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This is it - the last BYARM ever. It was written in collaboration with TUN and though it was the last one written, it is not the last one listed on the Baby You're a Rich Man page.

The writing for this one went very quickly - we finished the entire story in less than two days. I remember almost nothing of the writing process, mostly because I was high for the whole thing. TUN came up with both of the name gimmick ideas for this story back when we were writing The Story Without Any Cursing Except For This One Fuck And It's In The Title or (Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll Except Without Any Of The Sex), and originally each one was going to be its own story. Because I wanted to get BYARM done and TUN was unable to help me quickly complete two BYARMs, I did one with Creeperman that turned into Broccoli Tail and one with TUN, which is this story. Both of TUN's story ideas ended up being put in this one-shot, hence the overburdened title.

I was pretty burnt out on BYARMs by this point, and that is reflected in my prose. TUN opened and closed this story, which is unusual, as that means he had more sections than me. This also occured in A Demon Tale: Running Gags and Memes: The Movie, but I think that's the only other BYARM where my collaborator had more sections than me. I had more sections in all of my collabs with DD, if my memory is correct. I went through and looked at all of the stories to see how many I had opened and closed and decided that my closing percentage was too high (I've closed 7 of the 11 stories, while only opening 3 of them). I decided to basically just put a lot of trust in TUN to be the main force in this story. His sections are for the most part longer than mine. He wrote a majority of this story. And it just didn't feel right for me to end this last BYARM. I know the opposite should feel obvious, but it wasn't to me.

TUN and I wrote two sections each from 11:05 pm - 12:03 am on February 26-27, 2017. We made tremendous progress that day, and I thought we were close to finishing, for my previous two BYARMs with TUN were both quite short (only about 2800-3200 words apiece, which is like half as long as some of my Creeperman and DD collabs). I thought we were close to finishing after those four sections. We continued writing the next day from 12:03 pm to 8:19 pm, though there were of course many hours in that span that we were not writing. We finished the story in that second go, though, writing our remaining sections (three for me, four for TUN) in that timespan.

I remember almost nothing of what TUN and I discussed as we wrote this. I don't think we really planned anything aside from me wanting him to end it because I've been ending every BYARM recently. My writing style was one of minimalism, and I focused on technical satire just as often as plot satire and all that jazz. This type of BYARM style is perhaps a reflection of my changing writing style ever since A Short-Lived Dream. I'm not sure. The only thing I tried to do for all of my sections was to keep them contained - to have each one be its own little story that has an actual plot, humorous or not. In previous BYARMs, I had been content to write entire sections without featuring plots or characters, but that was not the case for the last BYARM of all.

That's all I can think to say up here, so let's get on to the endnotes!


The stuff that I wrote is in bold.

namekians dont have penises

It was the future, but not the cool-ass flying cars and blowjob-powered cancer treatmnet machines, more like the androids have killed everyone future where everything fucking sucks. The androids killed everyone, the shitty useless ones like yamcha, tien, the cat, the other cat, and the imporatnt ones like goku and the other one. The only peoples left alive were gohan, trunks, bulma, and abuot 4 billion other squishy humanoids.

Bulma was alone in the captule corps, mournfully sucking on her own teats, as even bulma cannot get enough of her own titties, and frankly who can blame her for that.

Trunks was sitting on a cliff, thinking about how sad it was that his shit dad was dead. Then gohan came along (the one from the future who’s kind of hot tbh not the other one who’s sucks and marries a lesbian for money or whatever whose father is satan and a hispanic man)

Also speaking of satan in church they always called good ol beezlebub the prince of darkness but like, is there a king of darkness then. Is there a super satan out there or something. Id look it up in the bibble but i cant touch a bible without bursting into flames because of my insatiable lust for cock oh lord oh lord

“Hey kiddo,” Gohan said, patting trunk’s back with one arm, and then the other, to prove that he still had both.

“Listen, i know it sucks and all, having your dead killed by androids, butr its not alll bad. If hes dead, he cant leave you and your mother or be an emotionally distant manchild.”

A single tear descended from gohan’s eye and landed on the tip of his erect penis.

“Hey kid, howd you feel; abot becoming a fighter and helping me kill those androids,” gohan said . “I can tewach you how to make a super saiyan. Or maybe i cant, maybe you just need to be really fucking angry. Or maybe a fucking 11 year old or whatever can just randomly do it without even needing any training”

Okay can i just like

Goten fucking sucks. He is the worst. There’s no reason for his character to even exist, besides the vague justification of forming Gotenks, who is also an equally, or perhaps most shit character. Like, I get why we needed obnoxious Kid Trunks, because Future Trunks was established as being a thing, so Kid Trunks needs to exist in the past. I get it. I’d prefer if Kid Trunks had much less of a role than he ended up having, but whatever, that’s fine. But Goten serves no purpose, and even worse, his existence actively harms elements of the show. He adds to the ever-growing character bloat, taking the place of the underdeveloped human characters like Tien or Yamcha who suck primarily because they never get to do anything. Also, he completely devalues the Super Saiyan transformation, which was already basically meaningless. At least before you needed to train or experience some emotional trauma, but Goten who was like 8 or whatever gets it in like a second. Like I had previously assumed that it was because the Super Saiyan transformation was genetic but apparently it isn’t so fuck that, and fuck him for being in the show.

And fuck Gotenks, he’s extremely annoying and devalued the Super Saiyan 3 transformation basically as soon as it was introduced, but it is kind of cool that he shoots ghosts, but his dialog makes me want to kill myself and others.

Gokun pls… oh oniichan ayy”, growl trunks.

“Gruh im distant and emotional” gohan explained. “Gruh lookit my scar”

“Oh daddy can i squeeze it”

“Baby i need u”

“However i dnt need u nya~” Trunks can be a little bitch sometimes. Sometimes he thinks that if he pretends he doesn’t care about anything then nothing will matter to him. One time when he was trimming his pubic hair because for some reason Loras did that to Renly in season 1 for no reason. Trunks never wanted to become a super saiyajin warriorkun bc he was very weak and he knew anyone could kill him if they really tried beca .ohn Trunks wanted a blonde bush ya feel me camera guy.

He wanted that beach tan wanna get himself a bitch baby mama in heat. He try to grunt to make his bush go SSJ but when he trie he screamed to hard and his left eye blew up. It went all over gohan’s chin, dribblin down it was all sticky and globby like whats an eye even made of haha them niggas so horny now gohan always wanted to skullfuck his best saiyasaijin warrior who is named trunks incidentally. Trunks get throne on the ground into the side of a wall stuck stuck in there like in raging blast 2 during the most bullshit move in game. Now is when gohan enters trunks and i think trunks would like it a lot it’s like when you put batteries up your urethra because when you were four years old you couldn’t stand the smell of metal so your parents put rubber covers over all the door knobs and when you deal in coins you deal in plastic coins like ur 5.

All of this is to say that I have very weird friends and my cat dragged a sparrow under my bed and I never eralized it i went under there looking for something else and found it cit oculdve been under there for months who the fuck knows.

One time this huge spider with a big sack of spiderlings was walking across my carpet and i didnt sleep in my room for a week.

Sudenly the androids appeared, no 17 and 18. They were filled with lots of teenage angst even though they were like 25 at this point, so they wanted to kill gohan and trunks who had gained an awesome eyepatch in the time between him losing his eye and gohan thinking about skullfucking him. He was now named Solid Punished Trunks.

18 started tryin to kill gohan, because there was no semi-useless but endearing bald character to fill her up with baby batter and turn her into another useless side character.

Android 18 punched gohan really hard in the foreskin until he cried. Then she ripped off his arm thats impotant kids. Im just kidding i shouldnt call you kids cause if you are a kid reading this please stop immediately im sorry go get your parents and make them tell you they love them.

Trunks fell to his knees and began to cry, as the sexual predator he had known for all of 4 minute was dying n front of him. Trunks became a super saiyan for real this time except his other eye exploded, except, PLOT TWIst, android 17 came up and kicked him in the face so hard that his nose came out the other side of his head but that wasn’t cool because he was dead so he couldn’t back smell with his back nose.

But not all hope was lost, dear reader. Like a starfish, gohan’s arm managed to survive separately from his body. And the mention of starfish was appropriate, as android 18’s chocolate starfish was the thing his servered arm was currentyly trying to wriggle its way into. Why wouild a robot need an anus, you may ask? And doesn’t the term chocolate starfish imply that they use that anus to defecate? Does that mean that robots need to eat? Well, the answer to all those questions is shut the fuck up, because gohan’s arm moved onto android 17, as it tried to figure out if it could give him a reacharound while also being just an arm

You know ive spent my entire life trying to get better as a writer and what am i doing with it? Writing about the severed arm of a character from a medoicre anime trying to give someone a reacharound? Time swell spent, i’d say.

They say cuckoldry is the art of the gentleman. “If time cant wait then i cnt wait lets not hesitate lets celebrate” Android 17 explained to his sister.

She agreed and sit back to watch the reacharound. 17 needed it bad like he needed to die of hypothermia while patroling some useless national park way to do something with your life you fucking long-haired emo trucker.

ok ssj goarm was subi subi baby baby come shake that booty jafeel me nigga. Man “u no i wont stop cuz i cant stop!! U no i cant stop cuz i wont stop!!! Bby shake that booty bb dont stop!!” Android 17 was squealing like my cat whose name is little dexter when i get him mondo frisky. His voice went all mechanical and high and he turned blue and started to shake like michael j fox but he didnt have parkinsons haha he wasnt gonna die dont worry everyone. Android 17 was getting the fastest handjob in the universe from ssj goarm it was as george would say erotic. He was glowing and lightning was shooting down from the skies to hit his peepee hole it was opened up for a good zap he knows whats good for him he’s a park ranger.

Android 17 lived a short life, and no one cared when he died. His sister could hardly blame him for blowing up all over west city the arm of garm was too powerful. Once upon a time there was a video where this guy fingers these girls and makes them cum like 13 times in a row and he does nt do anything special so what the fuck that never works in real life its a n illusion.

Android 18 lives in a fantasy world. She likes lollipops which explains her love of krillin. When she succin, the arm creeped up to her at night and patted her real hard on the clit.

The clit had an internal erection (no rerection shown).

When paul was singing fish and finger pies he had no idea andoird 18 hadnt had a bath in 20 years.

Meanwhile in the ghetto of abject garbage that gt exists in, there was a tuffle named baby. Babu of the fruitmen were on a down turn on his lifeå so he decided to pik himself up off the ground.

He went to a space gass station to buy a space lottery ticket. He scratched that shit off with his fingernail like a fucking animal. The numbers were revealed to him, and they wdere some good ones, oh boy. Or should i say, OH BABY.

Baby got the winning numbers, and now he was the winner of an amount of space dollars equal to broly’s power level in his second movie, so good luck figuring that out, you fucking nerds. Congratulations you assigned a meaningless numbert to a fictional character that has no significance even in universe, i hope your parents are proud.

Baby uh went to the space bank to cash in his tickets, and was given his space money in the form of a giant novelty czech.

I will not type the word “cuntbag” because it makes me laugh.

We’ll come back to baby later, maybe, if i or kv are lucid enough to remember this part, but there’s some more pressing matters to attend to. And when i say pressing, i mean that yamcha was wandering through the woods one day when a trio of wolfmen set upon him and began pressing their dicks against him. There was no penetration, they just kept jabbing the parts of yamcha’s anatomy that didn’t have holes with the tips of their cocks before running off. No semen was even produced, outside of yamcha’s. Yamcha was extremely confused and upset by this, so much that he didn’t tell anyone in case they thought he was lying. But yamcha would always know.

U know the reason kuriza looks like a chestnut is cause frieza jizzed on his girl’s tits to make him that’s a true fact no lies tun would never lie to you kiss kiss.

You know i think i have things figured out more than most people my age at this point, but in a lot of ways i still suffer from the same confusions and insecurity, and i still look up to other people for validation. I dont know if its because of some of my psychological issues like ocd or whatever that i put very little faith in my own judgement and instead assume that everyone else must be the only ones who understand things properly. I mean i guess its better than just assuming that you’re always right and that everyone else is crazy like some other individuals i could name but it’d be nice if i could learn to trust myself a little more. Not love myself, i already do that, but trust myself, you know?

Anyways yamcha returned to his house and jerked his scarred weiner to the thoughtt of bulma turning into a werewolf with four count em four tit and biting his balls off. Yamcha isn’t into cuckoldry because he’s already been cuckolded and once that shit happens to you it stops being fun anymore.

Man im on a fucking roll downhill let’s see how deep this shit goes. This is like headbutting the entrance to a porta-potty.

Okay speaking of porta-potties let me tell u a story. There was this one summer camp i went to and we would go to this beach, except it wasn’t really a beach like by the ocean it was by a lake so the sand was shitty and grey and instead of sand at the bottom of the water there was a 3-feet thick layer of animal shit. Anyways we went there one day and i wasn’t going in that water cause there was shit and snakes, but not shitsnakes, that i am certain of. So i endded up passing out on the sand and everyone left without me for like 2 hours and when i woke up i was likem where the fuck is everyone and they were knowhere and i was alone. Anyways there was a portapotty nearby and i went inside and apparently it was unisex cause there was some tampons inside and some like, black as night turds in there which everyone knows that only men are able to produce so anyways humans are sacks of filth.

Okay so that new xenoverse 2 dlc came out, right, yo. Anyways vado is pretty cool, i like that all of her moves can be modified with that one skill she has but champa is a fucking joke. Like the only new super attack he has is the same as buu’s evasive skill except it doesn’t do any damage it just forces your opponent to block like wtf and his super attack is one of those ones that’s fucking broken like the dragon fist or bardock’s was where it doesn’t even make contact when you hit with it.

You know i wish i was more irish than i was so whenever i made jokes about me being irish people wouldn’t just point out that i’m a euromutt. Is euromutt like thing i shouldn’t say cause it kind of feels like it doesn’t it

Okay im gonna end my section too but i want to end it with a plot and not just a rant so here we go.

Once gohand was done fingering the miasma of blond that was android 18’s sweet robopussy, he traveled through time using his hand powers to he could continue giving hand-based sex to every1.

He landed on planet namek where zarban was and he reached underneath to zarbon’s armor where that sweet sweet bulge was and zarbon was like im not gay wtf and gohand was extremely confused so it insirted itself into dodoria’s fuckhole instead which was on his back cause he’s an alien you anthropocentrist.

You know “anthropocentist” will probably be equivalent to “racist” in a few decades.

“Haha well you know we dont really probe that many ppl” jaco explained. “Damn girl u fine tho wanna have a squeeze.”

Tights was invariably tight. “Filthy vile creatures amirite”

Jaco was virile male space pig!! Space trash!! I hate u u have long clit mines not even an acorn!” Tights cried tears of fish oil arousing jaco rection has purple vein he wanna fucc her puse tight. ride it cool

Big titties. Big ass. Latina ass. Big meaty pussies. Gotta ride that booty. mr. bush did 9/11 one time haha. These are just some of the thoughts of the new alien attack earth known as Tray bin. He was big and orange and had a recycle sticker on his side. “Throw paper in me gruh no soda cans!”

Millions were slaughtered. “Bb we gotta go back we hafta go back!” jaco cry but tights role away just as he cummed and it went all over the pillows. “fuck u bitch now i gotta wash those bitch u hurt me deep”

“nigga u aint even from the hood” tights shot his bitch ass into a big star that almsotk ill him a hypergiant by the name Mal Vexus it was pretty as my baby girl’s starfish.

not even one person on earth cared about anything. it didnt show. holla my nigs its time for bulla to save the day everyone else died horribly.

“Make her ssj!!” a rabble-din bellowed.

a drunken cheer. “Ssj2 ssj3 ssj4 ssjg ssb ssj ultimat”

such an image morphs in the mind when one thinks of bulla. she fine af u see hat hair go gold smdh all u thinkin bout is pussy for the foreseeable nd regrettable future.

“with a cock like that, u could be my dad,” Jaco observed.

why are lesbians so angry all the time every one i know is angry as fuck i wonder if thats related to them all looking like truckers. my cousin the lesbian if i could change into 1 thing (i would) it would be camomile tea with extra milk.

Okay so upon looking further into things champa’s ultimate attack is actually pretty good u just need to do a thing to activate it and his super attack is good if u have another player so you can bait your enemy into blocking so ur partner can guard break them. Also everyone is saying that vados is thick but that’s bullshit yo shes super skinny i mean its fine if ur into that. I mean i probably am she could use that ponytail in someone’s hole know what im saying give em the ol hairy hair.

Anyways bojack was at home taking himself on a trip down the ol aveeno love highway know what im saying. He was also doing some auto erotic assphix shit but since he was already blue u couldn’t tell that he was choking himself except for the fact that he had a belt around his neck while he jerked off. Except since he was blue nobody noticed when he strangled himself until he died except i think he was also green in that one form.

Somewhere somewhere else android 13 was doing the same thing, except he didn’t die when he choked himself since he was an android but he was still blue but also since he was an android he couldn’t feel anything and also he didn’t have a penis.

Anywas the joke is that Bojack was Bojacking off and busting a galactic nut hahaha am i a funny comedian yet.

Anyways back to baby are we still doing that plot i guess we are

Baby cashed in his check and got a bunch of money. He went to spend that money but he discovered that the money no longer had any value as the planet he was on had fallen to the scourge of communism. That’s the end of the story. I mean not the end of the whole story just the baby subplot.

Speaking of subplots remember yamcha? Did we resolve that? I don’t remember. I know he got a bunch of wolfmen to rub his dick against him and there’s some places we could go from there.

Yamcha was at his home, and it was like drinking a tall, cool glass of liquid autism. Hell yeah.

Yamcha was thinking of how fucking cool his ancestor king blank is yeah remember that motherfucker? Yeah he’s yamcha’s ancestor. Will i ever put him in a story? Probably not. Will i ever delete his page? No because kv put a compliment there and i need validation. Same reason why i wont delete xiros true story.

Remember that time when ss11 stole xiros except his origin story is that he was from a race called the badians the badians that’s right the badians and his name was live because that’s evil spelled backwords true story i couldn’t make this shit up and all im saying is i will never be as good at byarms as ss11 god bless that true patriot,

Anyways gohand made another time jump, this time going to princess snake that’s right the best db babe besides girl broly but she’s in a tier of her own love u babe plz call me

The gohand was like hey baby wanna get uh, get spicy and she was like yeah lets do this shit i almost ate your dad one time so now its time for u to eat my pussy except ur a hand to just finger me instead

The gohand reached underneath her skirt (does she wear a skirt i dont remember and im on a role so i aint googling that no sir) and tried to finger her vagina except, OH NO, in place of a vagorb, there was just a snake a who;e snake that’s right the whole snake the whole horse the whole snake. And it ate gohan and now his hand is dead rip.

But wait all is not lost. Since gohand was eaten by her vagina snake that means he was taken into her womb and because this is how science works he was reborn as princess snake’s sex slave tat. Now he is fucked by princess snakes horrific genitals all day long.

Man how weird would it be if ur junk was actually a snake that wouldn’t feel good one bit.

it was on the 42nd day of their constant fucking that, and a cunt’s a cunt and my uncle the juniper berry loves to drink bottles of wine every night. He gets tuckered out real easy but thats because he’s a dumb idiot yeah thatll show em.

“I feel a longing” snek pinecone

“hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS” goarm agreed.

“Oh tatty u wanna tater”

fuckin tat snaps you know nigga i never ever learned how to snap my fingers it’s true and i never wanna learn because who the shit has time for that jive.

tat mashed a wee tater in his palm it made him feel real good to have the oil all over his skin. “oh my sweet little tatty zaddy,” she whispered stroking his pinky finger real tender. “good tater ya?”


“baby ive got a feelin deep in me cunny,” snek explain

“bitch ima arm”

“bby i h8 u kbye”

With that the venerable princess snake fisted herself with tatty zaddy until he never lived again.

“Now lets go in for a closer look ya” reporter adolph hister “check it out!”

Screen shows: making of princess snake’s cunny with blue paint and plastic dyes and all sorts of animation cels ya dig me camera guy

“Thats very well and good beat reporter hister but why the hell on god’s lean girth would u tell us about this”

“The writers at toei developed her especially for the children” adolph hister is really nice on sundays

“And tell me good beat reporter”

“Thats sir to u u bastard ill cut u with a shiv”

“cunt i will own you” the aged and wizened steward of the broadcast booth, one Boris Onion.

“1v1 me irl nerd”

“btw what did they give her in terms of a bush you know those japs like a good fur coat on their women haha back to you mein fürry.

“Well you know walter they gave her the works it’s a forest down there”

“how u sposta sup at da clit my nigga”

“Walter that language is offensive and unfunny u better go do a seppuku.”

“soz” Boris adjusts his scrotum

There once was a saiyan named xicor and everyone made fun of him for having grey hair they called him grandpa the end.

Now im gonna skip to another character jerking off cause thats all im good for.

Okay so hit was jerking off right he was jerking his purp;le alien cock really beating his meat but he wasn’t cumming yet so he used his time-skip powers to time-skip to when he cums except that’s not how his time-skip powers work you fool. You absolute fool. You simpleton. You scourge upon the Earth. How could you do this to me, and more importantly, how could you do it to yourself. Think about what you’ve done.

If super saiyan rose was the first super saiyan form frieza wouldn’t have been so afraid cause that bitch really loves his wine, or at least he does in the hit fanfifction the strongest in thge universe which you should all read.

Speaking of which guldo was jackin off but he held his breath while he cummed so his cum stayed frozen in the air like they do on spaceships and then he get up to leave but his cum hit him in the back of the head and that’s why guldo will never be fulfilled as a human being because he isn’t a human being. You fool. You fell for it again. Think of your family. Think of YOUR WIFE.

Nain is best girl.

If i reread this later this is a reminder to write a story about pirate robot, the best character. He’s a pirate, he’s a robot, he works 7 days a week to support his wife and kids, he does his best despite systemic racism, he’s a real class-a guy, i’ll tell ya.

You know i really hate it in pokemon when they make a pokemons signature move the wrong type of move. Like fuckiong diancie or whatever has high special attack right but its attack diamond storm is a pgysical move like wtf. Is also like diancie shooting diamonds so it’s as much a special move as power gem it makes nos ense. Id ask kv but his favorite pokemon is abra, which means that he’s a racist.

No really there was like some controversy over Kadabra actually being like a nazi or something read that shit it’s wild it’s wild it’s wild.

I mean

What the fuck else can i even do. What characters have i not talked about jacking off. Am i funny yet? Do u peopl,e love me yet? I know eniko loves me. Or is it enkiO? Figure that shit out YOU CREEP jk i love u. Almost as much as i love fudge holy shit.

you might have to excuse me ive lost control of all of my

Ten thousand years ago, there lived a peculiar and mad old scientist of a species that looked vaguely humanoid and let’s give him a lab coat too. This man’s name was Gete and he was, shall we say, of rather generous proportions. He produced a datachip on his eleventy-second birthday but the grand prize for Planet Eteg’s (ily ss11) Universal Invention Competition went to this dude from Poonjab VI who made a pair of rapidly multiplying vampiric nanobots (at the time no one in the committee knew that one of Poonjubi’s pair included a homosexual robot who refused to multiply with its mate, thus ending the line of vampiric nanobots for the foreseeable future) out of a couple spark plugs and a rubber wire.

“but if u throw my chippy in space he’ll eventually turn into a huge robotic galaxy-roaming monster that appears briefly in one non-canon movie!!”

for all getes mania he loved his chippy and he wanted it to collect all the space garbage he could so he threw it into the sun and never saw it again, he died about three days later from space hemorrhoids it was a gruesome scene fair play to ya.

theres so many bald little guys runnin around the pitch its a madhouse well done to ya thank ya maam stick in me daddy im wet. the Big Gete star finally arrived at Mal Vexus, of the Poonjani Region (where even the sterilest space weasel could find poon for days). He went searching and he burnt his robot parts real bad, but he never found Jaco whom Tights murdered nigh thirteen seconds before. Jaco was such a little bitch that not even a single atom of him remained he was gone that nigga wasted, Big Gete had to leave disappointed. Thus ended the majestic tale of Big Gete, who later died of his burn wounds surrounded by the loving company of his filial space trash and other, formerly-estranged space trash.

I think that last anecdote would have worked a lot better had Gete been named Shaggy and been a dog instead.

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how truly awful he was. He was just like that movie just like that villain. Fuckin Star Serelinity. What a fucking name. I wonder if that kid just like jerks off to his power scaling tiers. Like not even the characters just the idea that he has made such incoherent drivel gets him mad hard. I know he loves byte counts. He fuckin faps to how long he can make his character pages. I’m not going to follow the logical path to the inevitable small penis joke, but I’m pretty sure geti’s cocks a wee lad.

The character i remember the most is that bisani douche. It was a rad concept making a galactic chef. The part where geti always makes me want to light napkins on fire is when he has to make everyone so goddamn grandiose like they are always these huge monstrocities that couldnt even fit in camera if you wanna get a ground shot then the yaveh the longest of pages that’s my favorite because he’s so consistently shitty it’s a real talent. You’d think at some point he’d get good or just blow his brains out haha my nigga had the right idea when he said help me excorcise my mind. Circumcision is what I think of most when I think of Geti. His character star serelinity has acid manipulation fuck yeah mate he’s got a serious form that’s some ballin shit. his absurd intuition makes me drip daddy help me

I wanna be like star serelinity and live in a world where feelings simply cannot be defined by words. The best part of that is that geti can’t shut up about his shit he’s a wordy little motherfucker and if I had a sheep I would seriously consider doing the sheep before him (no homely).

Now at this point, Bulla was high above the clouds, where other clouds are. There was a big one in the sky it was a fat blimp called

Fuckin getes is a stupid nickname for vegeta I’d rather he be known as pucciboi2k17. This is the part where tun wanted me to do something im not gonna fucc the farm

Unfathomable Succ

hi it me kidv. This attack is a real special for sterilinity. He has super succ abilities get that succ on at a galactic level yo that shit he’s succing goes down to the molecular level he be succin all the quarks he be succin everythin in the air the dark matter even the air itself and this means that if he succs real hard he can get all the air around a person and make them suffocate yo he has transcendental plane shifting abilities to make sure the air outside the succzone don’t come any further u gonna get suff’d

Omega shenron come “grrr stereliny u die now!!”

“oy bitch i gotta get my succ on,” he takes out his succin straw and gets rid of all that air and bye bye omega shenron Star Serelinity is stronger than Zen-Oh cuz he can think faster than ZEniboy and unthink him faster it was a true story Geti told me he was going to make his bitch babies stronge than that ugly little fucker. I wonder sometimes if anyone in his family were to find his pages, or if he were to tell anyone, if they would be able to convincingly lie when they say they love him just as much as before.

There came a day man moons later when baby roshi who was so old he had become like a fetal man child who lay snuggled in his turtle shell for the better part of each day. he liked to talk about when he weas a young lad he would stand on his beach and gohans arm would come off and later get permanently lodged in princess snake’s rectum (she bled to death in the 779 Age while fingering herself to bon jovi just like Rahul).

when bby roshi go “wew innara!” they sittin there tryna write down what he said but it was nonsense, pure poppycock. “Nya nya aoohhoooooh!” he would moan and shout and sometimes whisper. then he squeal “oooh im not reddy” but die.

I wish I had a King Kai picture for this moment but im no good im trashboi kv here hi im newd

one time when i was in fourth grade there was this girl named rebecca i think and i called her a bad word on the day her father came in to guest speak about the numerous banalities of his profession. I never spoke to her before or after that day, i dont know what made me do it, he didn’t seem to know thank kami.

that nigga roshi had a balla funeral my cousin Angelo said the appetizers were a solid ⅖ stars it was a real fancy affair, a real splendid sort of ball that one would expect to be reserved for such dignified figures as emperor land shark or kimbo’s slicer. Practically everyone was invited (i wish i had a proud foot fetish like ol rexy boy what a guy that dude will die of a heart attack before I graduate college no doubt no doubt one tim) but lets not get hasty now. Not everyone got to cum bc not everyones great. Sometimes that’s true about z fighters and sometimes thats true about admins. In this case, it applied to only person because everyone was invited except for chiaotzu

If Geti is somehow reading this, i just want to say that you’re probably a fine person and there are a lot of people who care about you, however, your pages do suck ass and you’re really arrogant about them, so sort that shit out

Anyways for those who were unclear the jokes of the previous section is that gohams arm became a bisexual so its a bi arm like the title byarm and the other one is baby winnnig the lotterly so baby is a rich man so also like the title haha.

But if you didnt get that shit youre fucking thick and im talking british thick not american thick like my precious broly and im not talking about girl broly any more hit me up i dont care if youre fictional lets make this shit work man we’re all in a computer what makes me more real than u bby.

Haha napkins on fire more like lampshades on fire get it because kidvegeta is fond of the band modest mouse. But he shouldnt be a fan of anything with modest in the name because he sometimes comes off as arrogant which i guess makes sense cause he’s talented but you know its still there.

And as for destructivedisc you were kind of mean to me but thats fine i mean i was like a tryhard 15 year old when we last met and also i heard you got fat so haha you’re fat now.

As for creeper, if i was a 15 year old tryhard then you’re also that a bit but everyone is and you’ll grow out of it you have a lot of potential right now but your name has a minecraft thing in it and that’s a bit embarassing

Now, dear reader, you may recall, in previous chapters, that an unusually large amount of ejaculatory fluids were produced throughout this story. Those bursts of milky semen were not without their significance, and as with all things, they have the potential for abject destruction.

The raw sexual energy was magnetic, and drew the globs of man, and indeed woman milk into one place, just as all matter in the universe was contained in one location during the big bang. The countless sperm cells and precum morphed, uniting, building up into an Eldritch mass, of indescribable size, its colour a white of unmatched purity, a paradoxical fact given the uncouth origins of this glob, hovering in the vast blackness of the void.

Nothing this size could exist without gaining some kind of power, and with power, came sentience. A gurgling pustule on the great body of the Lovecraftian jizz-beast floating through the sea of stars called out a name for itself, and that name was KidVegeta.

The glob moved throughout the universe, as a hand moves up and down a freshly lubricated shaft. Every planet in its way was consumed, and with every life it snuffed out, a countless amount of love, sacrifice, and self-discovery was lost with it.

But KidVegeta did not care, as it was simply a mass of gently rippling semen, that expanded with every world it destroyed, until mere numbers were no longer sufficient to explain its breadth.

Of course, the abomination eventually drifted towards Earth, and the Z-Fighters made a token attempt to stop it, but even the strongest Kamehameha was nothing to the yellowing, semeny surface of KidVegeta. Earth was consumed, and humanity reached its end, not a great triumph of science of piece, but simply as a snack for KidVegeta, the Ejaculate Of Unending Hunger.

Soon, planets could no longer sate the blasphemous creature, so it moved on to solar systems, and then galaxies, and then, inevitably, universes, with far more efficiency than any mere God of Destruction.

Even Zen-Oh, the creator of all, The One Above Everything, fell victim to KidVegeta’s hunger, and with his death, came the end of all reality. All that was, and ever will be, was reduced to a meaningless blackness, both infinitely large and endlessly small. There was no longer any potential for significance or growth. The garden of reality had been burned to the ground, and the Earth salted so that nothing else may ever grow.

We were all sperm, once, and to sperm we must all return.

Geti, you see that shit? That’s what you write like. Exactly like that.

Anyways im gonna be a man soon and all i want for my 18th birthday is girl broly and broly classic ™ to launch energy blasts at me until i am vaporized and even my atoms are completely eliminated from the universe that’d be hot.


  1. TUN named this one, although the third name is what I called it on google docs.
  2. TUN also picked out the picture. He was quite taken by it.
  3. Other cat!!
  4. The King of Darkness is Dabura ya dingus. He's Beelzebub's father.
  5. "A single tear descended from gohan’s eye and landed on the tip of his erect penis." - this line reminds me of DD's writing style.
  6. Excellent Goten rant. Goten is indeed shit. I used to like him, but I haven't for many a year. I particularly liked the transition from Future Trunks getting his ss pretty ridiculously (even if it is a nice emotional moment) to the Goten rant. Nice logical jump there.
  7. "Sometimes he thinks that if he pretends he doesn’t care about anything then nothing will matter to him." - oh baby pls let it all out.
  8. The exploding eye joke is great because it works on multiple levels. The remnants are like globs of cum, while when Gohan skullfucks Trunks, that seems to be an archetypal joke of this series.
  9. "like when you put batteries up your urethra because when you were four years old you couldn’t stand the smell of metal so your parents put rubber covers over all the door knobs and when you deal in coins you deal in plastic coins like ur 5" - part of this section is based on the life of my friend, Mr. Q.
  10. The sparrow story is a true one. I have no idea how the cats even brought it in the house without anyone noticing, let alone getting it to my room, which is deep in the house. It was probably under there for a near a month, and the cats ate it almost completely. It was a bitch trying to get it out of there because the way my bed works since it's a bunk bed I can't easily get under it so I had to use grabbers to pull the pieces of the torn apart bird out. It was awful and happened about a day or two before we began this story.
  11. That spider thing also happened and I'm still freaked out about it. I'll never be fully comfortable in my room ever again.
  12. I'm not very impressed by my first section.
  13. Each of my first four sections follows a word count pattern. The first is 364 words, and the second is 354, and the third is 344. The fourth is 354 words. The fifth was going to be 364 words until I went off on a tangent, ranting about Geti. But we'll get to that in a bit.
  14. The bi arm idea is a great one, and TUN is great for coming up with it. Well done, what a show tunno. I liked the one with Baby winning the lottery too, but this one was better because we could do all the graphic sexual things that BYARMs are known for.
  15. "They say cuckoldry is the art of the gentleman." - I don't remember who said this, but it was one of my friends from epicmafia.
  16. "“If time cant wait then i cnt wait lets not hesitate lets celebrate” Android 17 explained to his sister." - I love the desperate earnestness of this sentence. Also, the dialogue is a reference to "ROCKnROLLbaby" by Psy. I've referenced these lines from this song before. I think I even did so in a previous BYARM.
  17. "Man “u no i wont stop cuz i cant stop!! U no i cant stop cuz i wont stop!!! Bby shake that booty bb dont stop!!” Android 17 was squealing like my cat whose name is little dexter when i get him mondo frisky. His voice went all mechanical and high and he turned blue and started to shake like michael j fox but he didnt have parkinsons haha he wasnt gonna die dont worry everyone. Android 17 was getting the fastest handjob in the universe from ssj goarm it was as george would say erotic. He was glowing and lightning was shooting down from the skies to hit his peepee hole it was opened up for a good zap he knows whats good for him he’s a park ranger." - this is again a reference to the Psy song. The crescendo that happens here is something I could see with my waking eyes. I was super high and basically hallucinating at the point that I wrote this. This whole scene is an escalation of motion and sound, resulting in 17 exploding at the end. Also, it's Jerry, not George who says erotic, and if you know what I'm talking about then great, if not who cares right the Jews did 9/11.
  18. Since Gohan's arm is bi, he needed to get both 17 and 18. The way he approaches 18 is similar to Goku testing to see if Bulma was a boy in early Dragon Ball.
  19. Paul's fish and finger pie line to this day is strange to me. Seems out of place for his writing style like the way I once added 'man' to the end of a sentence Soba the Yardrat said.
  20. I intended to write at least one section about Baby becoming a rather rich man but the flow of the story never took me in that direction.
  21. Zarbon x Gohand was one of the funniest things in this story.
  22. The Jaco and Tights conversation was very much like Girl Broly and Jiugin talking to one another in Broccoli Tail. I think that part turned out quite well.
  23. For my third section, I decided to delete the first two or so paragraphs I wrote for it so as to make the transition even more disjointed. The vile/virile tie-in was clever kv, great job, I don't even remember writing it.
  24. The acorn/clit joke was inspired by this video.
  25. Tray bin is based on Trabzin. I decided to tread on him here because fuck it.
  26. "Millions were slaughtered." - in context, this line makes me laugh every time. I like the breakdown of pacing at this point. The lack of transitions from paragraph to paragraph was me messing with some stylistic stuff but I shouldn't reveal all my secrets here.
  27. So when I came up with shooting Jaco into Mal Vexus (a consequential hypernova that kills millions in my universe), I had already planned to come back to Jaco in the form of the Big Gete Star later on. I knew by this point that this plot point would probably be done in my final section.
  28. "not even one person on earth cared about anything. it didnt show." - this is a good example of my late-stage BYARM prose.
  29. The Bulla part is interesting. It was very much based on the poetry of W.B. Yeats, particularly "The Fisherman" and (if I'm remembering correctly) "Nineteen Hundred and Nineteen". Yeats' anti-mob poetry was a major influence on me in general. Here, I had Bulla go Super Saiyan to appease the rabble-din of the mindless crowd, aka those who read Dragon Ball Fanon because I hate the audience and if there's one thing that you should always do is show contempt for your audience and spend large portions of text shitting on their shitty opinions and the intellectually-deficient mob-based mentality that often takes over people because that's easier than thinking for yourself. Bulla shouldn't be a Super Saiyan. There I said it you fucks. She should never become one. She's not a warrior. Now, this isn't to say that she shouldn't get some kind of Super Saiyan transformation, though that one would have to be tailored to her passive genius. Don't force her into being a warrior. She isn't one. It's widely recognized that Goten and Trunks got bullshit Super Saiyan transformations. Don't have selective amnesia. Even though neither of them deserved it at their ages, Bulla deserves the transformation even less so. When thinking of TUN's Goten rant, I think that if Bulla were in Goten's situation it would be 100x worse. This is something I see all the time in stories Bulla's in. I understand that almost all writers on this site are talentless but still, I can't stand it. No one seems to understand how to use Bulla, even Toei. It's incredibly frustrating. There's two ways people handle her character: make her a sudden Super Saiyan and suddenly she's a warrior now (that's totally not terrible writing), or to forget about her. I choose none of the above and I say fuck you to anyone who fucks up her character.
  30. For me at least to think about Bulla in Super Saiyan is to think about "pussy for the foreseeable nd regrettable future".
  31. "“with a cock like that, u could be my dad,” Jaco observed." - while this is a nice line, I had forgotten Jaco got shot into a star already so this was a continuity error.
  32. My cousin is very tame. I enjoyed disproving my own rant within the rant. She's hard to describe because I barely ever interact with her, but "camomile tea with extra milk" seems to be the most accurate way for me to describe her personality.
  33. I've often contemplated what the ol aveeno love highway is.
  34. "Yamcha was at his home, and it was like drinking a tall, cool glass of liquid autism. Hell yeah." - excellent line.
  35. One time I told TUN I didn't like Xiros' name just to fuck with him. True story. I probably shouldn't have revealed that as that will have consequences but what the hell.
  36. It's the sign of a true shit writer that he's still be mentioned years after going inactive. The impact Supersaiyian11's drivel had on this wiki should not be underestimated.
  37. I particularly enjoyed TUN moving the narrative to Princess Snake. As you can tell in my fourth section I ran hard with the stuff he brought up in her palace.
  38. "t was on the 42nd day of their constant fucking that, and a cunt’s a cunt and my uncle the juniper berry loves to drink bottles of wine every night. He gets tuckered out real easy but thats because he’s a dumb idiot yeah thatll show em." - this paragraph is a microcosm of BYARMs, I think. So much unnecessary swearing, pure incoherency, and of course a real-life reference that explodes in anti-climax. It's got it all, mayne. I love it. My uncle is without a doubt a juniper berry and he loves his wine more than he loves cocks.
  39. "“I feel a longing” snek pinecone" - this line originally ended with "snek pined". I changed it to pinecone because why the fuck not.
  40. The snek meme reference was always going to happen.
  41. The stuff about snapping is 100% no lie I'd never lie to you.
  42. The tater stuff happened entirely because TUN renamed Gohan's arm Tat. And from that point on it was just a series of sound connections. This whole section is hilarious I think, but it's so weird, I don't really know what to say about it. The zaddy inclusion was quite nice, but it would've been better if I had had the foresight to change sweet to sweat and give them the good ol swetty treatment.
  43. Goarm's "“bitch ima arm”" is I think influenced from TUN's writing style.
  44. I always love bringing in the reporters because the news is great fodder for this type of comedy. The sterile, slightly-awkward way newsreporters talk and make bad puns in nearly every setence is shit. It's pure shit. The way they talk, the way they report news is done through so many filters as to make the information useless. I did quite a bit on the mannerisms and little things that reporters do, and I believe I've done something similar before, but I don't know if that was in a BYARM.
  45. I chose Hister because that's what everything think Nostradamus called Hitler. Fuckin everyone's an idiot I swear.
  46. The feature of the check it out section (which itself was a reference to Dr. Steve Brule) is based on those stupid little documentaries news stations sometimes do, like about a local chocolate factory, or whatever. It's like how it's made but ten times as short and boring. So I decided to do the same thing with Princess Snake's cunny because where else could I talk about that?
  47. So the reporters fighting is lightly based on this video but I added in a lot of my own stuff into it.
  48. Anyone who says Nain is the best is not sexually attracted to women.
  49. My final section began with me knowing it would be the end. TUN and I discussed ending this after my section with him doing one more part. I was willing to do only two more sections at this point at most, and my section ended up being basically 2 or 3 sections put together. Everything aside from the Geti rant and the story about the girl was planned for this section before I added it in.
  50. "you might have to excuse me ive lost control of all of my" - this is a partial lyric from "Good Grief" by Bastille. When I was thinking about what song to use for this section, that song was nearly chosen. I ultimately went with "Send Them Off!" (also by Bastille) because it fits Geti better.
  51. The Gete backstory was slightly based on that Futurama episode where the professor does the invention competition where he invents (again) that smell radar thing.
  52. A lot of the Gete stuff is also based on Bilbo's eleventy-first birthday party. The proud foot reference comes from that as well, though that is a bit more sophisticated as it also references Rex Ryan.
  53. It took me a while to come up with Poonjab's invention. I got the idea to have one of his rapidly multiplying nanobots be homosexual and the other not be, thus preventing them from rapidly multiplying. It's genius, I say! Someone's probably made this joke somewhere before, though I didn't consciously take it from anywhere.
  54. "(where even the sterilest space weasel could find poon for days)" - I should have reworded this sentence. "Wallowed in" works better than "find".
  55. The entire Gete story reminds me of Rickon Stark.
  56. Geti does have talent because he's consistently shitty. It's hard to be that consistently awful, just try.
  57. "I wanna be like star serelinity and live in a world where feelings simply cannot be defined by words." - a reference to the song at the start of this section. The movie this quote comes from got about the same rating on imdb that any of Geti's characters would get on my reviews blog.
  58. Doing a sheep before a fellow hominid when that hominid is willing and able is some cold lotion man.
  59. There's probably no one who makes me angrier than Geti. It's mostly because of how delusional he is. I will not apologize for my rant against him. Everything I said about him I meant and I still mean to this day. We are all equal beings from a conscious perspective, so the fact that he is so much worse than anyone else, with a trashy, hating personality, means that he deserves what he gets. He fishes for compliments on his shit and will shout anyone down who disagrees with him. His pseudo-intellectualism, visible throughout all of his prose, is cringy as fuck. He made me do this to him. He has no one else to blame. Also, Geti's a piece of shit.
  60. "Now at this point, Bulla was high above the clouds, where other clouds are. There was a big one in the sky it was a fat blimp called" - I think this is a reference to my early concept for how to handle Bulla in Heart of the Dragon. I've since changed much of what was once to have happened.
  61. TUN requested my Geti-style technique parody.
  62. Getes as a nickname is almost as lame as anything Gotenks ever said.
  63. The prose surrounding Unfathomable Succ is slightly based on how Tim and Eric talk in this skit.
  64. The actual idea for Unfathomable Succ came out of me trying to come up with techniques for Okinaro that he could use in the roleplay, What Role Will You Play?. I didn't have too many ideas at this point, but air manipulation was one of them (I ended up using that for Okinaro, bit in a different way). What I basically did is look at coming up with an Okinaro technique from the perspective of Geti, and it all unfolded naturally from there. Reading back the parody now, this could go right into one of Geti's pages, with the cursing removed, of course. The idea itself is not beyond what Geti has come up with, and in fact, he's made some techniques that are a lot more bullshit than the Unfathomable Succ. When the parody can't even reach the full capabilities of Geti, that shows the legendary status of his shittiness.
  65. The Rahul I mention in this story is not the Rahul HZ and I are friends with.
  66. The Roshi storyline was brought in at the end solely so I could get to the last line. All of the previous sections didn't build up to how I wanted to end my section so I was forced to throw everything in at the end to make this work.
  67. "when bby roshi go “wew innara!” they sittin there tryna write down what he said but it was nonsense, pure poppycock. “Nya nya aoohhoooooh!” he would moan and shout and sometimes whisper. then he squeal “oooh im not reddy” but die." - so this section is based off the last days of Matsuo Basho, the most famous poet in all of Japan. As he lay on his deathbed, Basho composed two haiku for his followers. The first one was only half-transcribed. The second is known as his final poem, his death poem, and is very famous. I've often thought about the first poem and what the second half of it could have been. I have a sense that it was a better haiku than the second one, because he relayed it to his followers first, but there's no way to ever know now. There is a profound weight in my heart knowing we will never know what that haiku was. That we don't know has only elevated its quality in my mind.
  68. "I wish I had a King Kai picture for this moment but im no good im trashboi kv here hi im newd" - The King Kai thing is a reference to the picture near the start of Dragonball KC, my first parody story. That picture is the only one on the page that doesn't have a caption and is completely unrelated to anything in the prose. The randomness of that picture made it one of my favorite jokes in KC. The second half of this line was me reflecting on my own talents. I wasn't very confident with this story, and I didn't think I had written anything good. This is similar to TUN's earlier bit about how he thinks he knows a lot for his age but still lacks confidence. I'm probably more like that than even him. I am almost never confident about what I write, ever. It's usually only at a later date when I reread my stories (not to edit) that I can appreciate some of them.
  69. The Rebecca story is saturated with meaningless nihilism. I've had so much of this in my BYARMs that it's barely worth mentioning. However, this is my last section, and I did want to have at least one more personal memory in the story. TUN was a lot more personal in this story. In most other BYARMs, I was the one who was more open about my memories and past in the prose.
  70. Okay, so I don't have a cousin named Angelo. I picked that name because the name lyrically worked in that paragraph. One of the hardest things for me to convey in these commentaries is the lyrical, musical nature of my prose, but this is an example of that. Angelo was picked simply because it worked with the rest of the paragraph from a purely sound perspective.
  71. I'll not forget old Kimbo's Slicer. I suppose I did that because I had recently re-watched the Seinfeld episode, "The Slicer", before writing this section. Emperor Land Shark is a ridiculous Geti character. I chose one of the more ridiculous-sounding characters he's named, but I don't think that was Geti's worst-named character.
  72. "Not everyone got to cum bc not everyones great. Sometimes that’s true about z fighters and sometimes thats true about admins." - this has got to mean something, right?!
  73. "In this case, it applied to only person because everyone was invited except for chiaotzu" - so this line is what I was trying to get to the entire time in my final section. This is of course the first line I wrote in The Ballad of Dango (which is the third sentence of that story (DD wrote the first two lines)). I wanted to reference that line ever since we started working on this story. I suppose there's sentimentality in that, as well as a cyclical feeling to my writing. Through all the BYARMs and all the evolution of writing style and all that jive, I ended up just where I started. That is what BYARM is to me. That is the whole lesson here. The journey is all that matters, not the destination.
  74. "Haha napkins on fire more like lampshades on fire get it because kidvegeta is fond of the band modest mouse. But he shouldnt be a fan of anything with modest in the name because he sometimes comes off as arrogant which i guess makes sense cause he’s talented but you know its still there." - I do like that TUN reserved his harshest criticism for me. In truth, his criticisms of DD and Creeperman are nothing, little more than air put to pen. He gets right at my personality with his criticism. He may be right, and he may be wrong, but I am certainly not the one to judge that. I would say however that if he knew the extent of my lack of confidence, well maybe he would've said something else. Or maybe not. I'll probably be dead soon either way.
  75. I like that the KidVegeta beast is Lovecraftian in design. Very good choice. I have no idea what an Eldritch mass is, but it sounds hot.
  76. "a paradoxical fact given the uncouth origins of this glob, hovering in the vast blackness of the void." - I feel like this is an unnecessary addition to the sentence and could be entirely removed to make that sentence better. We don't need to be told that the glob is paradoxically white - it is self-evident. The cleverness of the monster lays in that deceptive purity, but not everything needs to be so readily handed to the readers.
  77. "Anyways im gonna be a man soon and all i want for my 18th birthday is girl broly and broly classic ™ to launch energy blasts at me until i am vaporized and even my atoms are completely eliminated from the universe that’d be hot." - fuckin legend.

I like this story. It's not my favorite BYARM, but my sections are solid, and TUN did a really good job. I think our last few sections were really good. The reporter scene is memorable to me, as is the shaggy dog tale about the Big Gete Star. That was cool. TUN's Goten rant was also great and his ideas for BYARM puns were hilarious. I will not be rating this story.

Just for fun, I will rank the 11 BYARMs. These rankings are semi-informal (for the purposes of this list, I only skimmed the stories to quickly re-familiarize myself with their content), though the list is accurate. While I will not give actual ratings for these stories, this list shows my general opinions of them in relation to one another. I would say that all of them aside from Fin are good. Fin is the only BYARM I don't actually like.

  1. Zarbon and Dodoria: A Love Story
  2. Thank the Eastern Supreme Kai for Girls
  3. The Story Without Any Cursing Except For This One Fuck And It's In The Title or (Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll Except Without Any Of The Sex)
  4. A Demon Tale: Running Gags and Memes: The Movie
  5. Broccoli Tail
  6. Bi Arm or the One Where Baby is Actually A Rich Man or the Last One Of All the BYARMS
  7. Bardock's Some Hot Space Garbage and You're a Cuck
  8. The Ballad of Dango
  9. The Guacamole Boys Hit the Town
  10. The Adventures of Beerus and Whis...IN SPACE!
  11. Fin

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The KidVegeta Anthology
1: Were It So Easy2: Ground Up3: So Lonely At The Top4: Dragon Ball Z: In Requiem5: Sixth6: Slaved7: Womanhood8: A Mother's Love9: Derelict10: Dragonball KC11: The Redacted Scenes12: Dragon Ball Z: Cold Vengeance (Original draftFinal draft)13: Spindlerun: The Tale of Yajirobe14: The Anonymous Series15: Speedball16: Second-best17: Strength18: Separator19: Skulk20: Soup21: Scelerat22: Serial23: Slick24: Sovereign25: Dragonball lies in the old hat26: Ode to Dodoria27: Bitterly Bothered Brother28: KidVegeta's Theogony: From Silence to the Greater Kais‎‎29: Dragon Ball Z: The Forgotten (29.1 Prince Vegeta Saga29.2 Outbreak: Paved In Blood29.3 Lauto Saga29.4 Stomping Grounds Saga29.5 Planet Earth Saga29.6 Reunion Saga29.7 Forever Alone29.8 Fulfillment Saga29.9 Characters29.10 Who Are The Forgotten?29.11 Miscellaneous Information)30: Sink to the Bottom31: Bluestreaker32: Lionheart33: From Magic to Monsters34: Tyrant35: Be a Man36: Brave37: Yellow38: Sleep39: Prideful Demons Black40: The Watcher41: The Perfect Lifeform42: Ain't No Hero43: Dragon Ball: The Great War44: Glory45: Monster46: Burning Man47: Bonetown Blues48: Ergo Sum49: Suicide Missionary50: We'll Never Feel Bad Anymore51: Before Creation Comes Destruction52: Midnight City53: A Soundless Dark54: Scourge55: The Ballad of Dango56: Zarbon and Dodoria: A Love Story57: Thank the Eastern Supreme Kai for Girls58: A Shadow on the Wind59: I'm a Candy Man60: Down the Well-Worn Road61: Cool Cat62: Starfall63: Crushing Blue64: Black Dawn65: The Great Sushi-Eating Contest66: The Adventures of Beerus and Whis...IN SPACE!‎‎67: The Guacamole Boys Hit the Town‎‎68: Fin69: Nowhere to Go70: Not So Far71: Ice Age Coming72: Small73: Shame74: Untouchable75: A Demon Tale: Running Gags and Memes: The Movie76: Superior77: He's a Baaad Man78: Sandboys79: This is a contest story 80: A Space Christmas Story81: The One Where Bulma Goes Looking For Goku's Dragon Balls82: The Ginyu Force Chronicles83: Country Matters84: Chasing Oblivion85: Bardock's Some Hot Space Garbage and You're a Cuck86: The Story Without Any Cursing Except For This One Fuck And It's In The Title or (Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll Except Without Any Of The Sex)87: A Flap of the Wings88: Broccoli Tail89: Black as Blood90: Bi Arm or the One Where Baby is Actually A Rich Man or the Last One Of All the BYARMS91: One Chop Man92: Girl93: Twelve Majestic Lies94: Spaceball95: The Monster and the Maiden96: Mountain Bird97: A Quest for Booty98: Yaki the Yardrat's lecherous crime cartel, can Jaco and Strabbary stop it?99: Across the Universe100: His Majesty's Pet101: Destroyer of Universes102: The One with Several No Good Rotten Space Vermin103: The Scouring of Paradise104: To Kill a God-Emperor105: Extragalactic Containment Protocol106: Appetent Justice107: The Naptime Championships108: Really Big Scary Monsters109: Old Nishi110: He Needs Some Space Milk111: Filthy Monkeys112: The Mortal Flaw113: Leap114: Dyspo Sucks115: The Royal Exception116: Mushin117: Doctor Piggyboy118: The Space Taco Bandit119: The Big Book of Very Important Things (119.1: Why the supreme kai thinks there are only 28 planets in the universe by kidvegeta, esquire119.2: The raisin why supreme kai thinks theres only 28 planets119.3: Supreme kai why do you think there are only 28 planets pls respond119.4: Vegeta: The Tale of Chiaotzu119:5. Sweet Nothings About Cuber by KidVegeta and Destructivedisk119.6: ☉‿⊙119.7: The Part Where He Actually Blows Himself119.8: The truefacts tht hhyperzerling ssahhy119.9: Dragon Ball Supper119.10: A list of people yamcha's been intimate with)120: Memories of a Bloodless Thrall121: Lights of Zalama122: The Deathless Scraps123: Time-Eater124: Dragon Ball: The Mrovian Series: Hidden Memories of Chaiva125: Nineteen Assassins126: Welcome to Rapture127: Bean Daddy128: Zeta Male129: One Word From The Crane130: The Big Ugly131: The Legend of Upa132: Trickster is Meaningless133: Three Foolish Monkeys134: Killing General Copper135: One of Them136: The Swindler137: Softpetal138: How To Act Like a Professional Mercenary139: Insatiable140: The History of the Decline and Fall of the Planet Trade Organization141: Dragon Ball: Heart of the Dragon142: The Last Saiyan (141.1 Skyscrapers/Cloudchasers142.2 Roshi142.3 Edge Of The World142.4 Hail to the Thief142.5 Long Road Home)143: Community Roleplays (143.1 Dragon Ball: Future Imperfect (2nd Saga)143.2 No Way Out143.3 Vacation143.4 Cool Runnings143.5 What Role Will You Play?)144: Deleted Stories (144.1 Dragon Ball: Short Story Project)145: Final Thoughts