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my story takes place in the cell games saga:
after a long struggle Cell has defeated his opponent who his body has vaporized from this world then he killed vegeta.
Picollo: Now that Vegeta's dead, there's no one left with the strength to defeat Cell...
Tien: ...I should have really been training more... Instead of wasting my time watching re-runs of "Dexter", man I love that show~!
Krillin: Uhh, Tien, now isn't the time for your nonsense...
Picollo: Silence! The both of you! I have a plan. (Instant Transmissions away)
Krillin: WTF?!
Tien: Did he just abandon us?
Krillin: That green goblin asshole!
Yamcha: (Steadily sneaking off)
Tien: If I get out of this alive! I swear I'm going to find Picollo and rip his god damn antennae off his head!!
Picollo: (Returns with a can in hand) I'm back.
Krillin: ... Where the hell did you go?!
Picollo: I went to go ask Chi Chi for a can of Heavy Duty Raid!
Tien: Eh?
Picollo: It's for Cell.
Krillin: WTH...?
Picollo: I figured since the slogan for Raid is "Kill Bugs Dead!" this would work out fine...
Tien: Y-You think Cell is a insect?
Picollo: Well he does look insect in nature...
Krillin: That spray isn't going to do shit!
Cell: Muhahaha! You think a can of spray with an active ingredient of Carcinogen will kill me! You fool!
Picollo: It could cause cancer...
Krillin: That could take years!!
Tien: Who said he could even be affected by diseases!
Picollo: Who said he couldn't?
Cell: I do!
Picollo: Silence! (Sprays Cell in the face)
Cell: Blargh!! You sprayed me in the face while my mouth is open! Pbbtt! Why the hell does it have a lemon taste to it!
Picollo: I'ts lemon scented...
Cell: Arghh!! Why the hell is it lemon scented?! It's death in a can!!
Tien: Chi Chi has a pest problem?
Picollo: Yea, those roaches are as big as a baseball...
Tien: Goku should really call a professional to handle that...
Picollo: He tried to kill them using small ki blasts... He didn't really think that one through...... He's an idiot...
Tien: W-Wait a minute... You were able to Instant Transmission... but instead of getting us help... You grabbed a bottle of fucking raid!!
Cell: Yea...?
Tien: Krillin!
Krillin: Destructo Disc! (Tosses it at Picollo and severs his head)
Picollo: ...
Tien: (Grabs Picollo's head and tears off his antennae) Take that you damn green goblin!
Cell: Argh!! My eyes are burning! I can't see!!
Krillin: Uhhh.. Should we help him?
Tien: Yea, I got just the thing... Hey Cell! I can fix your eyes for you. With a bit of laser surgery, you'll be as good as new! Sit still. (Charges up a Tri-beam)
Krillin: Ohhh...
Cell: I need some water to flush out my eyes!! Arghgh!!
Krillin: Where the hell is yamcha? Yamcha: (has disappeared)
and that's how Cell was defeated by Tien and Krillin.