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Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation is a character featured in The (Possibly) Boney King of Nowhere, a story which was never ever written. As Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation's name suggests, he is a Namekian.

Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation
Piccolo
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Aliases/Nicknames: Thom Yorke's Fender Classic Series '72 Telecaster Deluxe Electric Black Guitar
Homeworld: Planet Namek
Species: Namekian
Gender: Ambiguous
Hair Color: Bald
Position: Guardian of Earth, Professional Money Launderer
Family
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OverviewEdit

AppearanceEdit

Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation is quite green, with two pointy antennae and buggy eyes, not to mention arms, legs, torso, and a neck commonly found in Namekian bipeds. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation sometimes wears his rugby clothes when being guardian of the Earth because since Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation is in charge, Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation can do whatever Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation wants. Other times, Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation likes to dress up as Mr. Popo when Mr. Popo isn't around.

PersonalityEdit

Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation is a very nice person because Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation likes to be around people. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation is very unaware of humans and their customs, leading to countless hilarious misunderstandings between Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation, Jolee, and Kindler. Despite being a purebred Namekian, Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation occasionally likes to eat food. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation's favorite place to eat at is Subway, because Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation finds Jared to be the best guy on television.

HistoryEdit

Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation grew up on Namek and then New Namek later on. On Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation's homeplanet, Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation led an exciting life as the captain of the local rugby team. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation's team did well, and though they won only one time (going 1-15), they were reportedly Guru's most beloved team; Guru was said to have rooted for them every game, despite them losing all but one. The single game they won was against a team that consisted of Dende, Cargo and some other third person. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation's team of twenty five members was able to narrowly escape with a victory, winning 15-14. After that, Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation gave up Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation's life as a professional rugby player, instead focusing on the importance of being an Ajisa farmer.

Becoming quite successful once again, Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation turned to the nemesis of Namek; Moori. Under Guru's strict counsel, Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation started a petition to have Moori go away. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation was able to get the support of all Guru's men (consisting of solely Nail) and all of Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation old rugby buddies. However, Dende was able to gain the support of two or three other Namekians and in a swiftly dramatic, passionate vote was able to stay off the petition's might. Needless to say, this was when Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation acquired a most important nickname; Thom Yorke's Fender Classic Series '72 Telecaster Deluxe Electric Black Guitar.

Thom Yorke's Fender Classic Series '72 Telecaster Deluxe Electric Black Guitar was now about to make a major upheaval of the Namekian political system when Frieza arrived. Frieza blew up Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation pretty darn good, so Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation remained dead for a long time.

After being revived by the Dragon Balls, Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation travelled to earth because Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation was a Namekian and there were other Namekians on Earth. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation met nice people such as Kindler and Jolee there, and helped them work on important Nigerian money laundering schemes.

Future ImperfectEdit

Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation appears in the extremely well-written roleplay, Dragon Ball: Future Imperfect as the strongest character in that story. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation is often hailed as the king of rugby by other characters. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation is first introduced when Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation magically appears to give Charlie energy for his attack. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation then explores a house for a while before coming.

Later, Mr. Popo telepathically communicates with Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation and reveals that he has chosen Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation to become the Guardian of Earth, much to the chagrin of some random ancestor of Master Roshi. As Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation's first act as Guardian, Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation declared a worldwide rugby day, which was a grand success since everyone participated in it because they had to. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation later gets hungry even though Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation is a Namekian and goes to eat at subway.

After eating at subway, Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation spots a paint can. However, before Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation can inspect it too much, Charlie (undesirable #1) calls him through telepathy. Charlie then goes into a long rant about how the world is unfair and how Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation needs to fix it. At this point, Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation finds out that Charlie is some kind of alien (an alleged GOOD alien) and deems it a great plot twist to the story. Upon the alien prodding Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation further to tell the government that he isn't a threat, Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation becomes distressed, and realizes that Charlie is just another voice in his head. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation screams to Mr. Popo to make it stop, but it is unknown if Popo actually intervenes.

In Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation's distress, Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation had dropped the paint can. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation picked it back up after the voice of Charlie was no longer bothering him. Then, Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation inspected the inside of the paint can. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation noticed the paint can was empty, except for some dried paint. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation noticed the paint was green, which shocked Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation quite a bit. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation surmised that the green paint had to be the facilitator of Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation's origins.

Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation studied the paint can further until Jarako (the great ancestor of Roshi, whom Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation had been feuding with to become the new Guardian of Earth) attacked Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation was overcome by his insidious attack of red paint. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation quickly became a Konatsian, growing a mane of hair, red skin, and a thick, long penis. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation was damaged greatly by this, but as Jarako began to attack Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation again, Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation revealed a secret. Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation suddenly exploded, revealing Mr. Popo in Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation's place. Was Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation always Mr. Popo? Was Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation even a Namekian? Who knows (I do).

AwardsEdit

  • Cool Page of the Week - Winner:
Krillin (Dragon Ball) Gi Cool Page of the Week Award

This page, Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation, has been the Cool Page of the Week on the Dragon Ball Fanon Wiki! Congratulations!

  • 2014 Official Dragon Ball Fanon Wiki Awards - Best Characters (nominee).

TriviaEdit

  • Like all Namekians, Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation's name is based off of a musical instrument.
  • Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation nickname was Thom Yorke's Fender Classic Series '72 Telecaster Deluxe Electric Black Guitar, which is also based on an instrument, keeping in line with all Namekian names.
  • The picture at the top of this page is not actually of Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation. It is a picture of Piccolo. However, the two are similar enough in apperance for the picture to be appropriate.
  • Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation's use of the phrase Kupaianaha shows that he enjoys Hawaiian culture a lot. How Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation became knowledgeable to Hawaiian culture is unknown.
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