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This story is about a few of the DBZ characters going to the Jerry Show.

Jerry Springer.
Chapter 1: Is Goten My Son?????[]
[GOKU AND CHI-CHI ARE IN THEIR HOME. IT IS AROUND THE TIME AFTER KID BUU WAS KILLED.]
Goku: Chi-Chi, I've been wondering....................
Chi-Chi: What is it Goku?
Goku: Well.................. I'm not so sure.....................
Chi-Chi: What, Goku??? Spit it out!
Goku: Well.................................................... Is Goten my son???
Chi-Chi: What are you talking about??? Of course he's your son!
Goku: Well, I don't remember impregnating you, that's all.
Chi-Chi: Oh man, I thought monkeys had good memory, WOW!
Goku: Monkey??? *Says softly* Don't go Freiza on me, bitch, I'm not a monkey!
Chi-Chi: WHAT DAFUQ DID YOU SAY!?!?!?!?!?!
Goku: Oh nothing, nothing.
Chi-Chi: Let me jog your memory.
[CHI-CHI HAS A BRIEF FLASHBACK. THE FLASHBACK IS AROUND WHEN THE Z FIGHTERS PREPARED FOR THE CELL GAMES. GOKU IS SEEN IN HIS SSJ FORM]
Goku: *Grabs Chi-Chi's shoulders* Hey Chi-Chi, it's been a while since we've had some ALONE time.......... hehe
Chi-Chi: *Blushes* Oh it has, Goku.
Both of them giggle. They go to the bedroom. Goku's theme plays while they're in the bedroom. Get it? ;)
[FLASHBACK IS OVER.]
Goku: Eh............... I don't remember that.
Chi-Chi: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
[THE TWO ARGUE FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT]
Gohan: *Is sitting on a table* Man, they've been at it for a while
Goten: *Is sitting too* Yeah. I think they're arguing that I'm even their son.
Gohan: -_- You're not my brother?! *Gets up on chair* I KNEW IT!
Goku: CHI-CHI STOP!
Chi-Chi: Huh???
Goku: I know something that will end this. THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 2: Off To The Jerry Show![]
[GOKU AND CHI-CHI ARE ON THE JERRY SHOW]

Goku and Chi-Chi getting ready for the show.
Jerry: So some guy name Goku has no idea where his son came from. He doubts he's even his son! Let's see this story!
Goku is seen on the big screen
Goku: That kid, Goten. To tell you the truth, I don't think Goten's my son. I don't even remember having sex with Chi-Chi! I don't! Hey, I've been dead for 7 years, there's no telling where that pussy has been in those years!
Chi-Chi is then seen on the big screen next
Chi Chi: Goku's SOOO stupid! Of course Goten's his son, they look EXACTLY the same! I remember it all! He did me as a SUPER SAIYAN! You think that didn't hurt?! Well, it did!!!
Chi-Chi is on the chair
Jerry: Now guys, let's welcome, Goku!
Goku comes out
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku: Oh, fuck alla y'all! *Sticks middle finger at everybody*
Crowd: *Gets quiet*
Goku: *Sits on chair*
Jerry: So, Goku, you don't think Goten's your son???
Goku: Nope. I don't remember having sex with Chi-Chi.
Chi-Chi: Don't listen to him, Jerry. Goku has the memory of an elephant!
Goku: I'm not an Elephant, I'm a Monkey! See my tail?!............... Oh yeah, it got cut off :/
Chi-Chi: See what I mean?! I married an idiot! He's an uneducated bastard!!!
Crowd: *Laughs*
Goku: I've been dead for 7 years. For all I know, she coulda been fucking Jerry!
Crowd: OOH!
Jerry: Lemme see a picture of Goten.
Chi-Chi: *Hands picture*
Jerry: Are you kidding, Goku?! He looks exactly likes you! He has the same hair and clothes as you! He's a little YOU!
Chi-Chi: EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!
Goku: Well, that doesn't mean anything!
Jerry: Well, we're about to see who Goku thinks is Goten's dad. His name's Vegeta!
Chi-Chi: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Chapter 3: Vegeta's Goten's Dad???[]
Vegeta walks in, crowd cheers
Jerry: So Vegeta, did you have sex with Chi-Chi???
Vegeta: No, I didn't. I have my own wife and son.
Goku: Yeah! But I knew if I died Vegeta would be a rebound!
Crowd: OOH!
Vegeta: Why would I want to have sex with her??? My wife is hotter AND richer! WAY better than that poor woman!
Chi-Chi: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Goku: *Gets up* Oh, no! You will NOT insult my wife!
Vegeta: Are you serious?! You're in here because you think she cheated on you! Now you're defending her?!
Goku: Well, at least I have a good woman, not some spoiled rich bitch!
Crowd: OOH!
Vegeta: WHAT?! *Engages in hand-to-hand combat with Goku*
Jerry: WTF??? How do they fight so fast?!?!
Crowd: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Goku and Vegeta go SSJ, fly a hole through the roof, they continue fighting in the air
Jerry: HOW DAFUQ DID THEY DO THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Chi-Chi: Well, *gets up* I'm going home! *Walks away*
THE END!