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On July 4, 2014, I got drunk and proceeded to write this page. It's not really a story, or maybe it is, and it probably would have been deleted at some point had I not included it in The Big Book of Very Important Things. Not a lot to say about this one. I mainly just wrote down some things HZ was saying to me over skype video. The first half was written on July 4 (with the last line being added in on July 8, although I had been meaning to put it in on the 4th, but fell asleep before being able to); the second half was written on August 26, 2017, when I was again drunk and again skype calling HZ.

Every line of the first part was something HZ said (although I may have misspelled some words). The second section is again like this for HZ's dialogue, although my own dialogue is stuff I made up (I did not ask HZ those questions with the exact wording for my parts, but his answers were word-for-word accurate). So yeah. This was, uh, something. I don't know if I really consider this a story in the sense that the other 9 chapters of The Big Book of Very Important Things are, but eh, it's close enough. I am quite enamored by that cucumber quote.


Story[edit | edit source]

you wnnt remember any of this tomorrow

fox is the boss

its what i like to do

fox is too difficult to play is

speakin of which i need to feed them right now

thats how its done

i thought this was america

yea man thers fireworks outside

i got my first running riot in halo reach today

since I ran out and there aren't enough for one meal, I will be also eating a little less than half of an entire cucumber



Master KidVegeta: soo zerglin whats cuber fav food?

Hyper: Chaiva's vaginal fluid

Master KkidVegeta: tell me about yourself

Get Hype: theresf much to say im hyper zerglin

Master KidVegeta: why dont you write the personality section for fducber

zerg: im still figurin out this day

masterchef: whats cubers real fav food?

zerglin hpe: the answer is chinese dumplings w/ white reglar rice

kv:: fav poke?

hyper z: tyranitar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kv: what pokemon do you hate the most

h. zerg Ling: i dont know im thinkin right now *asks group of intelligent peers behind him*


Endnotes[edit | edit source]

  1. I did in fact remember all of it the following day.
  2. As you can see, I didn't write down everything HZ said. I tried to pick out the most meaningful phrases for the first section in particular. Look at, for example, the first eight lines. Every one of them is unbelievably trite or hollow. I don't know, man. Is HZ a real person, does he just suck at social interaction, or is he like a serial killer or something? Who talks like that? I mean I knew his characters didn't have any personality, but you'd think he himself would have some.
  3. The cucumber quote is perfectly awkward, needlessly specific in random ways, and syntactically unusual. Excellent job by HZ there. I can get a very good sense of his aesthetics from that quote alone, trust me. This is a great line of characterization for HZ, and the only meaningful quote from the first half of this story.
  4. I was not pleased, it must be said, by HZ's answer to my first question in part 2.
  5. The second section feels like every time I try to talk to HZ when he's not ranting at me about stuff he wants to talk about. When you ask him shit, he will never give you meaningful, clear answers. This section is emblematic of the problems I have conversing with HZ sometimes.
  6. Tyranitar's alright, but definitely not a top 50 Pokemon. Don't get crazy now.
  7. HZ actually did ask his friends for counsel on determining his least favorite Pokemon. I think they gave an answer at some point like 15 minutes later, but by then, I was bored with this page, so yeah... that's when it ended.
  8. I find it sad that HZ is such a slave to his emotions that he cannot even come up with a couple of contenders for his least favorite Pokemon off the top of his head. One or two should come to mind immediately. What the hell? This is an extravagance of laziness and indecision, and boy oh boy does that not reflect well on lil ol georgie boy.

If I hadn't ever written this page, nothing would be different, except I would have saved about twenty minutes not writing this anthology, so it's always nice to keep things in perspective in these days of cultural degeneracy, etc.


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1: Were It So Easy2: Ground Up3: So Lonely At The Top4: Dragon Ball Z: In Requiem5: Sixth6: Slaved7: Womanhood8: A Mother's Love9: Derelict10: Dragonball KC11: The Redacted Scenes12: Dragon Ball Z: Cold Vengeance (Original draftFinal draft)13: Spindlerun: The Tale of Yajirobe14: The Anonymous Series15: Speedball16: Second-best17: Strength18: Separator19: Skulk20: Soup21: Scelerat22: Serial23: Slick24: Sovereign25: Dragonball lies in the old hat26: Ode to Dodoria27: Bitterly Bothered Brother28: KidVegeta's Theogony: From Silence to the Greater Kais‎‎29: Dragon Ball Z: The Forgotten (29.1 Prince Vegeta Saga29.2 Outbreak: Paved In Blood29.3 Lauto Saga29.4 Stomping Grounds Saga29.5 Planet Earth Saga29.6 Reunion Saga29.7 Forever Alone29.8 Fulfillment Saga29.9 Characters29.10 Who Are The Forgotten?29.11 Miscellaneous Information)30: Sink to the Bottom31: Bluestreaker32: Lionheart33: From Magic to Monsters34: Tyrant35: Be a Man36: Brave37: Yellow38: Sleep39: Prideful Demons Black40: The Watcher41: The Perfect Lifeform42: Ain't No Hero43: Dragon Ball: The Great War44: Glory45: Monster46: Burning Man47: Bonetown Blues48: Ergo Sum49: Suicide Missionary50: We'll Never Feel Bad Anymore51: Before Creation Comes Destruction52: Midnight City53: A Soundless Dark54: Scourge55: The Ballad of Dango56: Zarbon and Dodoria: A Love Story57: Thank the Eastern Supreme Kai for Girls58: A Shadow on the Wind59: I'm a Candy Man60: Down the Well-Worn Road61: Cool Cat62: Starfall63: Crushing Blue64: Black Dawn65: The Great Sushi-Eating Contest66: The Adventures of Beerus and Whis...IN SPACE!‎‎67: The Guacamole Boys Hit the Town‎‎68: Fin69: Nowhere to Go70: Not So Far71: Ice Age Coming72: Small73: Shame74: Untouchable75: A Demon Tale: Running Gags and Memes: The Movie76: Superior77: He's a Baaad Man78: Sandboys79: This is a contest story 80: A Space Christmas Story81: The One Where Bulma Goes Looking For Goku's Dragon Balls82: The Ginyu Force Chronicles83: Country Matters84: Chasing Oblivion85: Bardock's Some Hot Space Garbage and You're a Cuck86: The Story Without Any Cursing Except For This One Fuck And It's In The Title or (Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll Except Without Any Of The Sex)87: A Flap of the Wings88: Broccoli Tail89: Black as Blood90: Bi Arm or the One Where Baby is Actually A Rich Man or the Last One Of All the BYARMS91: One Chop Man92: Girl93: Twelve Majestic Lies94: Spaceball95: The Monster and the Maiden96: Mountain Bird97: A Quest for Booty98: Yaki the Yardrat's lecherous crime cartel, can Jaco and Strabbary stop it?99: Across the Universe100: His Majesty's Pet101: Destroyer of Universes102: The One with Several No Good Rotten Space Vermin103: The Scouring of Paradise104: To Kill a God-Emperor105: Extragalactic Containment Protocol106: Appetent Justice107: The Naptime Championships108: Really Big Scary Monsters109: Old Nishi110: He Needs Some Space Milk111: Filthy Monkeys112: The Mortal Flaw113: Leap114: Dyspo Sucks115: The Royal Exception116: Mushin117: Doctor Piggyboy118: The Space Taco Bandit119: The Big Book of Very Important Things (119.1: Why the supreme kai thinks there are only 28 planets in the universe by kidvegeta, esquire119.2: The raisin why supreme kai thinks theres only 28 planets119.3: Supreme kai why do you think there are only 28 planets pls respond119.4: Vegeta: The Tale of Chiaotzu119:5. Sweet Nothings About Cuber by KidVegeta and Destructivedisk119.6: ☉‿⊙119.7: The Part Where He Actually Blows Himself119.8: The truefacts tht hhyperzerling ssahhy119.9: Dragon Ball Supper119.10: A list of people yamcha's been intimate with)120: Memories of a Bloodless Thrall121: Lights of Zalama122: The Deathless Scraps123: Time-Eater124: Dragon Ball: The Mrovian Series: Hidden Memories of Chaiva125: Nineteen Assassins126: Welcome to Rapture127: Bean Daddy128: Zeta Male129: One Word From The Crane130: The Big Ugly131: The Legend of Upa132: Trickster is Meaningless133: Three Foolish Monkeys134: Killing General Copper135: One of Them136: The Swindler137: Softpetal138: How To Act Like a Professional Mercenary139: Insatiable140: The History of the Decline and Fall of the Planet Trade Organization141: Dragon Ball: Heart of the Dragon142: The Last Saiyan (141.1 Skyscrapers/Cloudchasers142.2 Roshi142.3 Edge Of The World142.4 Hail to the Thief142.5 Long Road Home)143: Community Roleplays (143.1 Dragon Ball: Future Imperfect (2nd Saga)143.2 No Way Out143.3 Vacation143.4 Cool Runnings143.5 What Role Will You Play?)144: Deleted Stories (144.1 Dragon Ball: Short Story Project)145: Final Thoughts
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