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So this is an improvisational comedy made with Creeperman129. When we set out on this story, I thought it would end up as a part of Baby You're a Rich Man. Don't know what Creeperman thought about that, or if he even knew what Baby You're a Rich Man is, but that wasn't really relevant. I treated this like a collab with DD and expanded Baby You're a Rich Man out into a multi-author collaboration, in the vein of the Beatles (with DD being John, and Creeperman being Ringo - I am of course Paul). Several things are different in this collection, as compared with the collection with DD, however: for one, I was not drunk during this story - I was drunk with all four DD stories (as of writing this commentary); instead of being drunk, I was extremely high for all the days we wrote this story; additionally, due to Creeperman being a different person than DD, I structured my contributions differently, and I wasn't as overtly sexual or profane. This resulted in much more subtle comedy than in the John Lennon section of Baby You're a Rich Man.

I remember flashes of this story, but without re-reading it, there is not much I specifically remember of it up here. I do remember that I tried to incorpate aspects of my universe, as I did with The Heels of the Unknown. Seemingly unconnected aspects of the universe, such as the revelation that Whis is a third generation god, the son of Isyen (which comes from KidVegeta's Theogony: From Silence to the Greater Kais), to Ledas being given a cameo at the end of the story (with direct descriptions of him taken from The Great Sushi-Eating Contest) was one of the most enjoyable aspects of writing the story for me. In some ways, I want to make this story canon for those revelations, but as of writing this commentary, I've determined that this story cannot be canon to my universe, due to the insane universe-breaking comedic stuff that occurs.

Basically this entire story was improvised, and it was written as most other collaborations of mine have been - I wrote a little bit, then Creeperman wrote some, and we traded off until we were done. There was very little plotted out beforehand. On chat, Creeperman and I discussed story ideas, eventually settling on his idea of a Beerus and Whis adventure. Nothing else about the story was really determined beforehand - it just sort of grew out of that idea, due to me being high, and Creeperman also trying to make things funny.

For me, I tried to put a lot of references to things I like in the text. Tim & Eric was one of the major influences for my sections, as was the catalogue of The Beatles. That should come as no surprise, though, for in the past, I have written very Beatles-centric stories on this site *cough cough*. Anyways, my goal with this story was to write these little aesthetic snippets in my sections, of things I wanted to show, both for comedic and non-comedic purposes. I don't remember how they all went, but hopefully they turned out well! I'm not sure what Creeperman's philosophy was when writing, if it was similar to mine, or not.

For The Beatles in particular, I wanted to reference Abbey Road, their "final" album, in many ways, and structurally, my sections are meant to mimic that album, particularly my last few sections. Of course, I made plenty of Abbey Road references too, but the structure of my last section in particular was inspired by the second side medley of songs, and the last paragraph of the story was written to be my version of the closing couplet that Paul sings on the album: "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make". There is specific rhyming rhythm in that last paragraph that I will get into in the below endnotes.

So we wrote this story from July 24-27, 2016. Over those first three days, we made some decent progress, but it wasn't until the fourth day that we made some truly great progress - we wrote about half of the story on the final day, as is often the case. I don't really remember the actual writing process (thank the eastern supreme kai for google docs history!), but I do have overall pleasant memories of writing this comedy. Hopefully it is funny and cool... we'll see. Anyways, onto the endnotes!


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The stuff that I wrote is in bold.

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It was a dark and stormy night, and Beerus was hungry as a junebug in July. He was watching the Space Food Network perched atop his cat tower, licking one of his paws and purring a little bit. He thought of that scrumptious-lookin Oracle Fish and screamed, “WHISU!” Whis started walking up to Beerus and asked, “What is it, my Lord?”

“Can I eat our fish?” Beerus asked bluntly.

“Buh...WHAT? He can see the future and you want to eat him?!”

“I’m hungry for fish though...and besides, he saw that I destroyed his fishy planet. I’m just putting him out of his misery!” (Bardock Reference)”

“...We can’t get another one though! It’s not like there’s a shop that sells these these.”

“Maybe not...in this universe.”

“Are you kidding me right now? Are we going on a quest to find another fish so you can eat ours.”

“...Yyyyes?”

They left Beerus’ cat cave and walked down the hall towards the Oracle Fish’s room. Beerus licked his lips and thought of how good that annoying little slime in a bowl would taste. When they arrived, the Oracle Fish’s scepter was leaning up against a wall with some brooms and trash, just where it belonged.

“Here fishy fishy!” the God of Destruction cried when the door swung open. “Come to daddy!”

The Oracle Fish’s eyes got real wide and it began to shake. “P-p-please… Lord Beerus, no! I didn’t do anything wrong!”

“Lord Beerus, this is most inappropriate!” Whis fluttered. “The Oracle Fish is a respected member of-”

“Yeah, yeah, Whiz boy,” Beerus growled, waving his attendant away. His stomach rumbled, and the poor purple kitty bared his teeth. “A god’s gotta eat, right?”

“Wait, I’ll tell you a prophecy if you don’t eat me!” the Oracle Fish pleaded. “It’s a real good one, I promise.”

Beerus scratched his chin and yawned. “Hmmm… alright. But make it quick, fishy. I’m starving!”

“O-ok..um...if you drink a lot of beer...um… and not eat me then you can face a Super Saiyan.”

Beerus twitched his eye.

“Is that it?”

“Uh...Super Saiyan God Five Hundred..who can transform to...um...a guy from Frieza’s race...?”

Beerus stared at the fish.

“Are you kidding m-”, Whis tried to say, but was interrupted by Beerus who said:

“WOW! That would be the greatest battle evar! Everyone would love that! It’s not like it’s completely illogical in every single way, but I believe you fish.” Beerus grabbed him out of his bowl. “Because you always tell the truth, right?”

“Um...yes!”

“Well, I already fought a Super Saiyan God,” Beerus muttered. “I want a new prophecy!”

“What about fighting a Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan God?”

“What the heck is that supposed to be?”

“Nobody knows except for Mr. Toriyama!” the Oracle Fish bellowed. “What about fighting your Universe 12 counterpart, Beerus Black?”

“That sounds rather stupid,” Lord Beerus complained. “Why would his name be Beerus Black?”

“Because he’s evil ahhh,” the Oracle fish shrieked as the God of Destruction waved the scepter around like it was a wand.

“Lord Beerus please!” Whis was nearly crying now. “That Oracle Fish is extremely fragile!”

“Oh yeah, Whis? I wonder if it can fly!” The kitty snapped his wrist, upending the fishbowl and sending the little blue mess of slime flying like a proper midget clown thing that’s in love with Tien. The Oracle fish slid across the floor before ramming into a Whis plushie up against the far wall. Beerus stepped forward, licking his lips again. “Any last words, fishy?”

“Allahu akbar!” the Oracle Fish wheezed before disappearing in a haze of bluish smoke. When the smoke cleared, in the fish’s place was a fat little alien with a single horn on its head. Its skin was slimy and wet and a light green color. The ugly little beast was hairless, covered in warts, and had a mouthful of broken teeth. It seemed to wear a dirty outfit of a wifebeater and busted jeans that would have been better suited for a plumber than an Oracle Fish.

“You don’t look tasty!” Beerus cried in dismay.

“That’s right,” grunted the alien. “That’s because I’m Kukajabara, ya dingus!” he shrieked, roaring like a Kookaburra. Then he threw some confetti on the ground, vomited and triumph, and poofed away again, back to oblivion.

“What’s going on, WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS?!” Beerus asked quietly and politely with a hint of grace.

“It appears that goblin-looking beast stole the Oracle Fish, Lord Beerus. Most unfortunate, yes?”

Beerus raised his fist to the sky and shook it like Old Man Jenkins. “Curse him and curse you, and I’m going to blow stuff up now.”

That was when Jabroni Jim appeared. (Is that a cat from a vine..ok!)

“Oh me oh my, your cat friend came!” Whis said with surprise.

Beerus shook Whis back and forth and screamed, “He’s not just my cat friend, he’s the God of Destruction from Universe 16 who escaped Zeno’s destruction...somehow.”

Suddenly, Jabroni said, “Silewence foows, meow. I’ve been soyching for Kukajabara for thosunds of years, meow. He ate all my gumdwops on my old gum tree aftower stewing it! AND KIWLLED MY MONKEYS!” “HAH! SEE FRIEZA, I DID IT FIRST!”, Kukajabara shouted from across the universe, while Frieza and his angels cried.

Who's Kukajabara? That’s the question plaguing everyone. It’s a very perplexing question one you should not take for granted. You see, Kukajabara is no jabroni. He’s a player, a gangster of the highest order jafeel me.

He blew his mind out in a car. He hadn’t noticed that the lights had changed. That was Kukajabara’s story, anyways, when the space police interrogated him about the illegal fish he was transporting. The fat little goblin monster thing was being interrogated by Jaco’s best friend, aka Polythene Pam. She’s so good looking, but she looks like a man. Look at her go. She caught Kukajabara but when he said “he dindu nuffin”, she believed him and he got away again.

Meanwhile, Beerus was flying with Whis and Jabroni Jim, who heard of Kukajabara’s short arrest.

“May I ask, WHAT’S GOING ON RIGHT NOW?” Whis screamed

“Shud up soyvent,” Jabroni replied. “I’m twaking Kukajabara to his hideoway”

“Wait, how can you not pronounce servant or tracking right, but be able to say Kukajabara just fine?”, Whis asked

“Deaw wif it. We’re here!”

In front of them was a giant gum tree, with gum covering it like a spider web. On the web was Polythene Pam, Jaco, Beerus Black, and Toriyama, writing on a piece of paper. But the finest specimen among them was Dabura Zero, aka The King of Skim Milk. He was forty feet tall if he was a foot, as rotund as a blimp in winter. He had about fifty arms and twenty-seven legs, and in each of them he held a variety of objects, ranging from tacos to mustard bottles to dying jackfruit trees. Ketchup and relish poured down his pasty, slimy, pale, pink skin as twelve of King Dabura’s arms held tiny plastic pinwheels, and he cooed like a hungry felid.

“Where’s my Oracle Fish?” Lord Beerus demanded, banging on the gum tree’s door. He reached for a piece of spearmint that had already been chewed to hell and plopped it in his mouth. A moment later, Beerus began to vomit as the foul, bleach-like taste of that gum spread through his mouth like wildfire. “This is a foul-tasting medicine,” the God of Destruction complained. “That’s it! I’m tired of this crap. You know what I always say, before creation comes destruction!” Beerus growled before producing a giant red energy ball on the tip of his finger. He angled it at the giant gum tree, preparing to destroy all those people caught in the web, as well as poor Kukajabara and the Oracle Fish.

“Lord Beerus, please… be reasonable! This tree didn’t do anything to you!” Whis cried.

Just before Beerus threw his energy, though, the door to the gum tree opened (why it had a door to begin with is a great mystery), and out came little ol’ slop mouth, aka Mashed Potatoes Face. He looked as angry as a space duck in heat, and in his hand was the scepter with the frightened Oracle Fish. Bet that slimy ********************** didn’t predict that happening to him.

“POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” screamed Mashed Potatoes Face as he ate Toriyama’s piece of paper. Suddenly, Mashed Potatoes Face exploded into potatoes because potatoes, flinging the Oracle Fish right into Whis’ mouth.

“AHWA!” screamed Whis, who chewed the fish into dozens of pieces. Meanwhile, Beerus picked up the piece of paper Toriyama wrote and read it out loud:

“I iz besttest riter, like + surbscrib plz. It help chamnel!” Beerus started at Toriyama who shrugged and said, “The kool kidz love de youtubez!”

“HOW CAN YOU EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH?!” Beerus screamed.

Finally, it came to his realization that Whis ate his delicious dinner, his precious petunia, his righteous raspberry! Beerus jumped up like a kangaroo and landed right on top of Whis.

“Mhm...thish actually tashes...delicous!”, Whis said while chewing up the rest of the fish.

It was horrible. The Oracle Fish was dead. Rip in pieces mate. From Milan to Minsk, the cry could be heard: “A canon character is dead!” This would have been a lot worse if Toriyama still had his paper. Kukajabara, the Potato-faced extraordinaire, the fetid feline, reappeared in a river of butter. He looked rather angry that the Oracle Fish was dead.

“I wanted to eat him first!” the other kitty kitty explained. “Now I’m going to make you pay!”

Suddenly the lights went dark and a strobe light descended from the gum tree. In the distance, music started to blast like in the club. “This is the rhythm of the night, Lord Beerus,” Whis burped, wiping some scales from his lips. “I’m the son of Isyen, for Frieza’s sake!” Whis’ face flushed a deep shade of maroon and he began to swoon. “My papa ain’t the God of Regret for nothing!”

Beerus, as he was wont to do, grew rather angry. “Shut up, Whis. This is the rhythm of my life!” He began to swing his hips wildly, dancing like every breath was a full-body convulsion. “Kukajabara’s a mean old man, and Polythene Pam looks like a man!” That was when Beerus made all his god ki come out like meerkats on the prairie. In the God of Destruction’s other hand was a smoothie, probably made of vanilla yogurt and Dr. Brule’s curly locks. It sure looked tasty, so Beerus decided to chug the entire smoothie, getting it all over his face and neck and chest and he even threw up some on Toriyama for good measure (senpai deserved it tho).

Meanwhile, Jaco got out of the gum and slapped Beerus.

“You insulted my best friend! You’ll pay for that!”

With that, Jaco used his ray gun to blast Whis in the stomach.

“Argh! I was off guard! There was no way I could’ve survived that! Or dodged that! Or stopped that in any way!” Whis shouted while falling to the ground and coughed up little bits of the Oracle Fish, which Kukajabara grabbed for. Beerus slapped Jaco back into Toriyama, who was crying because he tried to make the most overpowered character to beat Superman, but had him fall to a ray gun.

“Why you! THAT’S MY JACO!!!!!!!!!!” Polythene Pam exclaimed, turning her into a Super Galactic Patrol Man (because regulations say that there are no Galactic Patrol Women).

Polythene grabbed Kukajabara’s potato face, who finished eating the rest of the Oracle Fish, at Beerus who opened his mouth like Mr. Popo and ate the thirty foot tall face. Realizing that he couldn’t eat that much even if he tried, he grew to Fat Semi-Perfect Cell size.

“HAHA! Now I’ll blow up the entire universe but still come back somehow do to an insane retcon! AHAHAHA!”

“Wait, no, no, no!” cried Jaco, who always reminds me of tacos. “Please Lord Beerus, don’t do it! I’ll give you some space catnip if you don’t!”

“Give me your blood!” Kukujabara screeched. “I want to freeze it and inject it into my veins.”

“That’s a sweet dream,” Beerus sneered, “but you were never the God of Destruction I am!” With that, Beerus shot forward and punched Kukujabara through the skull, finishing off the other kitty with a nice red energy beam. That bad boy was incinerated like straight hunneds on da grill. “I put some joy on that stupid pussy’s face!” Beerus’ voice was thick with the taste of mahogany.

“That’s not what I want you to put on my face!” Polythene Pam piped up. But just at that moment, an errant space taxi came screaming by and ran her over, and now she’s dead. Her brother, the ever Mean Mr. Mustard, would certainly be at least slightly peeved about that.

“Man, these homies droppin’ like flies, smh,” said Whis’ little brother, known as Queen Brandy. “Hello, and succboi here!” he declared passionately before blowing up the little world with the gum tree, sending everyone tumbling on the rocks into space. “I’m a clockmaker, and you’re the cabbage!”

With that, Queen Brandy started firing ki blasts everywhere like he was tryna make it rain (broken hearts for Thom Yorke, rip). Then, as the group tumbled through the void, they came to a little asteroid where fat little grub people with blue skin and green antennae sucked on their thumbs while dueling one another with silver spoons. Beerus, who had grown quite hungry again, was wondering where the big enchilada was, so he went into the bathroom. And that was when she came in through the bathroom window!

From the distance, John Lennon screamed “Oh, look out!” as he smoked an acre of Mary Jane.

Beerus’ belly rumbled; he was so unprepared!

Realizing he was still humongous, Beerus threw up Kukujabara’s face which he didn’t need to talk for some reason on the little aliens. However, there was no fear for them as they used their silver spoons to blast it away into John Lennon, killing him instantly. With that the grubby men were angry as John Lennon was actually their god who made their spoons out of his glasses. An all out war began between the aliens with Queen Brandy as their commander against Beerus, Jaco, Kukujabara, Beerus Black and Dabura Zero.

Dabura Zero started out by sending mustard and ketchup all over the aliens, but they merely ate it with their spoons.

“We have to get rid of those spoons!” Beerus Black yelled

“OVER POWERED LAZER GOOOOOOOOOO!” Jaco fired the over powered laser, which the aliens tried to block with their spoons, but it was too strong for them, so most of them died, except for their luscious leader, Mr. Oompa Loompa and Queen Brandy. Suddenly, Beerus saw that in Mr. Oompa Loompa’s hand was the giant enchilada.

“Give me that enchilada!”

“No. I’m giving it to Mister Mrs. Queen Brandy, the Kiueen of the multiverse because it gave us our beautiful John Lennon which you made us kill!” screamed Mr. Oompa Loompa.

“I-I’m sorry… Tien… please forgive me…” Beerus Black’s eyes started to glow light blue, and then his entire body began to radiate with energy. He shot forward onto ol’ Loompa and grabbed the scrub-grub around the back. Oompa Loompa tried to shake him off, but like a foxtail in Balerion’s tail, it just wouldn’t come out. A second later, the two went up in smoke, dark and billowing, and Oompa Loompa could be heard screaming in pain.

When the dust cleared, the Mr. Oompa Loompa (Oompi-loomp,to his friends) looked rather angry. “That black cat burnt my clothes slightly!”

All that remained of Beerus Black was a burn mark on Oompa’s back, lookin like some burnt toast, holla at yer bois.

Dabura Zero floated through the air, as fat as a hippo on parade. He just sort of drifted by, grabbing at things with his dozens of arms. One time he grabbed a grub man and bit off his head as he grunted in ecstasy and waved his cheap plastic pinwheels around. It was extraordinary. One time, Queen Brandy lifted up his skirt and showed everyone his black hole. Dabura Zero got sucked in and never seen again was he. This is exactly what happened to my pep pep one time, it was awesome, it’s an unsolved mystery too.

“Everyone’s dying, we next homie!” Whis bellowed in terror. “My brother the Queen is a fierce jabberwocky when he’s angry, Lord Beerus!”

“Leave him to me!” the God of Destruction declared. “I’ll smoke him like fresh-caught salmon.” That made Beerus purr. Lord Beerus took out his handy dipstick, which he used to check for pools of blood in his stomach. When he was sure he had three, Dr. Wareheim appeared and slapped him on the back and said:

“Congratulations, you have pools of blood in your stomach, beer-boy!”

Beerus blew that weeb all the way back to where he came from with a huge ki ball.

With that, Beerus put the pools of blood in the hole where Jaco shot Whis, making him turn into Redbreast Whis, who surpassed even his brother.

“Sorry Kiueen, but I just realized I can’t exist in this universe because I work for Willy Wonka.” Mr. Oompa Loompa disappeared from continuity in a blink of a mocking jay’s sound, leaving the enchilada behind.

“Hah! You’ve lost brother. The power of the enchilada compels you!” Whis said while grabbing the enchilada and sticking it in the Queen’s mouth, making him explode into magic Adam Sandlers.

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHIS? ADAM SANDLERS COMEDY WILL MAKE US INTO CLICHE CHARACTERS!” Beerus screamed.

“I’m the typical quirky guy no one understands,” Adams Sandler said, turning Jaco into one of his own.

“The only way we can combat clicheness is with laziness!” Whis held up his staff and summoned Chiaotzu.

“Help us Chiaotzu!” Beerus begged while eating the rest of the enchilada.

“You stole the only thing I had going for me in Dragon Ball Z! Now I’m even less memorable! For that, I’ll instantly reset this entire story!”

“NO! He’s joined the cliche way of ending stories! By having none of it happen at all!” This instantly killed Whis out of sheer stupidity.

“My third favorite brother!!” the Adam Sandlers cried. He had once been a clockmaker, but he barely remembered those times anymore. “Lil baby Whis, I like it when he used to rub ice cream on my shoulders.”

It was really sad. The grubs were crying for John Lennon (or as I like to call him, D.D. Lenin). Beerus’ wrath was terrible, his retribution swift, “Paul McCartney is better than Johnny boy! You cretins wouldn’t know talent if it hit you over the head with a sack full of pennies.”

So Beerus smoked them up real good. He blew up the asteroid with all the grubby guys, and their species went extinct. It was sad, but I don’t care about them at all.

“You and me have business!” Adam sandlesauce complained, patting his belly. “I was a queen, you know?”

“Don’t make me say it,” Beerus replied. “Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams…”

“No, not that!”

“That’s right!” Beerus exploded forward through space, coming right up to Adam sandinhiscunny. “I’m a fighter, a governor, a NAVY SEAL.”

“No way, cool!” Jaco was playing his 3DS in HFIL because he’s the only other person with some sanity and randomly hasn’t had anything to do for a while, but he threw it away when Beerus said that. “I always wanted to get Jesse Ventura’s autograph! Curses, and so on and so forth!”

Beerus ripped off his Beerus mask. The God of Destruction turned into a fat-faced man with a bald head and a blond rat’s tail snaking down the back of his neck. He wore a pristine suit of boiled leather and his sunglasses were as sharp as Ash’s Squirtle’s. “That’s right, and uh, it’s time you met your maker.”

“I’ll kill you!” Adam Sandler spun forward through space, but since he’s old and weak and stupid, he just sort of spun around like a moon in orbit with himself.

“Ha, like that’ll kill me!” Jesse proclaimed. “You’d really attack a former governor? Really, ha, well, I’ll tell ya, if this ain’t a conspiracy, I don’t know what is!”

Behind these goings on, Whis reappeared like Janemba would, materializing in digitized blocks out of nothing. “From Mu I come, and to Mu I return!” the attendant declared. “Now, it’s time for Lord Beerus’ dinner, oh heavens, I have no time!”

The enchilada hadn’t satiated Beerus all that much. Now he wanted to eat Adam too, because let’s face it, that’s about all Adam Sandler is good for. Above Beerus, in the space dust of another asteroid, a non-space-monkey was riding on a space albatross. The monkey screamed and threw a space guava at Jesse the Beerus SEAL. When Jesse was momentarily distracted by the sweet fruit, Whis came up from behind him and banged him in the back of the head with the Oracle Fish’s empty scepter. Water spilled out and ran down the hairless cat’s face. It was a horrible site. Hairless cats are ugly af.

“Now now, Lord Beerus, don’t get ahead of yourself,” Whis breathed, snapping his fingers. The Oracle Fish reappeared in its bowl, perplexed and shaking. Ahead, Adam Sandler threw off his sandals and began to wet himself in despair.

“I want the Oracle Fish to eat Mr. Sandler,” Whis said.

“Whu, but WHY? I’m a Navy SEAL! I’m obviously higher up in the underwater food chain,” Jesse responded.

While the two were arguing, Adam Sandman convinced the monkey and the albatross to join him with that Q-Bert that randomly turns into things other people want. With the monkey, Adam Sandwitch grabbed Whis’ blood from Jesse’s stomach, and put it into himself, making him be able to make even more horrible movies for thousands of years.

“NOOOOOOOO!” Oracle Fish screamed as he whistled for his fish friends in the Oracle Fish Shop from Universe 3 and fused together into Lord Jabu-Jabu and ate Adam Sapling. However, the monkey summoned the original Son Goku and used his staff to slap the Oracle Fish’s staff away, separating him away from his buddies and destroying Lord Jabu Jabu

“Son Wukong is too powerful. We must call CAPTAIN PLANET!” Whis screamed.

“Let our powers combine!” Jesse the Beerus responded.

Captain Planet rammed into Son Wukong’s pet monkey (slavery much?) and grew a tail because of it. “Ohoh! You won’t defeat my monkey powers, Captain!” Son Wukong howled.

“Maybe, now that I grew that tail, but what you don’t know is that I’M the Super Saiyan Five Hundred that the Oracle Fish prophesied!”

Captain Planet grew long plaid hair covering the entire galaxy and a moustache just as long and lucious.

“No! His hair is too amazing! AUJHVTGYFGHJNFRJK<F!”

Son Wukong exploded into fairies and with that, the threat was over. Captain Planet transformed into a guy from Frieza’s race and asked Jesse if he wanted to fight. Oracle Fish sighed in relief as his prophecy came true.

“Little darling, the pigs’re returning to their slop,” said the Arcosian. He flexed his muscles and grunted like Goku at high noon.

From above, high, high, high in space, sat Emperor Kuriza, the eldest son of that thing next to the fridge. “Space crabs are rotten, no good dirty animals. I hate them!” he pouted, throwing a space crab at a nearby soldier. In Kuriza’s lap was a metal bucket with a variety of space crabs from across the universe. Another latched onto the poor young emperor’s finger and started to thrash about like a proper thrasher. “Get it off, get it off, get it off!!” the boy cried, hot tears running down his cheeks to melt the ice beneath his feet. “I don’t want crabs, no mommy, no, please… noooooo!” Kuriza fell over, smacking his head on the side of his gold-and-onyx throne to lie in a pool of blood. Around him, his soldiers continued to pilot his ship without even noticing.

Below them, the remaining autocrats descended to the nearest planet to end their quarrel. Whis and the Oracle Fish watched as Beerus stepped up to fight the unnamed Arcosian. Where Queen Brandy had gone to, no one knew. (Adam Sandlesticks update: yea mayne i just chillin wit my fools, y’all call me up if y’all need anythin’, specially sumadat snow, yea? alright piece, homely (girl), sincerely Queen Carlton Brandy, the First of His Name, Queen of the Angles and the Fisting Men, Lord of the Seven Shingles and Protector of the Wilhelm).

“I eat outta Whis’ trough every night,” Beerus contended. “I love slop, you insolent rat!”

“Who you calling a rat?!” The Arcosian Who Must Not Be Named asked incredulously. “I’m going Platinum just for that!”

And so he started charging up, and his skin just began to turn platinum, it was incredible, like LSD.

“Platinum, huh?” Beerus wondered. “Well, then I’ll go triple platinum! Meow rawr!” Beerus conjured up his aura and began charging up to his triple platinum form. This form was balla af, y’all.

From behind, attendant Whis, so proper and so fine look at him go, muttered to the Oracle Fish, also known as 343 Guilty Spanks. “He should’ve gone diamond instead. Tsk, tsk, Lord Beerus.” Whis’ cheeks went rosy and he looked like he was about to bust out his broom to sweep something up, but he didn’t. Well done Whis, you have a lot of discipline which is more than I can say about myself, haha what a guy.

The two were charging up their attacks. A lot of people died, I don’t remember any of them. There was a lot of Abbey Road in this one, dontcha think? Beerus and Unnamed Arcosian #1 were charging up their attacks. They grunted. They charged up their attacks some more. They grunted a lot more, now they yellin’ fam, hear them scream. Oh snap, the ground be crackin’, yo. Shiiiiiiiiiet, yo! Them boulders be splittin’, them mountains be collapsin’, yo this is trippin’!

Man it’s awkward to listen to these grown men screaming like that. Whis shifted uncomfortably around. The Oracle Fish started swimming a bit, sloshin’ up that slop, trying to forget what it heard. But it couldn’t. Too bad. Behind them all, a black-haired grey-eyed boy who looked not a day past 12 stood watching the groaning God of Destruction and Arcosian charge up. He wore a marvelous fur cape of rose and tangerine as well as similarly-colored fur gloves and boots. Otherwise, he wore short black training pants and a fancy pair of fuchsia-rimmed sunglasses and looked like he was ready to kill some stuff.

But too bad, alas poor Yorrick, all Beerus and Arcosian without a name did was charge up for the rest of the story. Yo, by the time we get to the closing credits, they still chargin’. And then the credits, comin’ like a freight train outta Tallahassee.

The boy behind them all put his hands on his hips and said, “And in the end, the Oracle Fish you take is equal to the Oracle Fish you make.” With that, he jumped off the bit of rock he was standing on and started running off in the distance, his arms thrust behind his back, a trail of dust rising behind him as he disappeared off towards the setting sun and the cracked desert beyond.

Below, Whis yawned and took a step back, finding himself fallen into something thick and wet.

“Whis… you’re stepping in poo,” Beerus growled from his spot where he was charging up like a ***********.

“Oh, how dreadful,” the attendant complained carelessly, shaking off his shoe. Yet it was in that moment he realized what he had stepped in was his poo. Laughing a high tinkling laugh, he sang, “The Oracle Fish, that was his name!” Then befell Whis a shuddering pain, sang he, “Oh dreadful… they’ve learned my game.”


Endnotes[edit | edit source]

  1. Creeperman named this story. It's a pretty straightforward name.
  2. I found the picture on Rule34, as I did with all four stories in the "John Lennon" collection of Baby You're a Rich Man. The part that I blacked out wasn't even very bad (it doesn't show anything, really), but I was just being careful. Beerus has a surprising amount of pictures on Rule34 (something I didn't know until I searched for this story's pic), but very few of them were funny. It was just a bunch of hardcore sex scenes which was terrible. Of course, my main goal with all of the story pictures in Baby You're A Rich Man is to make sure they are first and foremost hilarious pictures, perhaps aided by the censorship. I don't understand the picture at the top of this page much at all. It looks like Beerus is pretending to be someone else (wearing a costume), which goes well with the plot of the story (Beerus turns into Jesse Ventura at one point). As to if this is a scene from Super, or if it is just a random pic, I don't know, but it was the funniest one I could find.
  3. I wrote the first sentence as if it came from a generator. I tried to make it as cliche and straightforward as possible. The junebug in July part is just a little joke about the fact that June =/= July. Just a little wordplay going on there.
  4. I don't remember if we settled on Beerus trying to kill the Oracle Fish before writing, or if I came up with it. Either way, it's a very funny concept working on that old trope of the cat and the fish. Reworking that how we did was one of the most fun things about this one.
  5. I ended my second section setting up Creeperman to make an important plot decision, as I often do at the end of my sections. I like to end where I write on a cliffhanger or a good joke, if I can, and this is an example of an attempt at that. Truly, I didn't know where he was going to take it.
  6. Goku Black is dumb. He was recently introduced when we wrote this story. Beerus Black was the natural parody, especially since BB has such a small role in the story and doesn't really affect anything or have a personality - all done on purpose.
  7. That Whis plushie in the corner still makes me laugh.
  8. The dialogue in my early sections is pretty tame and crazy wild, which allows me to build up to the later sections, which are crazier and randomly. This gradualism of jokes is basically necessary for this story to be successful.
  9. Kukajabara's name is based on the Kookaburra, as the story makes clear. That is because when I got to this part, somehow I had opened a youtube video of a Kookaburra screeching, and it was funny, so there you go. A lot of stuff was like that. Just passing fancies, a sign of me being high.
  10. "Then he threw some confetti on the ground, vomited and triumph, and poofed away again, back to oblivion." - this is a reference to Rip Taylor, a comedian I referenced in an old story of mine. I don't even remember what story that was, but I had been reading my own anthology on it, and Rip Taylor was mentioned in the story and the endnotes, so there you go.
  11. "“What’s going on, WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS?!” Beerus asked quietly and politely with a hint of grace." - this line is one of my favorite jokes in the story.
  12. Whis' dialogue, especially in my early sections, is very much in-character. I looked over Before Creation Comes Destruction before writing this story, especially the ending with Whis and Beerus.
  13. Old Man Jenkins is from Spongebob Squarepants, a guy I've referenced in other stories of mine.
  14. "“Curse him and curse you, and I’m going to blow stuff up now.”" - this isn't even funny, it's just a great line.
  15. Jabroni Jim was a product of my literary fancies, which are heightened and surreal-ized when I'm high. He was also another object used to get Creeperman to take the plot in a direction of his choosing. Once again, I had no idea what Jabroni Jim was going to do, and Creeperman basically did all of the characterization for him.
  16. "Who's Kukajabara? That’s the question plaguing everyone. It’s a very perplexing question one you should not take for granted. You see, Kukajabara is no jabroni. He’s a player, a gangster of the highest order jafeel me." - this was a gangsta pondering that I wrote, which Creeperman fixed some of the capitalization and punctuation. I was really high at that point in the story.
  17. "He blew his mind out in a car. He hadn’t noticed that the lights had changed. That was Kukajabara’s story, anyways, when the space police interrogated him about the illegal fish he was transporting. The fat little goblin monster thing was being interrogated by Jaco’s best friend, aka Polythene Pam. She’s so good looking, but she looks like a man. Look at her go. She caught Kukajabara but when he said “he dindu nuffin”, she believed him and he got away again." - this section is interesting. I was listening to "A Day in the Life" at the time I wrote this paragraph, hence the reference. But that is not just a straight copy-paste reference. It has purposes for the story progression as a whole, particularly in regards to Kukajabara and his mad ugly escape. Polythene Pam is a character from the album, Abbey Road, which I was listening to at the end of this paragraph, so there you go. Lots of Abbey Road in this story, as you will soon see. This is the earliest specific example. Past that, the stuff about "dindu nuffin" is just me referencing one of my favorite memes.
  18. Dabura Zero was was based on coke zero and the Shinigami King from Death Note. I wanted him to be as random, pointless, and gross as possible without saying anything. He's strangely childish. I enjoy his plastic pinwheel the most. The use of tacos here was because with the previous introduction of Jaco, I had been reminded of tacos, which I mention lower down in the story.
  19. The whole joke about Beerus eating the ABC gum was so I could reference this.
  20. "Just before Beerus threw his energy, though, the door to the gum tree opened (why it had a door to begin with is a great mystery), and out came little ol’ slop mouth, aka Mashed Potatoes Face. He looked as angry as a space duck in heat, and in his hand was the scepter with the frightened Oracle Fish. Bet that slimy ********************** didn’t predict that happening to him." - this is all Kukajabara, but I didn't describe him by name, so after this paragraph, Creeperman writes as if Mashed Potatoes Face is someone different entirely. But that is not true.
  21. "Fetid feline" is one of my favorite phrases I came up with in this one. Apt description of Beerus' state of being.
  22. I was very surprised when Creeperman had the Oracle Fish eaten, so that changed some of my plans in my next section. The parts about this being the rhythm of the night or their lives is me referencing Of The Night by Bastille, a song I was listening to a lot while writing this story and this part in particular.
  23. Isyen is one of the second generation gods in my Theogony. I actually paused before writing that part out and did research on who would be the best god for Whis to be the son of (in case I wanted to make this story canon), and I came up with the God of Regret being the most hilarious choice.
  24. "That was when Beerus made all his god ki come out like meerkats on the prairie." - this is another line I'm quite fond of.
  25. "In the God of Destruction’s other hand was a smoothie, probably made of vanilla yogurt and Dr. Brule’s curly locks. It sure looked tasty, so Beerus decided to chug the entire smoothie, getting it all over his face and neck and chest and he even threw up some on Toriyama for good measure (senpai deserved it tho)." - this is a reference to a Tim and Eric sketch, where a kid drank a smoothy with a big wad of hair in it. The "senpai deserved it tho" is one of my favorite jokes in this story, and an example of me trying a big joke to end a section of mine.
  26. "Jaco, who always reminds me of tacos" - this is a truefact.
  27. "“Give me your blood!” Kukujabara screeched. “I want to freeze it and inject it into my veins.”" - this is madness, pure anarchy, and also a reference to Night on the Sun by Modest Mouse.
  28. "“That’s a sweet dream,” Beerus sneered, “but you were never the God of Destruction I am!” With that, Beerus shot forward and punched Kukujabara through the skull, finishing off the other kitty with a nice red energy beam. That bad boy was incinerated like straight hunneds on da grill. “I put some joy on that stupid pussy’s face!” Beerus’ voice was thick with the taste of mahogany." - diverse set of jokes going on in here. One thing to note is that I was listening to "You Never Give Me Your Money" by the Beatles when I wrote this section.
  29. "“That’s not what I want you to put on my face!” Polythene Pam piped up. But just at that moment, an errant space taxi came screaming by and ran her over, and now she’s dead. Her brother, the ever Mean Mr. Mustard, would certainly be at least slightly peeved about that." - that's about as sexual as I got in this story. Mean Mr. Mustard is another character from Abbey Road side 2. On that album, they are siblings, I think.
  30. "“Man, these homies droppin’ like flies, smh,” said Whis’ little brother, known as Queen Brandy. “Hello, and succboi here!” he declared passionately before blowing up the little world with the gum tree, sending everyone tumbling on the rocks into space. “I’m a clockmaker, and you’re the cabbage!”" - I love Queen Brandy. Brandy's an amalgamation of many things, most of them related to EpicMafia. His change from super gansta to rather strange fellow is reflective of me in the rest of the story.
  31. "With that, Queen Brandy started firing ki blasts everywhere like he was tryna make it rain (broken hearts for Thom Yorke, rip)." - this was largely written in reference to Identikit by Radiohead.
  32. "Then, as the group tumbled through the void, they came to a little asteroid where fat little grub people with blue skin and green antennae sucked on their thumbs while dueling one another with silver spoons. Beerus, who had grown quite hungry again, was wondering where the big enchilada was, so he went into the bathroom. And that was when she came in through the bathroom window!" - this is largely a reference to "She Came In Through The Bathroom Window" by the Beatles. Yes, that too is a song on Abbey Road. The small grub people came out of nowhere, though. It was basically just added by me because I didn't want them to go somewhere where no one else was yet - that would have made this the endgame, tonally. So the jokes and introduction of the grub people were largely done to preserve the pacing of the story and prevent Creeperman from taking it into the endgame quite yet.
  33. "From the distance, John Lennon screamed “Oh, look out!” as he smoked an acre of Mary Jane." - this is one of my favorite moments on "She Came In Through The Bathroom Window". The referencing to him smoking an acre of Mary Jane is me referencing one of my favorite moments from Dragonball lies in the old hat.
  34. "“I-I’m sorry… Tien… please forgive me…” Beerus Black’s eyes started to glow light blue, and then his entire body began to radiate with energy. He shot forward onto ol’ Loompa and grabbed the scrub-grub around the back. Oompa Loompa tried to shake him off, but like a foxtail in Balerion’s tail, it just wouldn’t come out. A second later, the two went up in smoke, dark and billowing, and Oompa Loompa could be heard screaming in pain." - this was a reference to Chiaotzu's comedically pitiful attempt to kill Nappa. Beerus Black has had nothing to do this story, so I gave him an appropriate exit to cut down on the cast members. By this point in the story, I was feelin' a wind down.
  35. "Dabura Zero floated through the air, as fat as a hippo on parade. He just sort of drifted by, grabbing at things with his dozens of arms. One time he grabbed a grub man and bit off his head as he grunted in ecstasy and waved his cheap plastic pinwheels around. It was extraordinary. One time, Queen Brandy lifted up his skirt and showed everyone his black hole. Dabura Zero got sucked in and never seen again was he. This is exactly what happened to my pep pep one time, it was awesome, it’s an unsolved mystery too." - haha, I forgot about this. This stuff sure brings a smile to my eye. The ending is a reference to Tim and Eric, and quite a nifty one if I do say so myself.
  36. "“Everyone’s dying, we next homie!” Whis bellowed in terror. “My brother the Queen is a fierce jabberwocky when he’s angry, Lord Beerus!”" - Whis is suddenly wildly out of character, at least for my sections, and I did this to foreshadow the ending. Whis is putting up a facade, and he dropped it briefly, revealing his true gangsta-blood self in a moment of despair and fear.
  37. The pools of blood moment is a reference to Tim and Eric. This exchange: "“Congratulations, you have pools of blood in your stomach, beer-boy!”/Beerus blew that weeb all the way back to where he came from with a huge ki ball." - is one of my favorite moments in this story, and it may be the funniest one.
  38. "It was really sad. The grubs were crying for John Lennon (or as I like to call him, D.D. Lenin). Beerus’ wrath was terrible, his retribution swift, “Paul McCartney is better than Johnny boy! You cretins wouldn’t know talent if it hit you over the head with a sack full of pennies.”" - so with this, the D.D. Lenin thing is yet again a reference to Dragonball lies in the old hat, while the "Beerus’ wrath was terrible, his retribution swift" is a reference to The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Also, Paul McCartney is better than John Lennon, and I don't think it's that close. The sack full of pennies mention is a Seinfeld reference.
  39. "So Beerus smoked them up real good. He blew up the asteroid with all the grubby guys, and their species went extinct. It was sad, but I don’t care about them at all." - funny, but true.
  40. I enjoyed coming up with last name shenanigans for Adam Sandler. "Adam sandinhiscunny" is my favorite of the ones I made.
  41. Jesse Ventura is crazy. Jesse Ventura is funny. I have a history with him, too. A parody of him appeared in an extended section of my Pokemon story, A Just Edge. So I was very familiar with how to parody him, how to talk as him, and all that stuff. I went in that direction for an extended amount of time too, which is not what I expected to happen.
  42. "“From Mu I come, and to Mu I return!”" - a reference to the Buddhist concept as well as the Death Note counterpart. Nihility is one of my favorite themes in a story, and definitely one that's in this one in all of my sections (particularly the stuff about Kuriza later on).
  43. I brought back the Oracle Fish in case I wanted to keep this story canon to my universe. Whis' sudden turn to professionalism is scary, because he seems to basically be in charge of the universe in terms of his awareness compared to everyone else's.
  44. The space guava is a reference to my guava tree, which I had received around the time I wrote this story.
  45. The albatross reference is a reference to The Weight of Living, Pt. I, which I had been listening to at the time I wrote that part.
  46. I knew before I started the last section that it would be the last section (Creeperman and I discussed it). Thus, I went into it with grave energy, with an idea to try to literarily mimic aspects of Abbey Road, particularly the closing medley.
  47. "“Little darling, the pigs’re returning to their slop,” said the Arcosian. He flexed his muscles and grunted like Goku at high noon." - partially, this is a reference to "Here Comes the Sun" by the Beatles. The rest of the quote is only tonally related.
  48. "From above, high, high, high in space, sat Emperor Kuriza, the eldest son of that thing next to the fridge. “Space crabs are rotten, no good dirty animals. I hate them!” he pouted, throwing a space crab at a nearby soldier. In Kuriza’s lap was a metal bucket with a variety of space crabs from across the universe. Another latched onto the poor young emperor’s finger and started to thrash about like a proper thrasher. “Get it off, get it off, get it off!!” the boy cried, hot tears running down his cheeks to melt the ice beneath his feet. “I don’t want crabs, no mommy, no, please… noooooo!” Kuriza fell over, smacking his head on the side of his gold-and-onyx throne to lie in a pool of blood. Around him, his soldiers continued to pilot his ship without even noticing." - probably my single favorite part of this story is this paragraph right here. Themes of nihilism pervade, as well as some nice sexual humor that is rather subtle. I also just like portraying how tragically non-warrior-like Kuriza is, when compared to his father. The way the soldiers don't react to Kuriza falling over is related to one of my main themes in this story. I think the ice beneath Kuriza's feet may be mostly metaphorical. The way the crabs harm Kuriza (when considering that the only thing an Arcosian has ever been seen eating in canon is a crab) is also significant.
  49. "(Adam Sandlesticks update: yea mayne i just chillin wit my fools, y’all call me up if y’all need anythin’, specially sumadat snow, yea? alright piece, homely (girl), sincerely Queen Carlton Brandy, the First of His Name, Queen of the Angles and the Fisting Men, Lord of the Seven Shingles and Protector of the Wilhelm)" - this came out of nowhere, even considering this story was improvised. The ending of it was an improv'd parody of the titles of a king in Game of Thrones.
  50. "“I eat outta Whis’ trough every night,” Beerus contended. “I love slop, you insolent rat!”" - this joke is a reference to this Tim and Eric sketch.
  51. The platinum form is me "one-upping" Frieza's gold form. Also, going platinum is what happens to albums and whatnot, so that was a funny parallel that I definitely exploited with Beerus going triple platinum or whatever he did.
  52. Diamond is above platinum on music fame, but I don't know how often it's referenced, since I've never heard anyone refer to an album going diamond. That's why Beerus didn't go diamond, but it was still referenced to highlight this weirdness.
  53. "The two were charging up their attacks. A lot of people died, I don’t remember any of them. There was a lot of Abbey Road in this one, dontcha think?" - for this part, I was remarking on all the characters that used to be in the story and how I couldn't remember any of them. Time seemed to have flown by, with more than just a few days seemingly having passed. At least that's how it felt for me when I was high, so I was having fond memories of ancient beings, who were not so ancient after all. And yes, there was a ton of Abbey Road on this one - enough that I noticed it even then.
  54. "Beerus and Unnamed Arcosian #1 were charging up their attacks. They grunted. They charged up their attacks some more. They grunted a lot more, now they yellin’ fam, hear them scream. Oh snap, the ground be crackin’, yo. Shiiiiiiiiiet, yo! Them boulders be splittin’, them mountains be collapsin’, yo this is trippin’!" - this is me going over-the-top in describing their charging up. I was never a fan of how the rocks would crack and mountains would fall when DBZ dudes are charging up, so I mocked that here. This was also the point I realized we could have a wonderful anti-climax in the story. Instead of showing the battle, let's just have them charge up for the rest of the episode. This is a significant bit of joke criticism for Dragon Ball Z in general, for the amount of time people spend powering up is ridiculous and justly criticized by just about everyone. This ending therefore is the ultimate parody of Dragon Ball - at least it was to me when I was high.
  55. "Man it’s awkward to listen to these grown men screaming like that. Whis shifted uncomfortably around. The Oracle Fish started swimming a bit, sloshin’ up that slop, trying to forget what it heard. But it couldn’t." - this is something that has always been awkward about DBZ to me. Just the way that everyone screams for twenty minutes, while we get sweaty close-ups on them with multiple angles... it's just gross. I don't want to look at that shit for that long.
  56. "Behind them all, a black-haired grey-eyed boy who looked not a day past 12 stood watching the groaning God of Destruction and Arcosian charge up. He wore a marvelous fur cape of rose and tangerine as well as similarly-colored fur gloves and boots. Otherwise, he wore short black training pants and a fancy pair of fuchsia-rimmed sunglasses and looked like he was ready to kill some stuff." - near the end, one of my own aesthetic crescendos is when Ledas appears in his wonderful attire from The Great Sushi-Eating Contest. The description of him was taken word-for-word from that story. It's great to be able to plagiarize yourself. :P
  57. "But too bad, alas poor Yorrick, all Beerus and Arcosian without a name did was charge up for the rest of the story. Yo, by the time we get to the closing credits, they still chargin’. And then the credits, comin’ like a freight train outta Tallahassee." - this paragraph was added primarily to alert the readers that yes, indeed, this magnificent anti-climax is coming. Bold though it may be, I did not let that make me compromise or abandon the idea. I rolled along with it, like a freight train out of Tallahassee.
  58. "“And in the end, the Oracle Fish you take is equal to the Oracle Fish you make.”" - this line references the closing couplet in "The End", the last song on Abbey Road (of course, not counting "Her Majesty"). This is more than mere parody, though. The words Ledas appears in the story to say are significant. He's noting that indeed, the Oracle Fish was eaten. A real being was killed. Whis may have crafted a new one, pulling it from thin air from god knows where. But the old Oracle Fish must still be dead. They are comprised of separate carbon. This becomes more apparent as the story ends.
  59. "With that, he jumped off the bit of rock he was standing on and started running off in the distance, his arms thrust behind his back, a trail of dust rising behind him as he disappeared off towards the setting sun and the cracked desert beyond." - it was a cool image in my mind of Ledas racing off through the desert, running like Sonic the Hedgehog, chasing the setting sun and the desert beyond. Note that, as always, the desert is beyond the setting sun.
  60. "“Whis… you’re stepping in poo,” Beerus growled from his spot where he was charging up like a ***********." - Beerus says this in BoG, I think, but it's also the name of an item in Dragon Ball: Xenoverse, so I referenced that quote here in a very plot-relevant way.
  61. The poo is Whis' own poo. He just excreted the Oracle Fish that he ate. That's the breaking of reality. Whis didn't go back in time, he didn't repair reality totally. This isn't the same Oracle Fish. Existence becomes paradoxical, and Whis' powers even less understood. We are all holograms vibrating off a digital plane.
  62. "“Oh, how dreadful,” the attendant complained carelessly, shaking off his shoe. Yet it was in that moment he realized what he had stepped in was his poo. Laughing a high tinkling laugh, he sang, “The Oracle Fish, that was his name!” Then befell Whis a shuddering pain, sang he, “Oh dreadful… they’ve learned my game.”" - so these last lines illustrate and reveal the point above clearly. Each of the four sentences is 18 syllables long, if I remember correctly, and they rhyme as couplets; the second pair rhymes at multiple points, being my highest literary crescendo in this endeavor. I wanted to go out with a bang, like the Beatles did on Abbey Road. So it's more a technical accomplishment than a thematic or plot one, although the way I tied it all back to this idea of existence and the Oracle Fish being the clue for Whis messing with reality, is really cool, and I really liked seeing that here.

I enjoy this story and think it's strong, humor-wise. It's definitely different from my drunk comedies, but cool in its own ways. In some ways, it's more categorized, while in others, it's far more messed up than a drunk story. Either way, it's aesthetically justified in my opinion, and I think that particularly the closing section is a highlight. Lots of interesting stuff going on in my parts... and that's just about my parts. I have barely even commented on Creeperman129's sections of the story. As with other non-canon joke stories, I will not be rating this one, but I am satisfied with how it turned out.


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The KidVegeta Anthology
1: Were It So Easy2: Ground Up3: So Lonely At The Top4: Dragon Ball Z: In Requiem5: Sixth6: Slaved7: Womanhood8: A Mother's Love9: Derelict10: Dragonball KC11: The Redacted Scenes12: Dragon Ball Z: Cold Vengeance (Original draftFinal draft)13: Spindlerun: The Tale of Yajirobe14: The Anonymous Series15: Speedball16: Second-best17: Strength18: Separator19: Skulk20: Soup21: Scelerat22: Serial23: Slick24: Sovereign25: Dragonball lies in the old hat26: Ode to Dodoria27: Bitterly Bothered Brother28: KidVegeta's Theogony: From Silence to the Greater Kais‎‎29: Dragon Ball Z: The Forgotten (29.1 Prince Vegeta Saga29.2 Outbreak: Paved In Blood29.3 Lauto Saga29.4 Stomping Grounds Saga29.5 Planet Earth Saga29.6 Reunion Saga29.7 Forever Alone29.8 Fulfillment Saga29.9 Characters29.10 Who Are The Forgotten?29.11 Miscellaneous Information)30: Sink to the Bottom31: Bluestreaker32: Lionheart33: From Magic to Monsters34: Tyrant35: Be a Man36: Brave37: Yellow38: Sleep39: Prideful Demons Black40: The Watcher41: The Perfect Lifeform42: Ain't No Hero43: Dragon Ball: The Great War44: Glory45: Monster46: Burning Man47: Bonetown Blues48: Ergo Sum49: Suicide Missionary50: We'll Never Feel Bad Anymore51: Before Creation Comes Destruction52: Midnight City53: A Soundless Dark54: Scourge55: The Ballad of Dango56: Zarbon and Dodoria: A Love Story57: Thank the Eastern Supreme Kai for Girls58: A Shadow on the Wind59: I'm a Candy Man60: Down the Well-Worn Road61: Cool Cat62: Starfall63: Crushing Blue64: Black Dawn65: The Great Sushi-Eating Contest66: The Adventures of Beerus and Whis...IN SPACE!‎‎67: The Guacamole Boys Hit the Town‎‎68: Fin69: Nowhere to Go70: Not So Far71: Ice Age Coming72: Small73: Shame74: Untouchable75: A Demon Tale: Running Gags and Memes: The Movie76: Superior77: He's a Baaad Man78: Sandboys79: This is a contest story 80: A Space Christmas Story81: The One Where Bulma Goes Looking For Goku's Dragon Balls82: The Ginyu Force Chronicles83: Country Matters84: Chasing Oblivion85: Bardock's Some Hot Space Garbage and You're a Cuck86: The Story Without Any Cursing Except For This One Fuck And It's In The Title or (Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll Except Without Any Of The Sex)87: A Flap of the Wings88: Broccoli Tail89: Black as Blood90: Bi Arm or the One Where Baby is Actually A Rich Man or the Last One Of All the BYARMS91: One Chop Man92: Girl93: Twelve Majestic Lies94: Spaceball95: The Monster and the Maiden96: Mountain Bird97: A Quest for Booty98: Yaki the Yardrat's lecherous crime cartel, can Jaco and Strabbary stop it?99: Across the Universe100: His Majesty's Pet101: Destroyer of Universes102: The One with Several No Good Rotten Space Vermin103: The Scouring of Paradise104: To Kill a God-Emperor105: Extragalactic Containment Protocol106: Appetent Justice107: The Naptime Championships108: Really Big Scary Monsters109: Old Nishi110: He Needs Some Space Milk111: Filthy Monkeys112: The Mortal Flaw113: Leap114: Dyspo Sucks115: The Royal Exception116: Mushin117: Doctor Piggyboy118: The Space Taco Bandit119: The Big Book of Very Important Things (119.1: Why the supreme kai thinks there are only 28 planets in the universe by kidvegeta, esquire119.2: The raisin why supreme kai thinks theres only 28 planets119.3: Supreme kai why do you think there are only 28 planets pls respond119.4: Vegeta: The Tale of Chiaotzu119:5. Sweet Nothings About Cuber by KidVegeta and Destructivedisk119.6: ☉‿⊙119.7: The Part Where He Actually Blows Himself119.8: The truefacts tht hhyperzerling ssahhy119.9: Dragon Ball Supper119.10: A list of people yamcha's been intimate with)120: Memories of a Bloodless Thrall121: Lights of Zalama122: The Deathless Scraps123: Time-Eater124: Dragon Ball: The Mrovian Series: Hidden Memories of Chaiva125: Nineteen Assassins126: Welcome to Rapture127: Bean Daddy128: Zeta Male129: One Word From The Crane130: The Big Ugly131: The Legend of Upa132: Trickster is Meaningless133: Three Foolish Monkeys134: Killing General Copper135: One of Them136: The Swindler137: Softpetal138: How To Act Like a Professional Mercenary139: Insatiable140: The History of the Decline and Fall of the Planet Trade Organization141: Dragon Ball: Heart of the Dragon142: The Last Saiyan (141.1 Skyscrapers/Cloudchasers142.2 Roshi142.3 Edge Of The World142.4 Hail to the Thief142.5 Long Road Home)143: Community Roleplays (143.1 Dragon Ball: Future Imperfect (2nd Saga)143.2 No Way Out143.3 Vacation143.4 Cool Runnings143.5 What Role Will You Play?)144: Deleted Stories (144.1 Dragon Ball: Short Story Project)145: Final Thoughts
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