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This page, The KidVegeta Anthology/The Big Book of Very Important Things/The raisin why supreme kai thinks theres only 28 planets, is property of KidVegeta.

This story was written about five hours after Why the supreme kai thinks there are only 28 planets in the universe by kidvegeta, esquire was, and it was the main reason why The Big Book of Very Important Things exists, as after creating this story, and the one following it in the collection, these one-shots needed to be collected into a larger collection.

In any case, I remember tun being stressed out by me creating this story. I did not care then, and I do not care now. His counsel did lead me to creating The Big Book of Very Important Things, but otherwise, he had no power to stop me from doing this. He did try, and that made me laugh more.

I wrote this story entirely on the wiki. I never created a google doc for it or anything like that. This story was written the same night as I had written the previous Supreme Kai 28 planets story, just several hours later, so I was a lot drunker when I did it.

The only thing I remember about this story is that I wanted to have it be another way of describing why Shin is so stupid, and why he believes there are 28 planets inhabited in u7 (an erroneous belief). I wanted to use more of a texting style, that of Shin and the Supreme Kai of Time exchanging messages through a phone conversation. In any case, my analysis of this story will not be long, so let's get it over already.


--hi hello supreme kai here, he said politely on the phone --bitch what u want, it was the galactic king what a portly fucker --pls can u tell me how many planets in the unvierse have people --ur a right cunt ya know that --yea i am --lets see galatiking sounded rather spineless to the supreme kai --get on with it then --shut up ya wallaby

The phone call decommenced abruptly.

The Supreme Kai, having felt long enough and been long enough, seen long enough, done long enough, but there were many shrimp in his own private forest, decided to run. It was horrible Kibito approaching him that guy was so ugly. The Supreme Kai jumped away from approaching Kibito the horror and turned into a pond stone whereupon he sunk to the bottom of the pond like a stone.

It was a quarter past breeding time.

The Galactic King had an acute case of cephalophobia; it is said that in Galactic Habitable Planet #27, a Galactic King cannot and will not and shall not and wants not to be seen in public without a squidbaby slut clung to each of his rubbery tentacles.

It was a terror deeper than a mudfilled pond in the middle of a cave in Ecuador. A patrol dude named Winnipeg Flemsong, Jr., was on duty today. "Get me that list of planets ya shit"

"who u callin shit u blob of fuckmatter"

"i can stop asteroids u dingecunt get off me noggin u bog goblin"

"alright cunt chill"

he was a fancy boy his father was mayor of Galactic Habitable Planet #12. when winni had been a mere lad his father had thrown him off an eight hundred foot wall of ice. he was a bug so he lived but he was never the same afterwards sometimes he could be seen.

"yo this niġġa Space Alphonso Sebastian Wilcox was like niġġa imma fill out this planet list"

"yea i ppay good money for scrubs like u" gronaed galactic king.

"he wrote down 27 planets"

"oh good thats not too many my paperworks not so bad this year haha last year was a rough one i nearly blew my brains out and now i only got 27 to worry about"

"oh ya it's 28 since ur supposed to make sure the supreme kai knows there's around 28 inhabited planets in the universe"

"thats a loada fuckin winge tits, we're not the whole universe we service a very select and refined group of classy individuals who just so happen to own exactly 28 planets or so"

"does he know that" the bug was so royal it pissed hte king off

"go get killed by an ice demon fuckin peasant" and he sent the kid away.

"supreme kai honey ok im reddy"

"not yet grunt supreme kai from other side as he shines kibitos sword lookit that ugly fuckers face its like the grand canyon smdh son howd that fucker get on the show

"28 of these fuckers"

"ok sounds good bye"

"and u know theres really billions and billions of inhavited planets right"

"no not at all im retarded"

"oh okay bye"

"bye love"

oh he had drops o pearl alright


  1. In terms of the name of this story, I've always felt that 'raisin' sounds a lot like a british person trying to say reason.
  2. Shin was very polite in the opening paragraph.
  3. It's a canon fact that Shin is a right cunt.
  4. Cephalopods are, in general, spineless.
  5. I had a very clear image in my mind of that deep pool, isolated and devoid of even pond scum.
  6. Kibito is awful. He has at least some level of self awareness.
  7. "It was a quarter past breeding time." - this is probably the greatest line I've ever written.
  8. "it is said that in Galactic Habitable Planet #27, a Galactic King cannot and will not and shall not and wants not to be seen in public without a squidbaby slut clung to each of his rubbery tentacles." - I think this line of thinking was influenced by Squidbillies.
  9. "It was a terror deeper than a mudfilled pond in the middle of a cave in Ecuador." - I have thalassophobia to a severe degree and have watched several videos of people exploring central and southern American caves, and it's like being tortured, man.
  10. I am aesthetically interested in bog goblins. Not to say I find them beautiful.
  11. The wall reference was an A Song of Ice and Fire reference, veritably. Also, bugs are weird, strange creatures.
  12. "Space Alphonso Sebastian Wilcox" - this name was influenced by me having been watching Parks & Rec at the time I wrote this.
  13. 28 planets is pure nonsense if you think about it for more than 2 seconds. Toriyama did not.
  14. Kibito is aesthetically a 1/10 for me.
  15. This story is perhaps the most critical of the three Shin-28-planets stories, as in this story, Shin admits that that the 28 planets number is not true.
  16. The drops of pearl, as anyone could guess, is a reference to semen.

This story was a pivotal moment in KidVegeta's development as a writer. Certainly, anyone should consider akin to a rare candy. Not a single EV was gained.

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The KidVegeta Anthology
1: Were It So Easy2: Ground Up3: So Lonely At The Top4: Dragon Ball Z: In Requiem5: Sixth6: Slaved7: Womanhood8: A Mother's Love9: Derelict10: Dragonball KC11: The Redacted Scenes12: Dragon Ball Z: Cold Vengeance (Original draftFinal draft)13: Spindlerun: The Tale of Yajirobe14: The Anonymous Series15: Speedball16: Second-best17: Strength18: Separator19: Skulk20: Soup21: Scelerat22: Serial23: Slick24: Sovereign25: Dragonball lies in the old hat26: Ode to Dodoria27: Bitterly Bothered Brother28: KidVegeta's Theogony: From Silence to the Greater Kais‎‎29: Dragon Ball Z: The Forgotten (29.1 Prince Vegeta Saga29.2 Outbreak: Paved In Blood29.3 Lauto Saga29.4 Stomping Grounds Saga29.5 Planet Earth Saga29.6 Reunion Saga29.7 Forever Alone29.8 Fulfillment Saga29.9 Characters29.10 Who Are The Forgotten?29.11 Miscellaneous Information)30: Sink to the Bottom31: Bluestreaker32: Lionheart33: From Magic to Monsters34: Tyrant35: Be a Man36: Brave37: Yellow38: Sleep39: Prideful Demons Black40: The Watcher41: The Perfect Lifeform42: Ain't No Hero43: Dragon Ball: The Great War44: Glory45: Monster46: Burning Man47: Bonetown Blues48: Ergo Sum49: Suicide Missionary50: We'll Never Feel Bad Anymore51: Before Creation Comes Destruction52: Midnight City53: A Soundless Dark54: Scourge55: The Ballad of Dango56: Zarbon and Dodoria: A Love Story57: Thank the Eastern Supreme Kai for Girls58: A Shadow on the Wind59: I'm a Candy Man60: Down the Well-Worn Road61: Cool Cat62: Starfall63: Crushing Blue64: Black Dawn65: The Great Sushi-Eating Contest66: The Adventures of Beerus and Whis...IN SPACE!‎‎67: The Guacamole Boys Hit the Town‎‎68: Fin69: Nowhere to Go70: Not So Far71: Ice Age Coming72: Small73: Shame74: Untouchable75: A Demon Tale: Running Gags and Memes: The Movie76: Superior77: He's a Baaad Man78: Sandboys79: This is a contest story 80: A Space Christmas Story81: The One Where Bulma Goes Looking For Goku's Dragon Balls82: The Ginyu Force Chronicles83: Country Matters84: Chasing Oblivion85: Bardock's Some Hot Space Garbage and You're a Cuck86: The Story Without Any Cursing Except For This One Fuck And It's In The Title or (Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll Except Without Any Of The Sex)87: A Flap of the Wings88: Broccoli Tail89: Black as Blood90: Bi Arm or the One Where Baby is Actually A Rich Man or the Last One Of All the BYARMS91: One Chop Man92: Girl93: Twelve Majestic Lies94: Spaceball95: The Monster and the Maiden96: Mountain Bird97: A Quest for Booty98: Yaki the Yardrat's lecherous crime cartel, can Jaco and Strabbary stop it?99: Across the Universe100: His Majesty's Pet101: Destroyer of Universes102: The One with Several No Good Rotten Space Vermin103: The Scouring of Paradise104: To Kill a God-Emperor105: Extragalactic Containment Protocol106: Appetent Justice107: The Naptime Championships108: Really Big Scary Monsters109: Old Nishi110: He Needs Some Space Milk111: Filthy Monkeys112: The Mortal Flaw113: Leap114: Dyspo Sucks115: The Royal Exception116: Mushin117: Doctor Piggyboy118: The Space Taco Bandit119: The Big Book of Very Important Things (119.1: Why the supreme kai thinks there are only 28 planets in the universe by kidvegeta, esquire119.2: The raisin why supreme kai thinks theres only 28 planets119.3: Supreme kai why do you think there are only 28 planets pls respond119.4: Vegeta: The Tale of Chiaotzu119:5. Sweet Nothings About Cuber by KidVegeta and Destructivedisk119.6: ☉‿⊙119.7: The Part Where He Actually Blows Himself119.8: The truefacts tht hhyperzerling ssahhy119.9: Dragon Ball Supper119.10: A list of people yamcha's been intimate with)120: Memories of a Bloodless Thrall121: Lights of Zalama122: The Deathless Scraps123: Time-Eater124: Dragon Ball: The Mrovian Series: Hidden Memories of Chaiva125: Nineteen Assassins126: Welcome to Rapture127: Bean Daddy128: Zeta Male129: One Word From The Crane130: The Big Ugly131: The Legend of Upa132: Trickster is Meaningless133: Three Foolish Monkeys134: Killing General Copper135: One of Them136: The Swindler137: Softpetal138: How To Act Like a Professional Mercenary139: Insatiable140: Every Turtle Has His Day141: No Second Chances142: Blue Wolf143: The Shunko Onsen144: Nam's Big Dive145: Hard as Diamonds146: In Search of Pork Buns147: Feeding Time148: Chi-Chi's Got Talent149: Patient 240150: Divine in Maturity151: Tail Don't Lie152: Pontas Pilot153: Soft Matter154: PFR155: The History of the Decline and Fall of the Planet Trade Organization156: Dragon Ball: Heart of the Dragon157: The Last Saiyan (157.1 Skyscrapers/Cloudchasers157.2 Roshi157.3 Edge Of The World157.4 Hail to the Thief157.5 Long Road Home)158: Community Roleplays (158.1 Dragon Ball: Future Imperfect (2nd Saga)158.2 No Way Out158.3 Vacation158.4 Cool Runnings158.5 What Role Will You Play?)159: Deleted Stories (159.1 Dragon Ball: Short Story Project)160: Final Thoughts