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This is the oldest story in The Big Book of Very Important Things. It's one of the main reasons I made that story, as for the longest time, I wasn't sure what to do with ☉‿⊙. If I hadn't made that collection, ☉‿⊙ would have probably been deleted at some point.

Anyways, I wrote this one on July 14, 2013, from about 4:15 pm - 5:02 pm. It was written very quickly after I returned home from an appointment at the dentist. It was entirely written on wikia - I didn't make a word or google doc for it. I felt buzzed from the dental anesthesia or whatever I had been given, and that was the inspiration for the story.

I made TUN a co-writer, but he did not write a word of this story. The "☉‿⊙" smiley came from epicmafia.com, and I think it's a smiley of Plank from Ed, Edd n Eddy. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. I dunno. Anyways, that's all the relevant information I can think of, so onto the endnotes!


Story[edit | edit source]

chapert 1: rivers Cuomo is a stupid guy for pretending only in dreams is all deep. also say it ain't so[edit | edit source]

one upon a time i saw chiaotzu and he turned into a dancing leprechaun and then i got hard and fucked him and made some cheese. then we went to go see the crane hermit and he sent us back in time or some shit but i don't remember because yamcha was drunk and then we died but it was the past and everyone went back to the future.

Endnotes:

  1. This section was a parody of the horrific fanon character Cheese mixed with a parody of the premise of A Front, which was written by DD.
  2. The undercurrent parallelism between Rivers Cuomo and DD was intentional.

chapter 2: the return![edit | edit source]

At this point, KV was waiting for TUN on chat to write more chapter but Tun didn't come on chat. So then after chiaotu had a child named cheese even though he's a man midget, I believe that was when we had our first fight. Cheese was a growing girl, and she had aged very well (peter dinklage was proud of her for putting up with the vampire baby). She fought against King Buu and King Broly but King Broly survived with his fake kamikaze, which only fake killed himself. Then years later, bRoly came back to fight her. Cheese was ready this time, since Tien had been teaching her through telepathy to fight and beat any Broly who would come knocking at the door. Broly grabbed Chiaoztu and ripped his head off. This caused Cheese to get made and go Super Saiyan because she had Super Saiyan genes from being pregnant with Goten the 4th. The Broly went Legendary Super Saiyan 3 and did the eraser gun but cheese dodged and when "kyaa!" with a flying kick into his massive abs. Broly was like 15 feet tall like in raging blast 2 where he's huge compared to everyone else. then she flipped over him and did a "kapung" hit to his adams apple causing him to cough up some breakfast. She held his mouth shut and he died like that fucking piece of shit joffrey.

Endnotes:

  1. This is again more parodying of the Cheese character. God I hate that shitty character.
  2. Broly vs. Goten in Raging Blast 2 was always a bitch for both players, due to the size difference of the player models.
  3. This part got a lot more graphic than I remember. Went from 0 to 100 really quickly there, eh, KV?

chapter 3: summary of A Front[edit | edit source]

Krillin: He's a warrior, a lover, a husband. But most imprtaontly he's a human. That means he needs to get a job in an office. So he grows his hair to become passable in public and then he's sitting in his office doing the rubber pencil and hating his job like any self respecting American. He sees the furry bot get annihilated and goes to save it but then this other one cuts him up and david is the bad guy. He likes to record thoughts on tapes which is just stupid because he won't listen to them ever again. he's like any parent recroding their child's recital or whatever. Then king furry dies and that was the biggest plot twist because somehow he needs to come back. he had a will that somehow got rewritten but that took like 1000 words to explain which was too much for somethingas boring as that. krillin keeps fighting the furry bots and he gets cut, and it probably ruins his office suit thing. He can't kill them because they are tied to humans in a spiritual bond similar to krillin's love of the android pussy. yamcah is in the sand and piccolo is there too. David gets mad, and realizes people want arts and crafts and says "how's this for arts and crafts?! nananana!" then he takes the dragon balls and madly makes meteors come shooting down and chi chi gets stuck under her house (that part was so dumb). david kills krillin because the plot demands it. he suffers so much to become a human again but his warrior tendancies get him killed. It's the tragic part which is why I like that story.

Endnotes:

  1. This is by far my favorite part of this story.

chapter 4: nirvana[edit | edit source]

I want to go to nirvana, it seems like it would be sparkley, and those guys are very sexual and I need that in my life. Also, it's wearing off, but I swear I can sing Perfect Situation incredibly right now.

Endnotes:

  1. The more I've learned about Buddhism, the less respect I have for its tenants, so no more nirvana for KV, no sir. Also, it's true that I was able to sing "Perfect Situation" by Weezer quite well at the time. I distinctly remember that.


Endnotes[edit | edit source]

I quite like the third chapter, and the overall structure is rather like what Dragon Ball Supper became, although this story is much less ambitious. Still, it's good enough to keep around, I think.


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1: Were It So Easy2: Ground Up3: So Lonely At The Top4: Dragon Ball Z: In Requiem5: Sixth6: Slaved7: Womanhood8: A Mother's Love9: Derelict10: Dragonball KC11: The Redacted Scenes12: Dragon Ball Z: Cold Vengeance (Original draftFinal draft)13: Spindlerun: The Tale of Yajirobe14: The Anonymous Series15: Speedball16: Second-best17: Strength18: Separator19: Skulk20: Soup21: Scelerat22: Serial23: Slick24: Sovereign25: Dragonball lies in the old hat26: Ode to Dodoria27: Bitterly Bothered Brother28: KidVegeta's Theogony: From Silence to the Greater Kais‎‎29: Dragon Ball Z: The Forgotten (29.1 Prince Vegeta Saga29.2 Outbreak: Paved In Blood29.3 Lauto Saga29.4 Stomping Grounds Saga29.5 Planet Earth Saga29.6 Reunion Saga29.7 Forever Alone29.8 Fulfillment Saga29.9 Characters29.10 Who Are The Forgotten?29.11 Miscellaneous Information)30: Sink to the Bottom31: Bluestreaker32: Lionheart33: From Magic to Monsters34: Tyrant35: Be a Man36: Brave37: Yellow38: Sleep39: Prideful Demons Black40: The Watcher41: The Perfect Lifeform42: Ain't No Hero43: Dragon Ball: The Great War44: Glory45: Monster46: Burning Man47: Bonetown Blues48: Ergo Sum49: Suicide Missionary50: We'll Never Feel Bad Anymore51: Before Creation Comes Destruction52: Midnight City53: A Soundless Dark54: Scourge55: The Ballad of Dango56: Zarbon and Dodoria: A Love Story57: Thank the Eastern Supreme Kai for Girls58: A Shadow on the Wind59: I'm a Candy Man60: Down the Well-Worn Road61: Cool Cat62: Starfall63: Crushing Blue64: Black Dawn65: The Great Sushi-Eating Contest66: The Adventures of Beerus and Whis...IN SPACE!‎‎67: The Guacamole Boys Hit the Town‎‎68: Fin69: Nowhere to Go70: Not So Far71: Ice Age Coming72: Small73: Shame74: Untouchable75: A Demon Tale: Running Gags and Memes: The Movie76: Superior77: He's a Baaad Man78: Sandboys79: This is a contest story 80: A Space Christmas Story81: The One Where Bulma Goes Looking For Goku's Dragon Balls82: The Ginyu Force Chronicles83: Country Matters84: Chasing Oblivion85: Bardock's Some Hot Space Garbage and You're a Cuck86: The Story Without Any Cursing Except For This One Fuck And It's In The Title or (Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll Except Without Any Of The Sex)87: A Flap of the Wings88: Broccoli Tail89: Black as Blood90: Bi Arm or the One Where Baby is Actually A Rich Man or the Last One Of All the BYARMS91: One Chop Man92: Girl93: Twelve Majestic Lies94: Spaceball95: The Monster and the Maiden96: Mountain Bird97: A Quest for Booty98: Yaki the Yardrat's lecherous crime cartel, can Jaco and Strabbary stop it?99: Across the Universe100: His Majesty's Pet101: Destroyer of Universes102: The One with Several No Good Rotten Space Vermin103: The Scouring of Paradise104: To Kill a God-Emperor105: Extragalactic Containment Protocol106: Appetent Justice107: The Naptime Championships108: Really Big Scary Monsters109: Old Nishi110: He Needs Some Space Milk111: Filthy Monkeys112: The Mortal Flaw113: Leap114: Dyspo Sucks115: The Royal Exception116: Mushin117: Doctor Piggyboy118: The Space Taco Bandit119: The Big Book of Very Important Things (119.1: Why the supreme kai thinks there are only 28 planets in the universe by kidvegeta, esquire119.2: The raisin why supreme kai thinks theres only 28 planets119.3: Supreme kai why do you think there are only 28 planets pls respond119.4: Vegeta: The Tale of Chiaotzu119:5. Sweet Nothings About Cuber by KidVegeta and Destructivedisk119.6: ☉‿⊙119.7: The Part Where He Actually Blows Himself119.8: The truefacts tht hhyperzerling ssahhy119.9: Dragon Ball Supper119.10: A list of people yamcha's been intimate with)120: Memories of a Bloodless Thrall121: Lights of Zalama122: The Deathless Scraps123: Time-Eater124: Dragon Ball: The Mrovian Series: Hidden Memories of Chaiva125: Nineteen Assassins126: Welcome to Rapture127: Bean Daddy128: Zeta Male129: One Word From The Crane130: The Big Ugly131: The Legend of Upa132: Trickster is Meaningless133: Three Foolish Monkeys134: Killing General Copper135: One of Them136: The Swindler137: Softpetal138: How To Act Like a Professional Mercenary139: Insatiable140: The History of the Decline and Fall of the Planet Trade Organization141: Dragon Ball: Heart of the Dragon142: The Last Saiyan (141.1 Skyscrapers/Cloudchasers142.2 Roshi142.3 Edge Of The World142.4 Hail to the Thief142.5 Long Road Home)143: Community Roleplays (143.1 Dragon Ball: Future Imperfect (2nd Saga)143.2 No Way Out143.3 Vacation143.4 Cool Runnings143.5 What Role Will You Play?)144: Deleted Stories (144.1 Dragon Ball: Short Story Project)145: Final Thoughts
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