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Retzu

Saiyan Tuffle Army Saga[]

This Saga is about a young saiyan boy named Retzu, and his adventures on Planet Vegeta. This also shines a little more light on the invasion of the Tuffle planet! please enjoy and comment!

Theme Song[]

The theme song Is This is War - 30 Seconds to Mars

Prologue[]

"Hmm? What a nice planet, I think I'll take it off there hands for a while!"

- "Acabo"

<Outer Space>

<Age 720>

<FOUR SAIYAN PODS COMES FLYING BY; THEY'RE HEADING TOWARDS A MYSTERIOUS LARGE RED PLANET; THE PODS ARE SPEAKING TO EACH OTHER THROUGH SCOUTERS>

Leedoh: Hmph, what a glorious planet! No wonder Vegeta wants us to take it over!

Acabo: Agreed father, this planet is perfect. <CRACKS KNUCKLES>

Leedoh: <LAUGHS PROUDLY> Come on now both my children should be excited about this day! Retzu my boy you've been so silent, why is this my child?

Retzu: Please don't misunderstand father I'm very excited to conquer my first planet, I'm just a little concerned about my life.

Leedoh: Have no fear child, we will crush every last one of these puny "Truffles" we're saiyans my boy, remember?! <GRINS>

Retzu: I know father in strength we are great, but...<GULPS> these Tuffles are very intelligent.

Acabo: Well I hope there smart enough not to mess with us! <LAUGHS>

Leedoh: How about you my wife? Are you ready to fight the Truffles?

Salla: Hmph. <PUSHES HAIR OUT OF HER FACE> I'm not scared of a bunch of puny nerds <GRINS>

Leedoh: Hahaha! Fantastic! We shall be arriving soon.

Acabo: So how many Tuffles are there? I'm really itchin to kick some ass!

Leedoh: Soon my son. I am also excited for the fight!

Retzu: Woah! I can see the planet now, <EYES WIDEN IN EXCITEMENT> It's so beautiful.

Acabo: Hmm? What a nice planet, I think I'll take it off there hands for a while!

Salla: Indeed, I think this would make a glorious home!

Retzu: <THINKS TO HIMSELF> Oh I'm so nervous! I've never killed anyone before, am I capable of goin through with this?! Can I kill someone?!

Leedoh: We're so close I can almost taste it <LICKS LIPS> feast your eyes on the new Planet Vegeta, my family!

Acabo: <EXCITED;HAPPY VOICE> Time to fight! I can't wait!!!

Everyone except Retzu: TIME TO KILL!!!!

Retzu: <SHOUTS> Wait! I thought you said we were going to offer them money for the planet, and immidiate removal of the race.

Acabo: Shut up Retzu, Thats true but the price we gave them was so ridiculously high theres no way they'll agree.

<SAIYAN PODS CRASH INTO THE MIDDLE OF A FIELD>


Arrival[]

"A marvelous machine that saves lives! I shall call him Angel'"— Trullon

<Tuffle's Reasearch Center, A.K.A the TRC>

<Age 720>



Trullon: Genius we've figured out the answer!!! <SHOUTS> Look at this brother it's incredible!!!

Buyko: <PUTS DOWN BOOK> What have you discovered, Trullon?

Trullon: <SPINS AROUND IN EXCITMENT> Ho ho ho! I've finally created an android with intense power!

Buyko: What use do we have for a powerful android?

Trullon: <STOPS SPINNING> Don't you see brother? This machine could be helpful in so many ways! <POINTS AT ANDROID> This robot can save lives, protect others, work on impossible jobs, he's simply amazing!

Buyko: Wow brother, that is quite some machine. <WALKS OVER; EXAMINES ROBOT CLOSELY> What shall you call it?

Trullon: A marvelous machine that saves lives! I shall call him Angel!

Buyko: Amazing, simply fantastic! Does he speak? <POKES ROBOT>

Trullon: Only if spoken too brother.

Buyko: H-hello there, Angel my friend???

ANGEL: <TWISTS HEAD TOWARDS BUYKO> Hello sir.

Trullon: Haha marvelous he understands! This is most certainly one of my best androids yet!

ANGEL: <TWISTS HEAD TOWARDS TRULLON AGAIN> Thank you sir, I am funtioning perfectly ready to help!

Buyko: Wow he has quite a nice design to Trullon.

Trullon: Yes, yes indeed he also has some impressive features.

Buyko: Hmm well I look forward to seeing him in action!

Trullon: <STANDS A CONFIDENT POSE> Haha I promise it will be one of the most amazing things you've ever seen!

<LARGE EXPLOSION; ROOM SHAKES; TINY EARTHQUAKE BEGINS>

Trullon: Haha marvelous! Here's Angels 1rst chance to help people!

Buyko: <PANICY; SHOUTING VOICE> Are you kidding me brother?! 1rst we must get out of here alive!!!

Trullon: Angel, please get us out of here!

ANGEL: Roger. Roger

<ROBOT PICKS UP BOTH TRUFFLE'S, AND FLYS THEM TO SAFETY>

<Outside TRC>

Buyko: What the hell caused such an earthquake? <CROSSES ARMS>

Trullon: I don't know, but lets fly Angel over to see if he can help anyone!

ANGEL: I am ready to take you 2 at one sirs!

Trullon: Fantastic lets go!

ANGEL: <PICKS UP BOTH TUFFLE'S, AND FLYS AWAY>

Trullon: Ho ho, you're incredibly fast Angel!

Buyko: Heh heh indeed, he certainly is fast. <LOOKS DOWN; GULPS>

ANGEL: We shall be there soon master.

Trullon: Delightful!

<Open Field>

<Tuffle Planet>

<SETTING; IT'S SUNNY OUTSIDE; FLOWERY FIELD; MORNING>

Retzu: <EYES FULL OF LOVE/EXCITEMENT> Wow! Would you just look at all the wild life and beauty here, it's so incredible!

Leedoh: <SMACKS RETZU> Stop gazing at the flowers fool. This is'nt our home until we get rid of the Tuffles.

Acabo: Then lets go, all that sitting around in the pod was torture! Now I need some exercise! <STRETCHES>

Salla: <SITS DOWN> Wow. Retzu's right, this place isn't half bad.

Leedoh: Oh would you people stop getting so comfortable, soon other saiyans will be arriving, then the invasion will begin!

Salla: Whatever quit bumming me out. <STANDS UP>

Retzu: <THINKING TO HIMSELF> Woah this planet is so wonderful! How is my family only thinking about fighting while surrounded by so many beautiful things!

Acabo: <LOOKS UP> Woah what the hell is that?

<AN OBJECT IS SEEN FLYING TOWARDS THE SAIYANS; IT IS TO FAR AWAY TO BE IDENTIFIED>

Leedoh: One moment. <TURNS ON SCOUTER AND AIMS IT TOWARDS THE UFO> It detects two power levels, one reads 126, and the other reads 133.

Acabo: <EVIL LAUGH> There childs play, but it will be fun to toy with them!

Leedoh: <SHAKES HEAD> No Acabo.

Acabo: C'mon father let ME kill them. <POINTS TO HIMSELF>

Leedoh: I said no! Let Retzu handle these two, he needs more practice in fighting then we do.

Retzu: <THINKING TO HIMSLEF> Oh no can I do this?! I'm still not sure if I can kill someone!

Leedoh: <SCOUTER BEEPS> Another saiyan ship has landed lets go to them! Retzu meet us there when your finished.

Salla: <GLARES AT LEEDOH THEN RETZU> Are you sure you can trust him? What if those Tuffle's do have some sort of weird plan!? He's only 15!

Leedoh: Forget him we have a mission, Retzu will be fine.

<ALL SAIYANS FLY AWAY>

Acabo: <LAUGHS> Don't die lil bro! <STICKS HIS TOUNGE OUT>

<RETZU BEGINS TO SHAKE WITH FEAR OF HIS FIRST REAL FIGHT; HE TURNS TOWARDS THE UFO, AND SILENTLY AWAITS IT'S LANDING>

Retzu: Alright I guess theres no choice, I must defeat them! <CLENCHES FISTS>

An Angel?!Edit[]

"He's callling it Planet Vegeta?! Kinda selfish don't you think???"
— Cellepo

<INTO A FOREST WHERE SAIYAN TEAM #1 HAS JUST ARRIVED; ITS WET AND COLD IN THE FOREST; SUNNY>



Nroc: Not a bad planet Sir.

King Vegeta: Yes indeed it is most impressive

Nroc: <TURNS ON SCOUTER> Yo! Cellepo! Get out here we've landed! <THINKS TO HIMSELF> How could that idiot has slept through a crash landing like that?!

Cellepo: <WAKES UP> Huh? Oh we're here, awesome! <STEPS OUT OF HIS POD; LOOKS AROUND> Damn, this place is incredible! So wheres the guys we beat up???

Nroc: We must offer a wager for the planet 1rst then if they disagree...

<CELLEPO INTERUPTS>

Cellepo: Thats when he smash them! <PRETENDS TO SMASH SOMETHING>

King Vegeta: Yes ouf course Cellepo!

Cellepo: <SHOUTS> Awesome!!!

King Vegeta: so what do you think of this planet dear?

Melona: <LOOKS AROUND; MARVELS AT THE BEAUTY> It's wonderful Vegeta!

King Vegeta: <NODS> Yes, it is a wonderful planet! Feast your eyes on Planet Vegeta, where we shall rule King and Queen!

Cellepo: <WHISPERS TO HIMSELF>He's callling it Planet Vegeta?! Kinda selfish don't you think???

King Vegeta: Cellepo who are you talking too?

Cellepo: <FALLS OVER ANIME STYLE; GETS UP> Oh....<PAUSE> It was nothing sir! <CHEESY LAUGH>

King Vegeta: You're an odd one my friend, but your power level of 7,500 it quite remarkable.

Cellepo: Oh! <BLUSHES> Well thanks you very much sir! <GIGGLES>

King Vegeta: <THINKING TO HIMSELF> ......... Idiot.

Cellepo: <STILL LAUGHING; SCOUTER STARTS BEEPING; LOOKS UP> Sir, it seems 3 Power levels are flying towards us.

King Vegeta: Don't worry with those power levels it's probably more saiyans!

Cellepo: Oh well thats wonderful!! <HAPPY VOICE> I wonder who it is! <DANCES>

Nroc: <PUNCHES CELLEPO: TURNS AROUND BACK TOWARD CELLEPO> Listen up moron, we're not here to play cames, <SCREAMS> We're here to invade!!!

Cellepo: <SITS UP; RUBS BRUISE ON HIS CHEAK> Ouch you don't have to be such a jerk Nroc.

Nroc: <BACK STILL TOWARDS CELLEPO> You're a grown man, a saiyan man! Stop acting like a child!

Cellepo: Pfft Whatever. <STANDS UP; WOBBLES>

?: <SCREAMS> Who the hell are you guys!?

<ALL SAIYANS LOOK OVER; THEY SPOT A GREEN MAN WITH AN INTERESTING LOOKING GUN>

Nroc: <STANDS IN FRONT GUARDING VEGETA> Thats no way to speak around the king little green man!

Cellepo: <WALKS OVER; STICKS HAND OUT> I'm Cellepo nice to meet you, whats your name?

?: I'm Loyyro a Tuffle, and you guys don't belong here!!!!

<POINTS GUN AT CELLEPO; SHOOTS GUN DIRECTLY IN CELLEPOS FACE IN CLOSE DISTANCE>

Cellepo: <FALLS BACK; SCREAMS IN PAIN> Aaaaaaah!

<ALL SAIYANS EYES WIDEN IN SHOCK>

Nroc: <GATHERS AN ENERGY WAVE; BLAST TUFFLE TO SMITHERINES>

Cellepo: <ROLLS OVER; STILL SCREAMS IN PAIN AND AGONY>

Melona: <NERVOUS VOICE> Oh no that idiot! We have to help him!

Cellepo: <AGONY VOICE> No p-p-please my Queen don't you worry I'll be fine!

Melona: <THINKING> Wow he may be an idiot but, hes pretty tough!

Cellepo: <STANDS UP; WOBBLES: SMILES> See I- I'm fine!

King Vegeta: Wow Incredible.

<TEAM 7 SAIYANS ARRIVE>

Leedoh: Oh hello there King, and Queen its great to see you!

King Vegeta: The pleasure is all ours! Welcome my friends!

Melona: Hello.

Nroc: Hey Leedoh don't you have another child? Did he die already?

Leedoh: No he's taking care of some Tuffles, Haha my son believes they can beat us with brains so we're proving to him that brains don't win battles.

Cellepo: <FACEPALMS> OUCH!!!!

Acabo: Yo Cellepo, what the hell happened to your face?

Cellebo: The Tuffles blasted me with this strange gun. I think your son was right, these Tuffles have unimaginably strong weapons.

Leedoh: <THINKING> Oh no Retzu!!!!

<OPEN FIELD; AFTERNOON; SUNNY WEATHER; ANGEL FINALLY ARRIVES: THEY LAND IN FRONT OF RETZU>

Retzu: <GULPS> Who are you guys?!

ANGEL: I am a tuffle android named ANGEL.

Buyko: Yes so we'll kindly ask you what your doing here, and what caused that giant earthquake?

Retzu: <CALM VOICE> Oh, we're here to take over your planet, and I caused that earthquake.

Trullon: <SHOUTS> You're here to do what?!?!?!

Retzu: <COUGHS> We're here to take over this planet.

Trullon: <STILL SHOUTING> Are you insane boy?!

Retzu: Nope, I don't think so? Why do you ask?

Trullon: You think we're just going to let you take it?!

Retzu: I was hoping! Would it make a difference if I said please? <SMILES> This planet really is so beautiful.

Trullon: ANGEL! <POINTS TO RETZU> Kill him!

ANGEL: <FLYS OVER TOWARDS RETZU; FIRES A GIANT ROCKET FROM 4 FT. AWAY>

<RETZU HOPS ON ROCKET AND STARTS RIDING IT>

Retzu: Yahooooooo! This is really fun! <LIFTS HANDS IN THE AIR>

<TRULLON, ANGEL, AND BUYKO'S LIPS ALL FALL TO THE GROUND>

Buyko: He really is insane!

Trullon: ...........

<ROCKET EXPLODES; KABOOOOM>

Trullon: <ADJUSTS GLASSES> Well that takes care of that I suppose???

Buyko: Indeed.

Retzu.......Alive?!Edit[]

"What do you know I'm alive, that rocket ride was so fun!"
— Retzu

<Open Field>

<Tuffle Planet>

<Afternoon>

Buyko: I believe we should go brother. <POINTS TO ANGEL>

Trullon: <THINKING TO HIMSELF> Is that kid incredibly brave or incredibly stupid? <WALKS TO ANGEL>

?: <SHOUTS> Hey guys!!! <ANNOYING TAUNTING NOISES>

<ALL LOOK UP AND SPOT RETZU UNDAMAGED>

Retzu: <HAPPY LAUGH> What do you know I'm alive, that rocket ride was so fun! <CLAPS>

Everyone: ..........

Trullon: Thats ridiculous!!! Those were class D explosives!

Retzu: Haha well next time you better go with Class A! <LAUGHS>

Buyko: How remarkable! <FALLS ON HIS KNEES>

<RETZU FLYS BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND AGAIN>

<TRULLON, ANGEL, AND BUYKO CRAWL OVER ON THERE KNEES AND SHINE RETZU'S SHOES>

Tuffles: <PANICING VOICE> I'm so sorry sir! I love your boots sir, can I offer you some drinks or food or maybe..

Retzu: FOOD! <LICKS LIPS>

Tuffles: Ok no problem come with us.

<ANGEL CARRYS TUFFLES; RETZU FLYS BACK TO THERE HOUSE WITH THEM; RETZU SITS AT THE TABLE AND WAITS FOR HIS FOOD; BUYKO AND TRULLON GO INTO THE KITCHEN>

Buyko: Ummm excuse Mr., B-b-but you're not going to kill us right?! <GETS A NERVOUS CHILL; FACE TURNS BLUE>

Retzu: Haha enough with the "Mr" Stuff just call me Retzu!, and I'm not like the other saiyans I don't really enjoy killing like they do?

Trullon: Oh <SIGH OF RELIEF> Thats fantastic!

Buyko: <WHISPERS IN KITCHEN WITH TRULLON> Hey, listen I've been working on a battle suit, if you destract him I'll go get it!

Trullon: <WHISPERS> Sure! <GIVES THUMBS UP>

Buyko: <RUNS INTO ANOTHER ROOM>

Trullon: <SERVES RETZU HIS FOOD; SITS DOWN AND STARTS TALKING WITH HIM> Umm, hello there little boy!

Retzu: <EXCITED> Oh thanks so much this food looks delicous!!!!

Retzu: <SNEEZES>

Trullon: <GETS FREAKED OUT; FALLS OUT OF HIS CHAIR>

Retzu: Ahem. Are you ok there Mister? Oh by the way whats your name???

Trullon: <STANDS UP IN EMBARRASMENT; SITS BACK DOWN> Oh haha pardon my clumbsiness. My name is Trullon by the way, I was named after my father.

Retzu: Haha it's kind of a funny name!

Trullon: <SIGHS> Soooo?

Retzu: I'm sorry my friends and I are going to try and take over your planet.

Trullon: Well please don't underestimate us little boy we are much smarter than your people.

Retzu: I know, I've researched your race! I hear you have some amazing weapons!

Trullon: <LAUGHS PROUDLY> Indeed us Tuffles ae very special!

Retzu: Haha my dad calls you Truffles! Like the flower! <LAUGHS>

Trullon: .........

Trullon: May I ask how you became so strong boy?

Retzu: Well I guess I trained alot with the Saibamen, but strength Isn't my top skill!

Trullon: Oh really what is it then? <THINKING TO HIMSELF> He's amazing!

Retzu: I make the best forcefields you've ever seen!

Trullon: Forcefields???

Retzu: Yeah, I made the technique myself! Check this out!!! <STANDS UP; SPREADS ARMS OUT; SUDDENLY AN AMAZING LIGHT GREEN GLOW BEGINS TO FORM ALL AROUND RETZU'S BODY>

Trullon: W-w-what is this beautiful energy?!

Retzu: Haha I know it looks pretty cool right?! <CHUCKLES; TURNS OFF FORCEFIELD>

Trullon: You really are incredible!

Retzu: Haha thanks, hey wheres that other guy?

<BUYKO BUSTS DOWN THE DOOR; HE IS WEARING SOME GIANT METAL ARMOR ROBOT SUIT; BUYKO RUNS OVER AND PUNCHES RETZU THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR SENDING HIM FLYING BACK; RETZU STOPS WHEN HE HITS A GIANT TREE>

Buyko: <SHOUTING> I won't let you take over my planet you little dirtball.

Retzu: <STANDS UP> Woah what was that?! Wow that punch hurt, but I'm feeling something I've never felt before! Am I actually excited to fight this guy?! Yes I'm so excited this is gonna be so much fun!!!

Ready to FightEdit[]

"That robot armor is pretty impressive, but trust me if anyones gonna break it, it'll be me! "
— Retzu

<Outside Trullon and Buykon's house>

<Night Time>



Retzu: So you want to fight, ok but I'm pretty tough.

Buyko: SHUT UP! I won't allow anyone who wants to invade my lovely home to live! <RUNS TOWARDS RETZU>

Retzu: Ok if thats how its gotta be! <DODGES PUNCH; FIRES A FULL POWER ENERGY WAVE AT THE ROBOT>

<BUYKO FALLS DOWN; THERE IS A BIG BURN MARK ON THE ROBOT>

Buyko: Ugh-gh Aaaah! That brat damaged my suit.

<RETZU JUMPED UP AND FIRES ANOTHER BLAST AT BUYKO>

<BUYKO STICKS HIS HANDS OUT TO PROTECT THE BLAST FROM HITTING HIS BODY; KABOOOM>

Buyko: <GETS UP> D-darnit, hes so fast!

Retzu: That robot armor is pretty impressive, but trust me if anyones gonna break it, it'll be me!

Buyko: Haha dream on puny child! <FIRES A CLASS C ROCKET AT RETZU; IT CAUSES A ROCKET EXPLOSION TWO TIMES LARGER THAN HIS ENERGY WAVE>

<RETZU IS BLOWN OUT OF THE SKY: HE TAKES A PAINFUL FALL ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE GROUND>

Retzu: <IN PAIN> Aaaagh, ohh man that rocket hurt a lot more than the first one! Plus I did'nt even get to ride it. <RETZU SITS UP AND THE FIRST THING HE SEES IS BUYKO CHARGING HIM AGAIN>

<BUYKO PUNCHES RETZU AGAIN WITH HIS FIST COVERING MOST OF RETZUS BODY>

Buyko: Just die already! <FLINGS RETZU OFF OF HIS FIST INTO ANOTHER TREE; RETZU BREAKS THE TREE AND FALLS ON THE GROUND AGAIN>

Retzu: Man he's really whooping me...<THINKS OF A PLAN> Oh my forcefields! <RETZU PUTS UP A FORCEFIELD; GETS UP; CHARGES AT BUYKO>

Buyko: <CRAZY LAUGH> You think you can charge at me boy??? <PUNCHES RETZU>

<RETZU IS UNAFFECTED BY HIS PUNCH; THEN GRABS BUYKOS ARM; SWINGS HIM AROUND IN CIRCLES; SLAMS BUYKO INTO THE GROUND CAUSING THE CHEST PLATE TO CRACK>

Retzu: <BACKS UP> C'mon get up! It won't be fun if the fight ends like this!

Buyko: Huh. You're not bad for scum.

Retzu: <STOPS FIGHTING> Hahahahaha thanks!

Buyko: <ANNOYED> Would you please take this fight seriously! <PUNCHES RETZU IN THE FACE>

Retzu: <GETS UP AGAIN> Hmph, You're fist are really hurting my face! I`ll have to finish you quickly.

Buyko: Lets go then child.

Retzu: <POWERS UP ANOTHER FORCEFIELD>

Buyko: <FIRES A CLASS C ROCKET AT RETZU; IT EXPLODES; THE DUST CLEARS; RETZU IS UNAFFECTED BUT THE FORCEFIELD IS GONE>

Retzu: Hmph. Wow. It takes alot to destroy my force fields, you're good.

Buyko: Haha of course I'm good! <FIRES ANOTHER CLASS C ROCKET>

<RETZU QUICKLY FIRES AN ENERGY WAVE CAUSING INSTANT EXPLOSION; BOTH WARRIORS ARE BLOWN BACK>

<RETZU GETS UP BUYKO IS TO WEAK TOO GET UP>

Buyko: <IN HORRIBLE PAIN> Go ahead d-d-o it!!! <CRYS>

Retzu: <WALKS OVER TO BUYKO> Do what?

Buyko: Kill me, you've won this battle and I have lost!

Retzu: I'm not going to kill you silly! <STICKS OUT TOUNGE>

Buyko: W-wh-what why not???

Retzu: Because I like you <LAUGHS AND SMILES> That was really fun, I gotta meet up with my family now, but I'll see you later.

<RETZU FLYS AWAY>

Buyko: Unbelieveable!

<TRULLON RUNS OVER; CHECKS IF BUYKO IS OK>

Trullon: <NERVOUS> Brother please speak! Are you alright?!

Buyko: <SIGHS> I'm fine brother, <BEGINS TO TEAR UP>

Trullon: Whats wrong?

Buyko: <BEGINS CRYING> Oh brother! Those people are much much stronger than I! That was just a boy Trullon, and he easily took down my fighting suit!

Trullon: <HUGS BUYKO> Don't worry brother we're Tuffles....<LONG PAUSE> We shall find a way, a way to live on and destroy these freaks!

Buyko: How can you be so sure?!

Trullon: <STOPS HUGGING> Just trust me brother!

Buyko: Hmph, I guess I have to!

CellepoEdit[]

"Haha talk about bringin the house down!"
— Cellepo

<Forest>

<Tuffle Planet>

<Night Time>

<SETTING; IT IS A COLD DARK NIGHT; ALL SAIYANS FROM TEAM #1 AND MOST SAIYANS FROM TEAM #7 HAVE GATHERED AROUND A FIRE TO HAVE A MEETING>



Leedoh: <TURNS ON SCOUTER; TALKS TO RETZU> Retzu? Are you ok my son?

<RETZU RECEVIES THE CALL>

Retzu: Yeah, I'm fine father, how are you?

Leedoh: We are all safe my boy, when are you going to arrive here, Team 1 is here!

Retzu: <EXCITED> Woah team 1?! I'll go full speed now! <LAUGHS>

Leedoh: Ok see you soon, son.

Retzu: Ok gotcha!

<SCOUTER TANSMISSION ENDS>

Salla: How is he!

Leedoh: He's fantastic, wow looks like our boy took down both Tuffles by himself!

Acabo: <LOOKS AT CELLEPO> Haha yeah dumbass Cellepo couldn't even do that!

Cellepo: < LOUD AND ANGRY> Shut up!!! I let him do that so I could have this awesome battle scar!!!

Nroc: Haha your such a liar, that little green man got you fool! <SMIRKS>

Cellepo: Pffft Shut up you guys, he caught me off guard! <STICKS OUT TOUNGE>

Nroc: Just be aware next time fool.

Cellepo: Yeah next time I see a stupid Tuffle, I'm gonna blow his ass to smitherines!!!

Nroc: You better.

Cellepo: <LAUGHS> You guys know what?!

King Vegeta: What is it?

Cellepo: <EXCITED> I'm hungry!

<ALL FALL OVER ANIME STYLE>

Cellepo: What?

King Vegeta: <ANNOYED> If you are hungry then go get some food!

Cellepo: Okee Dokee.

<CELLEPO GETS UP; RUNS DEEP INTO THE FOREST>

Nroc: ............... Idiot.

<DEEP INTO THE FOREST>

Cellepo: <SINGING TO HIMSELF> Yum, yum yuuuuuuuuum! Food, food, foooooood!

?: Wow you are such an idiot.

Cellepo: <STILL SINGING> Whos theeeeeeeere?!

Puybo: The names Puybo, blasting intruders is the game! <SHOWS CELLEPO ANOTHER STRANGE GUN; THIS ONE IS MUCH BIGGER>

Cellepo: <STOPS SINGING> .............. <SIGHS> Not another gun!

Puybo: Heh heh this here is a Class a rocket launcher! One blast and any warrior is toast!

Cellepo: Haha I'm a saiyan, go ahead just try and blow me up, I dare you!

Puybo: <SHOUTS> You cocky fool!!! <FIRES GUN>

Cellepo: <PREPARES HIS ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE, GRENADE KI BARRAGE IT IS A TECHNIQUE THAT RUNS IN CELLEPOS FAMILY; THE TECHNIQUE IS LIKE ENERGY BARRAGE WAVE EXCEPT EACH BLAST IS MUCH BIGGER AND MUCH MORE DANGEROUS>

Cellepo: Haha you can't beat me! <STICKS OUT TOUNGE>

<ROCKET AND ENERGY COLLIDE CAUSING A GIANT EXPLOSION ENOUGH TO BURN THE WHOLE WOODS TO THE GROUND>

Cellepo: Haha talk about bringin the house down! <EVIL LAUGH>

<ALL SAIYANS FLY TOWARDS CELLEPO>

Nroc: <FURIOUS SHOUTING> Cellepoooooo!

Cellepo: What'd I do now?

Nroc: <EVEN MORE FURIOUS> Ae you kidding me, you blew down our whole damn hideout!!!

Cellepo: <SCRATCHES HEAD> Oh, whoops sorry. My bad!

Nroc: We all know its your bad thats why we're angry!!!

King Vegeta: <GRABS NROC> Settle down Nroc, we'll simply move.

Cellepo: <MAKES A FUNNY FACE AT NROC>

<RETZU ARRIVES>

Retzu: Hey everyone! Why are we hiding here? this place is on fire!

Acabo: Ugh, you don't think we already know that Retzu?!

Retzu: So why are we here.

Cellepo: <NERVOUS LAUGH> I kinda umm.......<LONG PAUSE> Burnt this place down.

Retzu: Oh ok!

<SAIYANS FLY TO A NEW HIDEOUT IN A CAVE>

Cellepo: See guys this isn't so bad?!

Everyone: <SHOUTING> This place sucks!!!

WarningEdit[]

"Have no fear my King, the idiot will be handled."
— Nroc

<ALL SAIYANS ARE RESTING IN A CAVE; THE CAVE ITS DARK, COLD, UNINVITING>

Cellepo: ......... I'm still hungry.

Nroc: Ok then were going to get something to eat together!!! <HITS CELLEPO>

Cellepo: Ugh, you're a real buzzkilll Nroc! <STICKS TOUNGE OUT>

Nroc: Whatever, let's go.

Cellepo: Pfft fine.

King Vegeta: Keep him in order Nroc.

Nroc: Have no fear my King, the idiot will be handled.

Retzu: <HAPPY> Oh, bring me back a yummy lion!!!

Nroc: Haha, we don't even know if lions rome this planet child?

Retzu: <LESS HAPPY> Oh.......ok.

Nroc: Don't you worry either Retzu, we will bring home a glorious feast! <SMILES>

Retzu: <LAUGHS> Yay! Ok!

Cellepo: Let's go already slowpoke!

Nroc: <GLARES AT CELLEPO; FLYS OUT OF THE CAVE>

Cellepo: Finally we're leaving, see you guys! <FLYS>

Retzu: Haha, they better not lie about that feast!

Acabo: Don't worry Retzu, they'll get some delicous stuff.

<OVER A TUFFLE JUNGLE; CELLEPO AND NROC SCOUT FOR FOOD>

Cellepo: <SCOUTER BLEEPS> Woah my scouters picking up a huge dinosaur! I'm gonna go get it! <LAUGHS>

Nroc: Ugh, please don't be to crazy Cellepo.

Cellepo: Whatever! <FLYS AT DINOSAUR FULL SPEED>

Nroc: ....Idiot <FOLLOWS>

<BOTH SAIYANS LAND RIGHT IN FRONT OF A T-REX>

T-rex: RAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!

Cellepo: Haha your a funny big guy!

Nroc: Whats funny, its just a dinosaur?

Cellepo: Shut up buzzkill.

Nroc: Please just kill it already Cellepo.

Cellepo: No problem. <BLASTS DINOSAUR>

<DINOSAUR FALLS DOWN DEAD INSTANTLY>

Nroc: Almost too easy. <LOOKS AROUND> <SCOUTER BLEEPS> Woah my scouter just picked up a decent power level!

<A MYSTERIOUS FIGURE CARRYING A SWORD SWOOPS IN; CUTS OFF THE ENTIRE TAIL; RUNS AWAY>

Cellepo: <CLENCHES FISTS; SHOUTS> Hey!!! That bastard took part of my dinosaur!!!!!

Nroc: It's just the tail Cellepo, please let him be.

Cellepo: <SHOUTING> The tails the best part you moron!!!

Nroc: <SHOUTS BACK> We are not chasing that thing!

Cellepo: C'mon it'll be fuuuuun! <CHEESY SMILES>

Nroc: <SIGHS> Lets go then.

Cellepo: Awesome!!! Maybe your not such a buzzkill after all! <FLYS TOWARDS SHADOW>

Nroc: Just shut up! <FLYS WITH CELLEPO>

<THE FIGURE ISNT FLYING BUT INSTEAD HOPPING FROM TREE TO TREE WITH RAPID SPEED; THE SAIYANS CAN NOT CATCH UP TO IT>

Cellepo: Woah this thing is fast, but it won't escape with my food!

Nroc: Just shut up, and fly, this littles chase is making us late.

Cellepo: Then lets go faster! <SPEEDS UP>

Nroc: Don't waste your energy on the chase you fool!

<THE SHADOW CLIMBS A GIANT HILL IN RECORD SPEED AND CRAWLS INTO A CAVE AT THE TOP>

Cellepo: Finally, the fool understands that he can't outrun us! <SMIRKS>

Nroc: <SIGHS>

Cellepo & Nroc: <FLYS IN THE CAVE>

???: <DEEP SCARY VOICE> Get out!!!!

Cellepo: Hey Mr., Do you have my food?

<THE FIGURE APPEARS OUT OF THE SHADOW, AND KICKS CELLEPO IN THE FACE SENDING HIM FLYING OUT OF THE CAVE; THE FIGURE IS A TUFFLE BUT HE IS MUCH LARGER AND MUCH MORE MUSCULAR THAN ANY OTHER TUFFLE SEEN>

Mongo: <SHOUTS> I am Mongo, the ultimate Tuffle, fear me!!!

Nroc: <MONGO HASNT SPOTTED NROC YET; NROC PREPARES BLAST AND HITS MONGO FULL FORCE>

Mongo: <SMOKE CLEARS> Hahahaha!! You tiny puny man! You can't hurt me! <CHARGES AT NROC; GRABS HEAD AND SLAMS IT INTO THE CAVE> MUWAHAHAHA!

Nroc: <ROLLS OVER> Ugh, my head. <BLASTS MONGOS HEAD>

Mongo: <SMOKE CLEARS AGAIN; MONGO IS UNNAFFECTED> You're funny little man! <PICKS UP NROC BY HIS HEAD; SQUEEZES HIS HEAD>

Nroc: <TERRYIFYING SCREAMS> Aaaaaaaaaah!!

Mongo: Mwahahahahaha!! <SMIRKS; THROWS NROC OUT OF THE CAVE>

<NROC LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF CELLEPO>

Cellepo: <IN PAIN> Ugh that guy is strong!

Nroc: <SITS UP> Heh, no kidding! <WIPES BLOOD OFF FACE>

Cellepo: He hit me way to hard Nroc, I can't get up! <STRUGGLES>

Nroc: Please don't fear Cellepo, this win will belong to Saiyans!

Cellepo: <SMIRKS> Your not so bad .... Nroc.

Nroc: <GETS UP> You coming big guy?

<MONGO FLYS OUT OF THE CAVE; SENDS A PUNCH DIRECTLY INTO NROCS GUT THEN PUNCHES HIM INTO THE GROUND CAUSING A GIANT CRATER>

Nroc: <EASILY GETS UP AGAIN> Hmph, that hurt a lot, but it wasn't enough! <LAUGHS>

Mongo: You funny puny man, don't you see you can't beat me!!

Nroc: Well how would you know, I haven't even fought back yet. You think this battle is over, but it really hasn't even begun.

Mongo: <SHOUTS> Well it's still useless dumb dumb! I'm a Tuffle who has been enhanced with the amazing medicine from Dr.Raichi!

Nroc: I don't give a damn about "Raichi" or his medicine, now let me check your power level.. <HITS SCOUTER>

Mongo: Hmph, I bet its 5 Trillion!!! <DORK POSE>

Nroc: Hmmm 8005, almost as impressive as my power level of 8532! <SMIRKS>

Mongo: <ANGRY; SHOUTING> No, you can't beat me! You're to puny!

Nroc: We shall see my friend. <STICKS OUT HAND; FIRES A LARGE ENERGY BLAST>

Mongo: I'll show you how strong I am!!

<THE BLAST HITS MONGO FULL FORCE; STRIKING HIM DOWN INSTANTLY>

Mongo: <TRIES TO GET UP BUT CAN'T> Ugh wo-w-woah!! You're strong! <GETS UP BARELY>

<MONGO CHARGES AT NROC AGAIN; UPPERCUTS NROC; JUMPS UP; GRABS NROC AND THROWS HIM FULL FORCE HEAD FIRST INTO THE GROUND>

Nroc: <DUST CLEARS; HE EASILY GETS UP ONCE AGAIN> You need to understand my power level is much higher than yours.

Mongo: <BRUISED AND IN PAIN FROM THE BLAST> Shut up! <CHARGES AN ENERGY BALL THEN HURLS AT NROC>

Nroc: <EASILY DEFLECTS>

Mongo: <SHOUTS IN PAIN> Uggghhh, I'm so done with you!!

Nroc: Agreed. <NROC BEGINS MOVING SO FAST MONGO NO LONGER CAN SPOT HIS MOVEMENTS>

Mongo: <LOOKS ALL AROUND> Uh-oh?!?!

<NROC REAPPEARS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM; THEN PUNCHES HIM SO HARD HIS FIST EASILY SLIDES THROUGH MONGOS BODY>

Nroc: It seems our fight it over. <REMOVES FIST>

Mongo: <MOANS; SCREAMS; THEN FALLS DOWN DEAD>

Nroc: Well thanks for the fun fight Mongo.

Cellepo: <IN PAIN> Well whataya know ........ he did it!

<ANOTHER MYSTERIOUS SHADOW APPEARS; THIS TIME MUCH SMALLER>

???: So it seems you've defeated my test dummie, Mongo haha well that was nothing! That was just one pill he ate from my special medicine, soon we will be 10x stronger than any Saiyan! This is a warning you fools, leave our planet at once, or the Tuffles will destroy you! <SHOUTS> Leave now!!!

Nroc: Who are you, and why shouldn't I just kill you now?

Dr. Raichi: I'm Raichi, and you won't kill me because you're saiyans, I know saiyans love fighting. So you will be all interested in my new form of Tuffle!

Nroc: <THINKING> Damn, hes right I do want to fight more like Mongo.

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