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This is another story I wrote with Creeperman129 for Baby You're a Rich Man. He came up with the idea. I made the google doc, which was originally called "daburas tiem 2 shine n babidis there n some other people". Unlike for previous collaborations with Creeperman, I wrote almost all of my contributions while drunk, not while high (there is one exception that I will note below), which is how I did all of my BYARM collabs with Destructivedisk.

I've done a lot of these stories, so what kept me interested was developing lore for my universe. Liranion for example is a real place in my universe. Aekyarian's sister, Lilith, is going to be featured in at least one story of mine in the future (she's probably going to be Dabura's wife in my universe). And so stuff like that, while not canon in this story, is canon to my universe. I developed stuff here to be used in canon stories, as if these drunken ramblings were a workshop of sorts. This was something I also tried to a much lesser degree in The Adventures of Beerus and Whis...IN SPACE!.

So in terms of my writing, I kind of just wrote whatever was on my mind. I won't say it was all improvised because I got some ideas while not drunk and then wrote them out while drunk. This story took a long time to write, so I was able to draw from a number of sources. My extended parody of Paradise Lost could not have happened had the story not taken so long to write. Even so, it was a bit frustrating how long it took this thing to get done, because it always felt like I was ready to go and Creeperman would say "I'll edit tomorrow" or something like that, just killing my momentum.

I wrote my first scene on October 23, 2016. Creeperman wrote his first and I wrote my second on October 24. I added an addendum to my second scene on November 5. He wrote his second scene on November 8, and I got my third one done in the wee hours of November 9. His third scene and my fourth scene were written on November 11. His fourth scene and my fifth scene were written on November 13. Creeperman worked on his fifth scene from November 16 to November 18, when he finished it. My sixth scene was written on November 18, as was Creeperman's sixth, and my seventh. So almost all of the story was completed by that date. Creeperman then returned on November 19 to bang out the last section, and then we posted it on this site later that day.

This story is all about form and ideas for me. I don't remember much of the plot or what we did with that, other than this is a story about how Babidi gathered Dabura, Pui Pui, and Yakon for his attack on Earth. I do sort of regret that we didn't get to show how he captured Spopovich and Yamu. But yeah, this is a pretty straightforward BYARM story, I think, so that's all I have to say about it here.


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The stuff that I wrote is in bold.

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Once upon a time there was a demon named dabura he was great and huge and he liked to wear blue capes. He had pointy ears that he liked to sharpen with his big claws he was a horrible monster. Dabura (whose online name is debra2k69) lived in a land called the demon realm which is a shinigami realm ripoff. He always wanted to go to Mu but he never could cuz he had this lil baby boy named beelzebub or something ridic like that plus he was a king and that meant he had to sit around get fat and drink wine it was his natural state of mind who an blame him.?

Debra liked to wander the plains of Torfrost where he would find nice sulfur plumes and smoke em up like that type of weed that my friend has but i cant remember its name. and then hed get high and wonder why he was the king when he was only as strong as cell cells so bathetic like a little bitch he has the pretty face but no personality at all how can anyone like cell i mean he's green which is cool but he's got nothing going on in his brain

McShevel Barnaby Jenkins said, “u cnt explain whats goin’ on in ur hed m8, liquids r 2 hard 2 explain”

Doctor Faustus, MD, say, “well why dont u try” (this is a wonderful referene to the anchor by bastille)

Torfrosts a place i made in my theogony its a swell realm of rocks n sulfur + dabura is super demony. Hes got a orange tan like an orangutan in space. He likes to look in the mirror and admire his beautiful face

“What if i get a nice pretty m on my forehed taht owuld look wonderbeautyfulil’

“Papa u r so pretty right now” beelzebub complained “no m on forehead no m!” he threw a trantrum and threw a vase at the window, it shattered

One time my dad walked into a sliding glass door that was closed, he thought the door was open, but it wasnt. All my relatives laughed at him but he got super angry about it and he never forgave them it was horrible and i think its funny 2.

If u wnt 2 b a partayy animal u gotta L2 live in the jungle :) daburas a jungleboi he ride dat Torfrost sulfur like a Mr. Q inhaling copious amounts of stardust.

Anyways, Dabura slapped Shaqbeel O’neil into his room which he didn’t have because it’s the Demon world. “I don’t want the M on my head just for super duper style like Justin Beiber’s hair! I want to be the highest rated subscriber on DemonTube! And having that M on my head will get L’s off of my head. And since this is the Demon…”

“The Shinigami Realm”, Dr. Faustus, MD corrected while fixing a hole in Beelbeddy’s ship since it had an anchor in it

Dabura turned into a dragon and spit fire because apparently only dragons are allowed to spit fire in media, and only Dragon Ball doesn’t...except for right now. The doctor’s moustache was burned off and turned black on his skin. That’s how Dabura’s weird beard came to be. I forget that thing is there half of the time.

“As I was saying...since this is the Demon World…”

“The…”. Old Jenkins was sent flying into the air and spun in place for a while like all anime punches do, and landed in Torfrost, destroying the plains completely

“AS I WAS SAYING...in the DEMON WORLD, everything is opposite from the regular world, making M’s into W’s! So I’m a gunna win! WAHAHAHAHA!”, Dabura gave out a nasally laugh. Meanwhile Bellely Boy was making DemonTube videos and had 6,662,287 subsribers (even tho’ the Demon World only has about 500 people. Still more than the amount of the Namekians. They don’t even have a Tube). On what you may ask? Videos with effort put into them...this is the opposite of the Earth realm, remember?

The last king of the demon realm was a marvelous bloke called the Shinigami King. he was a hanging blob with like 500 arms. One time debra imitated him in the adventures of beerus but more on that never.

“Bow fer yer king ya shits” dabra grunted waving his scepter and look at his periwinkle coat fluttering in the breeze. He s a real majesty

All the tiny demons went flying into the dunes to hide like meerkats except beelzebub who stood there drinking a bottle of water and shaking his fist at the sun. there were all sorts of demons, even those ones that look like king and queen cold having <REDACTED>. Dr. faustus was a merry master of theological inclinations and he liked to sip tea and drink crumpets on the now-pretty-messed-up plains of Torfrost. There was melted glass everywhere and a bunch of craters and scorch marks haha it was like saturday night in my bathroom.

“So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?” say a good doctor a proper britainical squire.

Mephistopheles was just beneath. That was when he came soaring out of the old dead tree they called Liranion. Faustus squeaked like a proper squeaker one time my dog had this ball that squeaked but it squeaked too mch and now it doesnt squeak anymore. Thats a lot like life.

Dr. faustus was torn limb from limb by ol Mephy. It was gruesome but im just being accurate to how that stupid play ends.

Meanwhile, in cloud cuckoo land, my goodness son, my goodness gracious son, there lived some people who were mostly inno bi-standers. At present, a ponderous elocution was enunciated and was proclaimed by one ‘Yonder Roose’.

“Yonder Roose, where’s yonder Roose?” she asked, very surprised lady right there.

“Ah, he went yonder,” reply old grand-papi bless his nicotine-stained beard.

Suddenly, Goku Black came out of nowhere

“ROZE! SUPPA SAIYAJIN ROZZE!”

“Ah, there he is!”, the surprised lady said as she went to a mental instiution with him to fix his problem of killing all mortals even though he’s technically a mortal in Goku’s body

Meanwhile, Dabura was searching for the man who could give him more subscribers than Bellus-Sama. To do so he had to go to THE SURFACE. Iz like Undertale

*10,000,000,000 people come to read the story

Along with him came the old grand-papi, Mechikabura, who for some reason was never mentioned until Dragon Ball Heroes. Ya think a previous king of the Demon...

“SHINIGAMI!”, Old Man Jenkins screamed from the afterlife even though the Demon Realm should be a part of the afterlife and not HFIL.

THE DEMON REALM...should be mentioned.

Anyways, off Dabura went, where he was instantly shot at because he opened a giant portal from the Demon Realm to Earth. Thankfully, Mechikabura blocked the bullet and instantly died because no one cares about Mecha Dabura. Dabura got angry and killed random man #16 and got a W on his head.

“No! I WANT A M!”, Dabura screamed, but had an idea He jumped back into the demon portal he made, ignoring all the demons flying out into the world (which were only those mutated Namekian things) , got in front of his camera and turned it on after he did a handstand to make his head have an M on it.

wew.

lil baron cant stay awake

Chaos was what debra the demon king loved best. Dabura was a wonderful, magisterial demon. His ears were so pointy you think he used a knife to cut ‘em up. The tree of knowledge was a wicked contraption, worthy of the fires of HFIL. Where the lightning struck the sky, red and worrysome, dabura ascended. Hes a balla. Hes my real nigga. I got 2 bd weens 2day :). 2 bad i couldnt fuck them but thats neither here nor their.

“*there” say one Mr. Mamoko’p’po. A real nazi he gets so hard when he mate with them jew girls.

Debra the asriifical king of the demon realm did not appreciate such lewdness. When I was in fourth grade I read the diary of Anne Frank but I don’t give a fuck about her now.

“Nihilism everywhere!” screams the Demon we’ll call Moloch, Lucifer rest his soul.

“Whoa oh oh oh oh” (*hey)......................................

There was a fruit on the tree of life that ol’ grand pappy extraordinaire love more than most. It was a fruit that was to be his wife, spiky and juicy and certainly quite sweet. Bibidi was a green little fuck. He liked to rub his hands and scheme. Majin Buu blew the fuck out of that ridic. biatch. One time Bibidi said “Babidi’s my son until Toriy-yama-sama come again we shall be the magicians!!” And then he pulled a King Piccolo and made a son who was really just a Bibidi 2.0 if Toriyama’s interviews are to be believeved. Tori really does some bulllllshieeet in his interivews changing all sorts of shit when he sits down to talk about DBZ to people. Its pretty clear he doesnt know what the fuck is going on and just improvizes. Thats how we get that majin buu wasnt created by bibidi and was really just an eternal force that bibidi tried to contain (this disregards everything presented in canon),. Its super annoying how toriyama retcons himself every time he talks. He’s a bitch. I fucking hate that guy. He made a decent universe but he’s so untalented I just want to punch him in the wenis. I want him to be a good writer because Dragon ball has so much potential but him and Toei disappoint me every time. He’s really bad at writing stuff, especialy when he has to come up with a plot but its not like toeis any better. Those bitches made GT and i dont need to explain myself further

“Ur honor i rest my case” say the girl she an attorney or what smdh.

ぼくはさむいですね!とりやまさまはちょつとみぬくです!!!!!!!それから。。。

It was really special, like a fat lil kid drinking his capri sun. everyone had a good year and a hard time not to mention a wet dream smdh johnboy why u so lewd bitch? Fuckin’ Jon. Everyone had a wet dream. I mean its true ‘n all but lets be realistic no one has wet dreams anymore thats 1960s propaganda.

Daburas the king of the underworld. Hes a proper demon, but for some reason he wears blue clothes which is not something i expect from a demon king, there were go, toriyama at it again with his steady bullshit. Hug me fam i fuckin hate tori his name means mountain bird nd thats about all hes good for.

Theres like 23 women from the 1930s prancing about dancing like leprechauns after pttin the gold. Dabura decided hey now whoa girl easy laddie imma impregnate you my sun and moon and stars etc.

He was really bored when he impregnated her but she created what is known as Beelzebub whos a nothing character who one days becomes a important but thats spoilers.

There was a demon named Mac Daddy who once had a wish and it was to have his mothers blue vibrator so he could ride it like a stallion. Then his wish came true and that was Blue. This is the preamble to the wonderful japanese anime called Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends but ive said 2 much.

After reminiscing about his life for KidVegeta’s section, Dabura said nothing during his demontube video and stood like a bat so the people could see his M. When he came out of his trance, he thought just putting an M would make him a good youtuber and when he sent it to the world it got 5 views and 24,680 likes even though no one watched it. See, likes in the Demon…

*Old Man Jenkins came from the grave with all of the Old Man Jenkins’ from Spongebob

The…

*Old Man Jenkins was written out of the story with the magic pencil and ended the running gag which people would probably expect after this

The Demon Realm are actually dislikes

“I don’t get it! Why can’t I be a demontuber?!”, Dabura screamed. What he didn’t know was that Demontube is based on luck. Or a magic wizard who’s super short, has an obsession with M’s and trying to resurrect a pink blob thing. That helps too.

Right on cue, Babidi teleported into Dabura’s room because suddenly everyone in the series can teleport. Supreme Kai can now, Gowasu can, Zeno can, Insane Gokugod can, Vegito can, so why not Babidi? (Dis isn’t canon don’t kill plz).

“Nehehehehe! I can help you become a DemonTuber!”, Babidi exclaimed while Dabura fell on the floor

“Wait, you spelled demontuber like this”, Dabura said while making a text bubble and putting “DemonTuber in the air. “But I spell it like this. Dabura made another text bubble with “demontuber” in it. “How do you spell it?

“And how can you control text bubbles? And why don’t you care that a short magician came into yout room”, Babidi asked

“Oh, right. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!”, Dabura screamed while spitting. He turned Babidi into stone. Thankfully, Bibidi made even more clones and another Babidi came.

“My clone came in to give you a real M on your head! A backwards W is lying to your fans. Plus looking in the screen like a vampire is weird”, Babitwo said

Dabura was sipping on some tea

“Psst. Your line.”, the director whispered

“Huh? Oh, yeah. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!”, Dabura screamed while Babitwo put his lips on the tea cup to drink some tea, but turned to stone because of his spit on it. Makes you think if Towa had this power too and can’t kiss her own husband/creation, which is also super weird

“Ugh, the stunt double too! Send in another one”, the director said, while pushing a small cactus with a cape on him

“I am Babidthree! Here’s an M on your head, so we don’t run out of actors!”, the cactus said

A sharpie hanging in the air because of a string was put in front of Dabura’s head, while the person holding the stick to move the string tried to draw an M on his head and resharpied Dabura’s beard instead, only getting the M on his head after two episodes.

Dabura stood there, talking to the cactus about his life goals when he realized he had the M on his head

“Ah, oh woe is me! My head! Ooh, arg, jeez…”, he said unenthusiastically

Grim-stood on the blackened shores of Torfrost
The Demon Lord tended his wounded face.
Mephistopheles just beneath (holla),
Sing you simple-breasted Muse, oh baby,
There’s a beauty cactus coming today
Lookit his fuzzy hair and wrinkles, lawd
I want to take a bite outta his forehead.
However big you think you are, foolish demon,
Them bitches comin like roaches for you.
Sceptred Hantu lay crumbled at his feet,
Sulfur pluming the fast deepening sky
Where bolts of crimson hellfire rode the wind,
His son in arm, his empyreal wife in hand,
Whose name was Lilith, the keen night monster,
Sister to the Bloodborn, not yet risen,
King Dabura, supreme and arrogant,
Whose immortal beauty and trenchant might
Held firm over boundless desolation
Until on that day his foe showed himself.
Babidi was his name; a beauty cactus
Shriveled as an old man in the fireborne pool,
Devious as a bitch in heat, I’ve heard.
That nigga ballin with his orange cape (holla),
He used to be Bibidi’s son but now…
(Toriyama’s a contradicting bitch yooooo)
Thence came Babidi, the cold magician,
And gave Dabura what he desired most
Whose fake marks, upon his royal forehead,
Were scrawled as a ‘W’ for wumbo
When they should have been written ‘M’ nigga
Yo, notta mark for Majin, but Mini -
That was his calling, the blue demon lord
For his size, the Leviathan his kin,
Yet not all his vast size accounted for
Bold and woeful Lilith not sore, but hot
Warming her lord demon’s sovereign bedsheets
And callin’ him a three-belly ho (holla).
Only then did Babidi take his chance
To beguile the King of all Demons
And move him from that place, barren and cold,
Not to Earth, where yet a greater monster slept,
But to Zoon, miserable, lightless world,
The Yardrats knew as Voon (ugly mofos),
To find a bold warrior to aid his quest,
With whom low Dabura could not compare:
The wizard had seen in his evil flames
The face and name of their noblest target.
Pui Pui was his name, a basket of cocks,
A name which would shake the heavens again
And draw pale lightning to the churning skies
And make the good fall, honor disappear,
All civilizations enslaved to him,
Pui Pui would be their worship, soon in time.
This crafty Babidi saw in his flames,
And now to Zoon, our demon lord arrives…

After the director recited his poem of the events, the cact...I mean Babidthree and Dabura (Da Bra, for short...for some reason) landed on Zoon, where they immediately fell on their faces (well a guy on set poked the cactus to the ground with a stick, but this is a show, so no one noticed)

“Oogh, argh! This gravity is so heavy! I’ve never trained or lived in it so I can’t move at all in it...even though I’m super strong…”, Dabura exclaimed

Pui Pui jumped down from a pillar, but looking like a more white version of Frieza’s Xenomorph form (cuz I always saw Pui Pui as a representation of Frieza and how Vegeta was so far ahead of him now so that he can kill him in his base form).

“MUHAGHAFHAG! 10X gravity is too much for you! Even though Kid Vegeta and Ledas can withstand 70X! MUAHTFGUHC!”, Pui Pui yelled out.

Pui Pui placed down a target and shot at it with perfect accuracy.

“Nice shot!”, Babidtree said

What Babidtree didn’t know was that the writer of this section used “what ___ didn’t know” too much. Also that Pui Pui was the greatest shot in all of the universe. Targets? Easy. Something using the NES Zapper after 10 years? Child’s play. 360 no scope? 100%. Best CoD, Halo, Titanfall…

*10 hours later

and TF2 player in all of the universe! But he was about to know. Pui Pui played all of those games with perfect accuracy, enough to make Cell jealous. Unfortunately for Mr. Frieza-lookalike, Babidthree was able to get used to the gravity and mind control Pui Pui

“Parrapa The Rappa!”Babidtree screamed. Another sharpie came from the celing, but the person missed again and gave Pui Pui the bags under his eyes, but eventually got the M on. While the guy was doing this, Pui Pui painted his eyelids yellow and glued his eyes shut

“ARRRRRRRRGH! Oh alas! I have fallen from my might! The tree! Babidtree! I serve thee! I’m a good actor, hire MEEEEEEE” Pui Pui exclaimed while obviously doing great acting. Call 854-2020 for Pui Pui Acting Service! It was once Celino and Barnes, but now isn’t, for some reason. All 8’s sounds boring.

With the now blind-for-this-acting-session Pui Pui and Dabura, Babidthree went to the Planet of Darkness, where Yakon and *SPOILERS* resided.

“Yeah I’ve got spines, I’ve got bones!” said Pui Pui big hunk big #1 fancyboy prettyboy extraordinaire. Hes standing in the mirror but he cant see himself cuz his eyes be glued shut smdh son. He like if frieza’s third form was poor as oliver twist.

“Hullo and hi and welcome to my audition!!” That was Va Gene Gene. She was Pui Pui’s sister and looked like a melted avocado was put in the freezer on a Christmas tree. What im trying to say is that she was ugly as hell but shes Va Gene Gene. she can live in 10x gravity.

“Bich 70x gravity’s only 7x gravity to someone who lives in 10x gravity,” pui pui does a good complain (kid vegeta praised pui pui for his courage and fine chin) “7x gravity is not much at all to be able to learn how to train in when u at the top of u’s game”

“THIS IS WHAT I REALLY CALL A PARTY NOW” Va Gene Gene noted with subtle grace.

“Our soft feelings are getting hurt it seems,” Dabura grunted. im only listening to this song cause i just wrote chasing oblivion #4.

“Dabura is #1 fancyboy!” Babidi screeched he was really an insane screecher i wonder how the voice actor does it but he’s sucha minor character i dont care at all. “Pui pui take back what u said about my true baby boy Dabura the demon who wears a blue jumpsuit!!!!!!!!”

“I’m back bitches,” Vegeta grunts as he lands the capsule corp space ship while wearing his pink shirt.

“Nuhhh wrong story!!” Va Gene Gene got very angry, she was even moist. Pui Pui wanted to slide in but then the space ship landed on her and she ded.

Vegeta leave quickly cuz he know he like five sagas too early to fight his greatest nemesis pui pui. But pui’d never forget that the vegetable, brother of a table, killed his sister like the wicked witch of the west (Va Gene Gene really was a _itch).

Once upon a time there was a Yakon. Yakon was big and flimsy and like if Toriyama could only spend 3 minutes designing Hirudegarn. Yakon’s a bug that you could find on Nar Shaddaa. He an ugly fucker get some roach spray for that fucker asap. Ugly little bug bitch someone squash him.

But Yakon was but a poor Yardrat milk seller. He sold Yardrat milk across his homeland for a modest price of 300,000,000 lightbeams apiece. When babidis crew (holla) arrived on the scene, u know them bitches be fumblin in the dark yo. They cant see nothin, even the demon dude idk what hes call he wears a stupid blue costume smdh. One time babidi tripped on yakons stand splashing milk all over Yakon’s face. Yakon was not pleased at all. He did not like getting splashed by foreign milk.

To rectify this situation. Pui Pui pui pui’d and shot a couple of light beams at Yakon (right in the kisser) and that gross fuckin green bug thing ate them up it was a prized delicacy where he came from.

(Cue I’ve Got A Feeling)

“I’ve got a feeling, a feeling deep inside!” Yakon declared dispassionately.

“Everybody had a wet dream!” screamed Pui Pui hopefully (his hope went unfulfilled).

Suddenly one time Dabura felt a rumbling on Yakon’s home and Babidi created a new clone of himself accidentally he was so scared

Yakon licked the milk of his lips, and tried to put on a little milkman hat, but he ripped it with his razor sharp claws. Then he remembered that he could retract those and tried to put on another hat, but now he didn’t have anything to pick it up with, but the the author remembered he actually did have hands, so he used them to put his hat and a milkman outfit on .

“Would you like some MEEEEEELK?” Yakon said. Babidfour (this one was a sharpie with cat hair taped onto it) grabbed the milk out of Yakon’s hands and drank it all in one gulp...somehow.

Yakon was pleased with the amount of milk Badidfour drank. “That will be 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lightbeams.”

“I AIN’T PAYIN’ THAT!”, the sharpie screamed while being pulled up by a string and drew an M on Yakon’s stomach

“Nooooooooo. Now I can’t sell my MEEEELK!” Yakon shouted while trying to put his head down to cry, but just heatbutt a rock beacuse it was super dark on that planet. Makes me wonder how Babidi...I mean Babidfour was able to see Yakon and control him. Cuz it was super dark.

But then, Babidthree slapped Babidfour to the ground with his cactus arm thing.

“You idiot! I’m controlling them, not you!” Babidthree shouted at the top of his lungs

“What’s going on?” Dabura commented after going off to find the Milk Spring that Yakon used to get his milk from

“I say HEYEYEYEYE! HEYEYEEEE! I SAID HEY!” Babidfour said while starting to dance (which was just being dangled back and forth cuz he’s a sharpie)

“What’s going on?” Pui Pui after he came back from trying to find someone with a wet dream.

Yakon grabbed Babidfour and started chewing on his cap. That’s what I did too once. Was I a monster?

“No. I was a DEVIL! HAshydJFUHFDYHXUJCFDHJ luv me.” Broly screamed and was erased from the story like Old Man Jenkins. See, it’s different this time cuz it’s Broly and not…

“THE SHINGIGAMI REA…”

*I shove the screen with Old Man Jenkins on it away

Yeah that.

Those evil-natured robots deserved every last penny. Yakon is a beauty baby boy. One time I saw a Yakon statue on Planet Yardrat and that was so cool I threw up.

“And I cry, omg do i cri!!!!!” say the fourth cactus. My friend has a thousand cactuses they are the worst i hate cactuses what boring plants except dragonfruits those are great.

“Yakon ur mine now” that was another babidi. “I drew a pretty M on ur chest cuz ur heads too scary so i cant go up there ok??”

The moonlight made Yakon even more handsome. Twenty-five years ago, he’d won the Dark Star karaoke contest singing a song about He-man and various poorly-drawn American cartoon characters. “Pls mr. babidi-kun i cant leave im a businessman and make so much milk sales im gonna b rich 1 day.”

“Shut ur whore mouth.” And Babidi bitch-slapped Yakon. Yakon is certainly level 3 material, but even he couldn’t stop that level .000001 assault. It’s no surprise that Goku killed him real quick and then we never hear from him again. I love how yakon is pointless. There was no reason for him to exist, but he did. All those bitches at Toei had to draw him and animate him and what did he accomplish? His Super Saiyan light delicacy line was more important than anything chiaotzu ever did.

Speaking of Chiaotzu, at this precise moment the clown emperor - “Space clown! Space trash!! Raah!” Vegeta yelled at the sky shaking his fist - was picking juniper berries with his bf Tien/shinhan.

“Hey tien should we get high tonight?”

“Gruuh chiaotzu… ugh!!” Tien ripped off his shirt and threw it in the snow. “Don’t ever say something like that my friend, my best friend, my buddy this isn’t creepy at all that you and I live together!!”

“Ok tien i just wanted 2 make sure.” Chiaotzu giggle like a maniac clown who is three heroin lines from oblivion. “I feel like exploding on nappas back again papi!!”

“No, Chiaotzu!! Why?!?!?!?! Graaah!” He ripped off another shirt he put on, haha tien has three eyes what a fucker. “Explode on my back!!”

“Tien, I’m sorry… I’m a bottom…!!”

“Nooooooo, Chiaotzu!!”

Tien roars at the sky as clown eyes glow and he prepare to blow himself up (its all hes good for).

Meanwhile some of the babidis promised yakon Graham’s Number’s worth of lightbeams if he became a majin pretty boi. Yakon agreed! What light! But little did he know that Graham’s Number is larger than the number of atoms in the universe so haha bitch babidi promised something impossible. Eat that light yakon i know u like it.

Dabura found all of this most disagreeable. He longed for the Demon Realm, for the plumes of sulfur and the Hagravan bitch baby mommas whom he desperately wanted to seal the deal with. The M on his forehead was rubbing off. Permanent marker wasn’t so permanent now was it. He wished his name were papa big daddy and he could sit with three friends in a palace and discuss the evanescence of life and liberty and the pursuit of the bad poosey.

“Hey Babidthree. I WANNA GO TO DA DEMON REALM AGAIN! WAHHHHHHHHHH!” Dabura cried

“Shut up. I have a plan. I will revive Majin Buu, have him make a wife, make them have a kid and name him ‘Fu’! Then I’ll have an unstoppable Majin army which I’ll obviously be able to control because I can control them all with my Majin powers!” Babidthree monologued while Yakon finished chewing up Babidfour’s cap and spit it onto Babidthree’s cape and destroyed it because Yakon has acid spit now. Dabura had stone spit, so Yakon’s having acid spit. RETCONS EVERYONE!

“Yeah, I guess. Let’s hope you don’t forget that you can control evil beings with ease” Dabrua agreed while spitting on his hand and wiping it on his head to try to get the marker off for good, but he just turned into stone.

“Urgh...this filming has gone for weeks...BRING IN THE STUNT DOUBLE” the director screamed

Dabura’s stunt double came in (we’ll call him Dabunt. Or only I will cuz there’s two authors and the other can change his name at will...RETCONS!) and had a M drawn on his head.

But Beezulbubers knew. His father was dead. No amount of Demontubing could ever bring him back. He made a goal for himself. To collect the Dragon Balls to revive his fat...hey this seems like a good fan fic idea! Imma leave to write that!

*I walk out of the screen

“WHY DOES EVERYONE QUIT!” the director asked as he brought in myself, who is the stunt double for the author. Why does a writer whose face you don’t see need a stunt double? For this exact situation. Also, do you think Youtubers actually do all that work? Nah, half of it goes to their stunt doubles. I should know. I’m not a youtuber.

ANYWAYS, Dabunt walked on set and asked, “How much money is going into this production? We have, like, 6 stunt doubles used so far”

“10 thousand and one dollars. Less budget than Evolution but still better in every single way imaginable...except for horribleness.” The producer responded

“I guess you could say it’s…” *Dabunt puts on sunglasses

“Over 9000.” nice meme said kidvegeta

Dabunt jumped into a car and drove off.

“WE NEED ANOTHER STUNT DOUBLE! ANY STUNT DOUBLES? YOU!”

*The director points at you. Yes, you. The reader

“BE THE STUNT DOUBLE...what do you mean I have to entertain YOU? Don’t you want to be in a Dragon Ball film? No? Yes? If no, go to KV’s section. If yes, go to my section…

KV’S SECTION

Beelzebub is a wonderful guy. He loves to sit around and play Pokemon Sun on his 3DS. One time he used his 3DS camera to take a wonderful video of him and this weird kid with a monkey tail. The scene is of course redacted but that’s not to say it’s not worth reading. But I digress.

One time I was on this boat right (“yo dawg thats cool u trippin” say one Gangsta Teller) and I thought hey why cant i spend the night my mamacita and papi-grande think im gonna sleep walk into the ocean. Ok so i tell them no im no sleepwalking but they didn’t believe me for around 2 years. This is a true story and I don’t want to read anymore Paradise Lost that book is horrible.

Dabura groaned “bich i look like goku”

Pui pui moaned “bich i look like vegeta”

“Yo gohan like that marijuan!!!!!” said another classical lyricist, one Lil John Wayne (author note: yakon is 2 insignificant to get a line here the director is a genius)

That doesnt even make sense. Lil wayne is horrible and i dont give a fuck what people say about carter 2 its trash, pure space trash. One time I had to listen to a whole lil wayne album after I lost the “no fap for a month challenge” that destructivedisk administered upon my helpless soul. Its the worst album i ever heard. Its like when Beelzebub was fuccing da puse ok. He gon cum but bich thats not gonna get pregnant jafeel me.

Dabura decided that he wanted to go to Earth now. “I know a guy on that planet,” he lied. “There’s 100% definitely a guy named spopovich on Earth.”

“Spopovich?” Babidi the fifth of his name cackled, “what a ridiculous, stupid name for such an insignificant character! That guys a creampuff!! At least he was…” *cue dramatic music*

“It’s true, I read the script!” Dabura had the passion of a thousand antelope.

This is no lie ok. So like several years ago i had a spopovich action figure (how the fucc i got it is just ridic) and my friend the aforementioned Gangsta Teller was playing with it as his step-dad rowed the boat to his boat house on the ocean. Then for some reason Gangsta Teller, that bich butterfinger woogwam, dropped spopovich into the ocean, and there he remains to this day “ill buy u a new one promise” say Gangster Teller, but guess what he never did.

The moral of this story is that Beelzebub gotta pound that saiyan boipucci.

Creeperman’s Section

“Ok so you wanna be in this movie. Good good. Now you stand there next to Babidthree and tell him to go to Earth....what, you don’t want too? That it’d be the exact same as the alternate scenario except for me directing you?! I’M THE DIRECTOR! THE TRUE GOD OF THIS WORLD! MY PERFECT WORLD! AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY!...Are we good now?” the director exclaimed. The producer snuck up behind him and kicked him to the floor

“YOUR EVIL WILL NEVER COME TO BE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!” The producer jumped to a volcano set and fell in with the director. As the producer sunk in the lava, he gave a thumbs up to you.

And so, the director was destroyed. The movie never reached theaters. Babidthree stared in “Cactus Queen”. Dabunt made a million dollars with his meme. The original Creeperman wrote “Revival of the Demon Realm” and it became his most popular story. I kept writing stories after this (yes I can see the future). Old Man Jenkins and Broly lived as hobos for the rest of their lives telling running gags. Goku Black was able to give up his plan to kill all mortals and likes to play in rose fields now. Beezulbub started in Creeperman’s fanfic and became immensly more popular. Akira Toriyama actually decided not to retcon…

Bardock screamed, “EVERYTHING!”

Yes that. Everyone who got turned to stone were sent to Medusa’s garden where they stay forever. Yakon was able to continue his milk selling services and gained 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 light beams total. Mechiabura appeared again in Dragon Ball Heroes so no one cares about him. Shula became the most popular Demontuber in all of the...is he gone? Okay. the Demon Realm...really? He-He’s not here? Next...let’s see...they need to know what happened to every character...ah yes. You. You finished this story. Congrats.


Endnotes[edit | edit source]

  1. My descriptions of the Demon Realm in my first section are accurate to how I view the place in canon. Torfrost is a real place in my Demon Realm, as is Liranion, which is a central location in Black as Blood (kv note: haven't written that story yet, as of doing this commentary). I used my opening section to explore the Demon Realm quite a bit in preparation for Black as Blood.
  2. Cell is trash. He's a character without a personality, and the Cell Games are an autistic joke. He is easily the worst major villain in DBZ, and it's not even close.
  3. The exchange with Barnaby and Doctor Faustus does reference The Anchor by Bastille, as mentioned in the text. Doctor Faustus is a reference to the play of the same name that I was reading at school when I wrote my opening section. For the record, I think that play is terrible, so I was not portraying the doctor sympathetically here. Also, the doctor in Chasing Oblivion is referred to as Faustinian several times, and those comparisons are not complimentary. I had written several of those references already before getting to this story, and since finishing this one, I have written one or two more references to Faustus in Chasing Oblivion.
  4. "“Papa u r so pretty right now” beelzebub complained “no m on forehead no m!” he threw a trantrum and threw a vase at the window, it shattered" - lol. This is probably the best thing in the first section.
  5. "One time my dad walked into a sliding glass door that was closed, he thought the door was open, but it wasnt. All my relatives laughed at him but he got super angry about it and he never forgave them it was horrible and i think its funny 2." - I found it amusing that my dad didn't find it amusing. I didn't actually find it that funny that he walked into the sliding glass door because I wasn't there to see it myself.
  6. "If u wnt 2 b a partayy animal u gotta L2 live in the jungle :) daburas a jungleboi he ride dat Torfrost sulfur like a Mr. Q inhaling copious amounts of stardust." - the first part refers to the bridge of Good Grief by Bastille. Mr. Q's my friend, and he has a low tolerance threshold, poor guy.
  7. Creeperman's first section is better than my first section. It's quite disjointed from my opening though. He went off on a real random tangent about DemonTube.
  8. "The last king of the demon realm was a marvelous bloke called the Shinigami King. he was a hanging blob with like 500 arms. One time debra imitated him in the adventures of beerus but more on that never." - great callback/reference, KV. Well done and so forth. Anyways, the Shinigami King's appearance always disappointed me, and to this day, I wish he was a cool-looking demon, and not a many-armed blob hanging from chains. :(
  9. "“Bow fer yer king ya shits” dabra grunted waving his scepter and look at his periwinkle coat fluttering in the breeze. He s a real majesty" - slight reference to King Robert Baratheon from A Song of Ice and Fire here.
  10. "All the tiny demons went flying into the dunes to hide like meerkats except beelzebub who stood there drinking a bottle of water and shaking his fist at the sun." - the Beelzebub thing is a reference to the first chapter of his manga.
  11. "there were all sorts of demons, even those ones that look like king and queen cold having <REDACTED>." - this is a reference to my favorite scene I ever reviewed in a story. Really funny imagery here.
  12. "Dr. faustus was a merry master of theological inclinations and he liked to sip tea and drink crumpets on the now-pretty-messed-up plains of Torfrost. There was melted glass everywhere and a bunch of craters and scorch marks haha it was like saturday night in my bathroom." - the destruction to Torfrost was added in later when Creeperman reminded me that he wrecked the place in his section. Faustus is a proper brit, a good boy, a school boy, a doctor of theology who knows very little about theology. He's a mess, his play's a mess, and it's wonderfully ironic. I get it. That doesn't mean the play has any narrative flow.
  13. "“So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?” say a good doctor a proper britainical squire." - continuing the Bastille references, this here is a reference to the opening line of "Good Grief", a song which I also referenced in my first section. It's a great song, one of Bastille's best, in my opinion.
  14. "Mephistopheles was just beneath." - this is a reference to Videotape by Radiohead. Mephistopheles is a major demon in the Doctor Faustus play, so this reference is working on multiple levels.
  15. "Faustus squeaked like a proper squeaker one time my dog had this ball that squeaked but it squeaked too mch and now it doesnt squeak anymore. Thats a lot like life." - I don't have much to say about this, but I just wanted to point out that this exchange is a good example of my style of humor in these Baby You're a Rich Man stories.
  16. "Dr. faustus was torn limb from limb by ol Mephy. It was gruesome but im just being accurate to how that stupid play ends." - this is actually a cool ending to the play, but it's not even in the A text, which is the one we read! Just horrible. Faustus dies in both, but we get no description of how the demons savage him in the version I read, which just made Doctor Faustus even worse for me.
  17. "Meanwhile, in cloud cuckoo land, my goodness son, my goodness gracious son, there lived some people who were mostly inno bi-standers. At present, a ponderous elocution was enunciated and was proclaimed by one ‘Yonder Roose’." - so this paragraph and all that follows it to end my second section was the single bit of this story I wrote while high. The prose is a lot more wordy and lyrical and there is a lot of wordplay going on here. It's probably the best prose in the entire story, to be honest. Cloud cuckoo land, despite being quite an appropriate description of this little section, is perhaps a reference to Like Spinning Plates by Radiohead. The inno bi-standers bit (quite cheeky, that) could be a reference to a common phrase of dialogue in Star Wars: Bounty Hunter. I really went off the rails at this point, and I found it particularly hilarious how Creeperman didn't even address it, just brought in Goku Black out of nowhere.
  18. I wrote my third section immediately after Donald Trump won the presidency. I had stayed up all night with my family watching it, and even though I had school the next morning, I thought that was as good an excuse as any to get drunk and write (it did make going to school the next day quite miserable, not gonna lie). Anyways, the opening was me referring to Barron Trump barely being able to stay awake during Trump's victory speech. That was about as political as I wished to get in the story.
  19. "Chaos was what debra the demon king loved best. Dabura was a wonderful, magisterial demon. His ears were so pointy you think he used a knife to cut ‘em up. The tree of knowledge was a wicked contraption, worthy of the fires of HFIL. Where the lightning struck the sky, red and worrysome, dabura ascended. Hes a balla. Hes my real nigga." - this section is quite complicated. There are references to George R.R. Martin's writing style as well as callbacks to my opening section. The Tree of Knowledge was referenced here because I was reading Paradise Lost in class at this time (we'd moved on from Faustus, thank kami). At this point, I was hopeful about the quality of Paradise Lost.
  20. "“*there” say one Mr. Mamoko’p’po. A real nazi he gets so hard when he mate with them jew girls." - I have no memory of writing this, nor any idea what it means.
  21. "Debra the asriifical king of the demon realm did not appreciate such lewdness. When I was in fourth grade I read the diary of Anne Frank but I don’t give a fuck about her now." - this is true. This is very true.
  22. "“Nihilism everywhere!” screams the Demon we’ll call Moloch, Lucifer rest his soul." - I agree with this statement. My sections have all been heavy on the nihilism, which I guess isn't so out of the norm for my writing style.
  23. "There was a fruit on the tree of life that ol’ grand pappy extraordinaire love more than most. It was a fruit that was to be his wife, spiky and juicy and certainly quite sweet. Bibidi was a green little fuck. He liked to rub his hands and scheme. Majin Buu blew the fuck out of that ridic. biatch. One time Bibidi said “Babidi’s my son until Toriy-yama-sama come again we shall be the magicians!!” And then he pulled a King Piccolo and made a son who was really just a Bibidi 2.0 if Toriyama’s interviews are to be believeved. Tori really does some bulllllshieeet in his interivews changing all sorts of shit when he sits down to talk about DBZ to people. Its pretty clear he doesnt know what the fuck is going on and just improvizes. Thats how we get that majin buu wasnt created by bibidi and was really just an eternal force that bibidi tried to contain (this disregards everything presented in canon),. Its super annoying how toriyama retcons himself every time he talks. He’s a bitch. I fucking hate that guy. He made a decent universe but he’s so untalented I just want to punch him in the wenis. I want him to be a good writer because Dragon ball has so much potential but him and Toei disappoint me every time. He’s really bad at writing stuff, especialy when he has to come up with a plot but its not like toeis any better. Those bitches made GT and i dont need to explain myself further" - I quite like this paragraph. The opening sentences reference Adam from Paradise Lost. I was quite sarcastic there, don't remember writing that part with such acid. It's like I was high instead of drunk when I did that, in terms of how the writing went. Usually I'm sloppier while drunk. The Toriyama rant came out of nowhere and developed organically as the paragraph continued. I probably wrote the whole thing in a minute at most. I've been wanting to get that off my chest for a while in one of these stories, and I probably have to lesser degrees before. But yeah. Toriyama isn't really good at writing plot. He created a great universe, I don't think that can be denied. But he's squandered a lot of potential, as have Toei, in my opinion. DBZ basically has no plot ever. I don't like that. I think the fights would work better with a cool plot going on, not just the Z Fighters waiting for the next big baddie to show up. It's repetitive and lazy, and that's why Dragon Ball is better than Dragon Ball Z. DB had a good mix of story + fighting (and to be honest, the fights in DB were oftentimes of higher quality than those in DBZ, such as Tien vs. Roshi in the tournament, for example).
  24. "“Ur honor i rest my case” say the girl she an attorney or what smdh." - I really like this girl. I would like to mate with her and create additional hominids.
  25. "ぼくはさむいですね!とりやまさまはちょつとみぬくです!!!!!!!それから。。。" - some shenanigans going on here. The first sentence is based on an exchange I had with a Japanese girl I went on a date with shortly before writing this section.
  26. "It was really special, like a fat lil kid drinking his capri sun. everyone had a good year and a hard time not to mention a wet dream smdh johnboy why u so lewd bitch? Fuckin’ Jon. Everyone had a wet dream. I mean its true ‘n all but lets be realistic no one has wet dreams anymore thats 1960s propaganda." - a lot of this paragraph is referencing lyrics of "I've Got a Feeling" by the Beatles. That will become more important later. Anyways, wet dreams are a myth of the patriarchy!! But seriously, I've never had one, and don't know anyone who ever has. I'm sure it happens, but I dunno, it's just one of those things I can't wrap my mind around, even though I am a male who should be able to do this.
  27. "Daburas the king of the underworld. Hes a proper demon, but for some reason he wears blue clothes which is not something i expect from a demon king, there were go, toriyama at it again with his steady bullshit. Hug me fam i fuckin hate tori his name means mountain bird nd thats about all hes good for." - lol. Definitely disjointed writing by this point. Every paragraph of mine is something completely different. However, it is true. Dabura wears strange clothes for a demon king. I sometimes wonder if Toriyama is just extremely ignorant, or if he's a visionary, going against standards and archetypes like this. It's more likely he's an autistic fuck, though.
  28. "Theres like 23 women from the 1930s prancing about dancing like leprechauns after pttin the gold. Dabura decided hey now whoa girl easy laddie imma impregnate you my sun and moon and stars etc." - this is a stylistic reference to epic poems like Paradise Lost that start in medias res. Here, we go back to the time when Dabura conceived Beelzebub with a very important demon lady who will be named later in the story. This is so hot. The sun and moon and stars thing is another reference to A Song of Ice and Fire.
  29. "He was really bored when he impregnated her but she created what is known as Beelzebub whos a nothing character who one days becomes a important but thats spoilers." - I actually don't know to what capacity Beelzbub will be in Heart of the Dragon yet. For what it's worth, The Great Sushi-Eating Contest, which is Beelzebub's finest hour, takes place between the first and second sagas of Heart of the Dragon. The timeline is complicated... yeah. I don't really have any answers yet. Maybe in a year I'll know.
  30. "There was a demon named Mac Daddy who once had a wish and it was to have his mothers blue vibrator so he could ride it like a stallion. Then his wish came true and that was Blue. This is the preamble to the wonderful japanese anime called Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends but ive said 2 much." - I will always believe this. Also, I'm just noticing now that I called him "Blue" instead of "Bloo", and that annoys me a great deal, but I'm not going to go back and change it.
  31. Why does Creeperman never put periods at the end of his sentences? It is a mystery I've wondered about for days, nay weeks, nay months!
  32. Creeperman's third section is good because it brought us back on track. This is a lot like the dynamic Destructivedisk and I had in our collabs. He would rant and go off on tangents while I tried to keep the plot going. And now I've become the DD. Although to be fair, I do think my sections move the plot along, especially the poem one, but my third section really didn't do much in that regard.
  33. I particularly liked Creeperman comparing Babidi to a cactus. I continued making that comparison for the rest of the story.
  34. My fourth section is written in unrhymed pentameter. There are a few feminine lines (lines of 11 syllables), and these are feminine lines on purpose. Iambic pentameter is so opinion-based that I didn't even bother with that. I was over a friend's house when I wrote the fourth section, and that made the whole ordeal more annoying because he was rather annoying that day and wanted me to walk his dog and whatnot when all I wanted to do was write this collab with crepeboi ;(.
  35. Nice job invoking the Muse, kayvee.
  36. "However big you think you are, foolish demon," - this references "Sexy Sadie" by the Beatles and serves as foreshadowing for my fourth section's biggest joke.
  37. "Sceptred Hantu lay crumbled at his feet," - beautiful line. What I find particularly funny about my fourth section is how lines like this are intermixed with lines like "That nigga ballin with his orange cape (holla),". There's more to it than that, but I can't just reveal everything.
  38. "Where bolts of crimson hellfire rode the wind," - this is a specific reference to Paradise Lost. It's either Book I or Book II where red lightning is described as exploding over hell after God banished Satan and the demons down there.
  39. "Whose name was Lilith, the keen night monster,/Sister to the Bloodborn, not yet risen," - this is like proper prose right here. Anyways, Lilith in my universe is the name of Dabura's wife, and she is the sister of Aekyarian, the Bloodborn, who is the protagonist of Black as Blood, the older brother of Tyren, and (along with his brother) banished to Earth at the end of Nowhere to Go. He's a big deal in my universe. He and Ledas have a cataclysmic fight that will be the prologue to The Last Saiyan (which as of writing this commentary hasn't been re-written yet).
  40. Really elegant prose overall in my fourth section. I can see the influence the elegant language of Paradise Lost had on me. I really like this. I should write another epic poem sometime. Like a real serious one. Lines like these - "King Dabura, supreme and arrogant,/Whose immortal beauty and trenchant might/Held firm over boundless desolation/Until on that day his foe showed himself." - could go in a canon story of mine. Strikingly beautiful.
  41. I remember being very proud of the wumbo reference. It's still pretty great, considering I was working in the confines of unrhymed pentameter.
  42. "For his size, the Leviathan his kin," - a reference to the epic simile of Book I of Paradise Lost, wherein Satan was compared to a Leviathan. However, my comparison of Dabura and the Leviathan is not an epic simile. Ain't no one got time for that, yo.
  43. "Yo, notta mark for Majin, but Mini -/That was his calling, the blue demon lord/For his size, the Leviathan his kin,/Yet not all his vast size accounted for/Bold and woeful Lilith not sore, but hot/Warming her lord demon’s sovereign bedsheets" - there are many little jokes and references in these lines, but there is one big joke as well that I believe is the most sophisticated joke I've ever done in a Baby You're a Rich Man story.
  44. "Pui Pui was his name, a basket of cocks," - it's common to give people epithets like that in epic poems. Basket of cocks is just a random phrase making fun of that convention.
  45. We almost didn't do Pui Pui and Yakon, and I only remembered to at the last moment. My fourth section is a lot different from my previous ones in that it really moves the plot forward. By the end of my fourth section, I realized we had been in the Demon Realm for a long time and not much had happened, so I thought it would be better to get a move on to the next world. There truly is no reason to go Zoon or Yakon's planet if Babidi gets Dabura first, though. Pretty much just pure humor in that Babidi thinks that Pui Pui is the chosen one to help him, not Dabura.
  46. That's fucking right Ledas and Vegeta can withstand 7x gravity. 10x gravity = 1x gravity for them. 7x therefore is not much. I will defend that to my grave. That said, Creeperman is not the first one to complain about that.
  47. "While the guy was doing this, Pui Pui painted his eyelids yellow and glued his eyes shut" - lol.
  48. "“Yeah I’ve got spines, I’ve got bones!”" - a reference to Lampshades on Fire by Modest Mouse as well as a reference to how bony and weird-looking Pui Pui is. He's a poor-man's third form Frieza if I ever saw one.
  49. "“Hullo and hi and welcome to my audition!!” That was Va Gene Gene. She was Pui Pui’s sister and looked like a melted avocado was put in the freezer on a Christmas tree. What im trying to say is that she was ugly as hell but shes Va Gene Gene. she can live in 10x gravity." - Creeperman set me up at the end of his previous section, stating that Yakon and *spoilers* resided on Yakon's world. That Pui Pui's sister resides with Yakon is huuuuge galactic gossip. Alas, she one ugly muthafucka. The description of her appearance is rather unique, I think. Dunno how I came up with that.
  50. "“Bich 70x gravity’s only 7x gravity to someone who lives in 10x gravity,” pui pui does a good complain (kid vegeta praised pui pui for his courage and fine chin) “7x gravity is not much at all to be able to learn how to train in when u at the top of u’s game”" - oh yeah I forgot I addressed Creeperman's criticism in the text itself! :0
  51. "“THIS IS WHAT I REALLY CALL A PARTY NOW” Va Gene Gene noted with subtle grace." - man these lampshades on fire yo.
  52. "“Our soft feelings are getting hurt it seems,” Dabura grunted. im only listening to this song cause i just wrote chasing oblivion #4." - lol, that's very true. "Lampshades on Fire" is Chasing Oblivion's theme song.
  53. "“I’m back bitches,” Vegeta grunts as he lands the capsule corp space ship while wearing his pink shirt." - this is word-for-word what Vegeta says when he returns after the Garlic Jr. shenanigans in Dragon Ball Z Abridged.
  54. Pink Shirt Vegeta would have been destroyed by Pui Pui. Good thing that bitch ran away. I had the idea for He's a Baaad Man at this time, and at the time, I thought that Vegeta would wear his pink shirt in that story. As it turned out, he never did, though the shirt did make an appearance.
  55. I wasn't too specific, but Vegeta landed his Capsule Corp. ship on Va Gene Gene, crushing her like the witch in The Wizard of Oz. This sets up a rivalry between him and Pui Pui for years to come, the greatest rivalry ever.
  56. Yakon really is disgusting. He's far less interesting, design-wise, than Hirudegarn, but he has a better name than Hirudegarn, that cannot be denied (and his name isn't even good).
  57. Lots of sexual tension at Yakon's milk stand. Also, it's just really gross that he's selling Yardrat milk, because that's like harvesting human milk and selling it.
  58. "I've Got a Feeling" is a great song. Yakon and Pui Pui exchange light, and it's beautiful. Yakon's feeling deep inside is clearly love for Pui Pui's light. Pui Pui's light hits him just where he needs it. It does him good, makes him feel real great. This is the start of a handsome relationship.
  59. Wet dreams are too rare for everyone to have one. Goddamn John, always so idealistic.
  60. "“What’s going on?” Pui Pui after he came back from trying to find someone with a wet dream." - yes that's clever and yes I noticed.
  61. I'm inclined to believe that Creeperman is a monster for chewing on his cap.
  62. "“And I cry, omg do i cri!!!!!” say the fourth cactus. My friend has a thousand cactuses they are the worst i hate cactuses what boring plants except dragonfruits those are great." - this was me continuing a reference Creeperman first made. The cactus thing is also true. My friend has dozens of cactuses in little containers, and I just don't get it. I don't get the appeal. I'm a fruit tree kinda guy myself. I want plants that produce, mate. GOTTA PRODUCE, yo. Cactuses don't do anything, 'cept the wonderful dragonfruit, of which I have two.
  63. I've always found it hilarious than Yakon's 'M' was on his chest, not his head.
  64. "“Shut ur whore mouth.” And Babidi bitch-slapped Yakon. Yakon is certainly level 3 material, but even he couldn’t stop that level .000001 assault. It’s no surprise that Goku killed him real quick and then we never hear from him again. I love how yakon is pointless. There was no reason for him to exist, but he did. All those bitches at Toei had to draw him and animate him and what did he accomplish? His Super Saiyan light delicacy line was more important than anything chiaotzu ever did." - Yakon is entirely useless. Babidi was savage with him for a good reason.
  65. "Speaking of Chiaotzu, at this precise moment the clown emperor - “Space clown! Space trash!! Raah!” Vegeta yelled at the sky shaking his fist - was picking juniper berries with his bf Tien/shinhan." - lol that Vegeta interjection is really obnoxious. The Chiaotzu/Tien thing is perhaps a callback to The Ballad of Dango, the first of the Baby You're a Rich Man stories. Good times. I don't know exactly where the juniper berry reference is from. I know I've made it in several stories, but I can't remember specifically which one this was referring to.
  66. "“Ok tien i just wanted 2 make sure.” Chiaotzu giggle like a maniac clown who is three heroin lines from oblivion. “I feel like exploding on nappas back again papi!!”" - these are definitely Dango references. The first, that Chiaotzu looks like a drug-addled freak about to die (the phrasing is really beautiful) is quite a bit like how he was described in Sink to the Bottom. And the sexual stuff, that comes up anytime I ever write about Chiaotzu and Tien. It's inevitable and is never not funny.
  67. Tien always rips off his shirts smdh son.
  68. Haha, I forgot about the Tien/Chiaotzu stuff. "“Tien, I’m sorry… I’m a bottom…!!”" - that's quite clever... and also pretty disgusting. I don't like to think about these two mating, it's just terrible.
  69. "He wished his name were papa big daddy and he could sit with three friends in a palace and discuss the evanescence of life and liberty and the pursuit of the bad poosey." - this must be a reference to something. The bad poosey bit is of course from Game of Thrones, but dunno about the rest. Seems too specific to be random.
  70. It really was a nice meme.
  71. Dabunt is a funny name.
  72. My last section is aided greatly by the fact that I don't mention the stunt double or not thing that Creeperman came up with. He had this big plan and then he cuts to me, and I'm just rambling on again, as if I had never stopped and we just briefly changed the channel to Creeperman's section. Not addressing the "breaking the fourth wall/choose your own path" thing was deliberate on my end, as I thought it would aid the comedy I was going for.
  73. Silly Beelzebub! You should be playing Pokemon Moon, you're a demon! Of course, he also plays Sun in The Great Sushi-Eating Contest.
  74. That vid sounds hot wonder what it's about.
  75. Gansta Teller is a real friend of mine, and that story with the Spopovich action figure is true. I think about that event far more often than I should.
  76. By my last section, I was still reading Paradise Lost in class (that book is long as hell), and I had grown quite weary of it. I still have a relatively negative opinion about it to this day.
  77. This horrible song has been referenced by me many times. Soulja Boy sings it, not lil wayne, but I wanted to make a lil John Wayne joke, so who the fuck cares.
  78. "That doesnt even make sense. Lil wayne is horrible and i dont give a fuck what people say about carter 2 its trash, pure space trash. One time I had to listen to a whole lil wayne album after I lost the “no fap for a month challenge” that destructivedisk administered upon my helpless soul. Its the worst album i ever heard. Its like when Beelzebub was fuccing da puse ok. He gon cum but bich thats not gonna get pregnant jafeel me." - this is another true story. It's also implied at the end that Beelzebub is fucking the shit out of a certain wonderful Saiyan, but that can't possibly be true or canon.
  79. "Dabura decided that he wanted to go to Earth now. “I know a guy on that planet,” he lied. “There’s 100% definitely a guy named spopovich on Earth.”" - yo this makes me laugh cuz it's so true.
  80. "“Spopovich?” Babidi the fifth of his name cackled, “what a ridiculous, stupid name for such an insignificant character! That guys a creampuff!! At least he was…” *cue dramatic music*" - I agree. Also, the ending part is a reference to this.
  81. "This is no lie ok. So like several years ago i had a spopovich action figure (how the fucc i got it is just ridic) and my friend the aforementioned Gangsta Teller was playing with it as his step-dad rowed the boat to his boat house on the ocean. Then for some reason Gangsta Teller, that bich butterfinger woogwam, dropped spopovich into the ocean, and there he remains to this day “ill buy u a new one promise” say Gangster Teller, but guess what he never did." - though this story is true, it makes me cry as much as it makes me laugh. Nihilism is like that sometimes.
  82. "The moral of this story is that Beelzebub gotta pound that saiyan boipucci." - this is ridiculous. All joking aside, no this does not happen in canon.

This is my favorite collaboration with Creeperman129. Not sure it matches any of the first three collabs I did with DD for BYARM, but still. Really great stuff here. Creeperman's comedy has improved, but more importantly, he's become more ambitious and created more memorable plotlines than before that carry on across his sections. I think my own comedy is on point, particularly in sections 3, 4, 5, and 7. Those are my favorites. The fourth section is really beautiful, and now I'm considering writing Black as Blood as an epic poem in unrhymed pentameter because that's just so cool. I also really enjoyed the Beelzebub/Ledas subtext that was going on, as well as all the rants I was able to manage. So yeah, lots of great stuff going on in this one. I'm pleased and proud of what we accomplished here, but since this was a drunken non-canon story of mine, I won't be rating it.


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The KidVegeta Anthology
1: Were It So Easy2: Ground Up3: So Lonely At The Top4: Dragon Ball Z: In Requiem5: Sixth6: Slaved7: Womanhood8: A Mother's Love9: Derelict10: Dragonball KC11: The Redacted Scenes12: Dragon Ball Z: Cold Vengeance (Original draftFinal draft)13: Spindlerun: The Tale of Yajirobe14: The Anonymous Series15: Speedball16: Second-best17: Strength18: Separator19: Skulk20: Soup21: Scelerat22: Serial23: Slick24: Sovereign25: Dragonball lies in the old hat26: Ode to Dodoria27: Bitterly Bothered Brother28: KidVegeta's Theogony: From Silence to the Greater Kais‎‎29: Dragon Ball Z: The Forgotten (29.1 Prince Vegeta Saga29.2 Outbreak: Paved In Blood29.3 Lauto Saga29.4 Stomping Grounds Saga29.5 Planet Earth Saga29.6 Reunion Saga29.7 Forever Alone29.8 Fulfillment Saga29.9 Characters29.10 Who Are The Forgotten?29.11 Miscellaneous Information)30: Sink to the Bottom31: Bluestreaker32: Lionheart33: From Magic to Monsters34: Tyrant35: Be a Man36: Brave37: Yellow38: Sleep39: Prideful Demons Black40: The Watcher41: The Perfect Lifeform42: Ain't No Hero43: Dragon Ball: The Great War44: Glory45: Monster46: Burning Man47: Bonetown Blues48: Ergo Sum49: Suicide Missionary50: We'll Never Feel Bad Anymore51: Before Creation Comes Destruction52: Midnight City53: A Soundless Dark54: Scourge55: The Ballad of Dango56: Zarbon and Dodoria: A Love Story57: Thank the Eastern Supreme Kai for Girls58: A Shadow on the Wind59: I'm a Candy Man60: Down the Well-Worn Road61: Cool Cat62: Starfall63: Crushing Blue64: Black Dawn65: The Great Sushi-Eating Contest66: The Adventures of Beerus and Whis...IN SPACE!‎‎67: The Guacamole Boys Hit the Town‎‎68: Fin69: Nowhere to Go70: Not So Far71: Ice Age Coming72: Small73: Shame74: Untouchable75: A Demon Tale: Running Gags and Memes: The Movie76: Superior77: He's a Baaad Man78: Sandboys79: This is a contest story 80: A Space Christmas Story81: The One Where Bulma Goes Looking For Goku's Dragon Balls82: The Ginyu Force Chronicles83: Country Matters84: Chasing Oblivion85: Bardock's Some Hot Space Garbage and You're a Cuck86: The Story Without Any Cursing Except For This One Fuck And It's In The Title or (Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll Except Without Any Of The Sex)87: A Flap of the Wings88: Broccoli Tail89: Black as Blood90: Bi Arm or the One Where Baby is Actually A Rich Man or the Last One Of All the BYARMS91: One Chop Man92: Girl93: Twelve Majestic Lies94: Spaceball95: The Monster and the Maiden96: Mountain Bird97: A Quest for Booty98: Yaki the Yardrat's lecherous crime cartel, can Jaco and Strabbary stop it?99: Across the Universe100: His Majesty's Pet101: Destroyer of Universes102: The One with Several No Good Rotten Space Vermin103: The Scouring of Paradise104: To Kill a God-Emperor105: Extragalactic Containment Protocol106: Appetent Justice107: The Naptime Championships108: Really Big Scary Monsters109: Old Nishi110: He Needs Some Space Milk111: Filthy Monkeys112: The Mortal Flaw113: Leap114: Dyspo Sucks115: The Royal Exception116: Mushin117: Doctor Piggyboy118: The Space Taco Bandit119: The Big Book of Very Important Things (119.1: Why the supreme kai thinks there are only 28 planets in the universe by kidvegeta, esquire119.2: The raisin why supreme kai thinks theres only 28 planets119.3: Supreme kai why do you think there are only 28 planets pls respond119.4: Vegeta: The Tale of Chiaotzu119:5. Sweet Nothings About Cuber by KidVegeta and Destructivedisk119.6: ☉‿⊙119.7: The Part Where He Actually Blows Himself119.8: The truefacts tht hhyperzerling ssahhy119.9: Dragon Ball Supper119.10: A list of people yamcha's been intimate with)120: Memories of a Bloodless Thrall121: Lights of Zalama122: The Deathless Scraps123: Time-Eater124: Dragon Ball: The Mrovian Series: Hidden Memories of Chaiva125: Nineteen Assassins126: Welcome to Rapture127: Bean Daddy128: Zeta Male129: One Word From The Crane130: The Big Ugly131: The Legend of Upa132: Trickster is Meaningless133: Three Foolish Monkeys134: Killing General Copper135: One of Them136: The Swindler137: Softpetal138: How To Act Like a Professional Mercenary139: Insatiable140: The History of the Decline and Fall of the Planet Trade Organization141: Dragon Ball: Heart of the Dragon142: The Last Saiyan (141.1 Skyscrapers/Cloudchasers142.2 Roshi142.3 Edge Of The World142.4 Hail to the Thief142.5 Long Road Home)143: Community Roleplays (143.1 Dragon Ball: Future Imperfect (2nd Saga)143.2 No Way Out143.3 Vacation143.4 Cool Runnings143.5 What Role Will You Play?)144: Deleted Stories (144.1 Dragon Ball: Short Story Project)145: Final Thoughts
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