And now, a word from the authors about this piece of literature:
This was a mistake-TUN
Bardock was infamous for conquering many planets in the name of the planet trade organization, but in addition to cqonuering the lands themselves, he would also conquer, consensually, the planets sexually active occupents. noot just the females, because sometimes species dont have ladies, and sometimes if youre a saiyan you just need to mix it aup a bit, yiou know? Anyways, many a tempeting tasteful space harlot would find themselves in the receiving end of his mighty saiyan cock, which he called his democracy poker.
Bardoock find himself abiove a particularly lavcious creature, a sultry cuboid with multiple tentacles as appendages and makings on its surface that could only generously be described a s aface.
Bardock moved his eyes across her lovly, angular form, as his rection throbbed mightily neath his tights. His eyes could not locate any visible hole for fucking, but that wasnt enough to stop a fucking badass like bardock.
“I can make this work” he muttered to himself, above the unfuckable piece of geometry. Lustily, he tore into her with his erectcock, like when you try to jam a usb cable into something but it doesnt work so you turn it around so it still doesn’t work.
Bardock ventually blew his mighty load into her, cause even a badass saiyan cant hold it for very long while looking at all those sexy vertices.
“Yeah baby” bardock said, which was appropriate since he just impregnated her with his hot saiyan load.
“Brilliant show mate” fasha holding two fingers in her puse (no clit shown), she like this kinda partayy very much and sof roth and so on.
“I’ve got my dick wet so many times these aliens give me all sorts of STGIs…… i don’t like it rawr!” Bardock the gorilla tore off his cock with one mighty hand and threw the limp dicc on the ground. It was at this point that Toma rushed over to the small paeanis. He picked it up with his yellow disgusting teeth like my baby momma from the state of hungary. Then borgos took a dicc pic w/ toma nd bardocks ween. It was wonderful. Then borgos u no he’s a fat one right yea he got real hungry. Shugesh is the other porker on the team and he is a fat one and he is a hungry one. So they take bardock’s limp penis and throw it on the grill.
“Something smell’s good. Tee-hee, ahahaheeheehee!” Bardock’s glee was immistakable like a blowjob from a fish that ur good m8 holds for u as u pump ur hips.
“/yeah we got a cook on”toma complained.
“Heeh it’s a small one,” gasha grunted.
Obsequious as a tailor in a pub on Eldridge and Pave, Shugesh got on his knees. “Please, Borgos, I beg of thee.”
Borgos stood proud and folded his arms. One still held a spatula for flippin the sizzlin cock. “Go on, peasant, speak. Iam your god now.”
“I want the helmet side, please mate. Please, i dun ask for much, but i want bardocks helmet bloody fuckin hell mate.”
“Ok nu t but only bc u asked nicely.”
B say dinners reddy. Shugest get frist pick and then he goes hum diddly yum yum and dtakes a bite out of the penis like a chicken wing.
“Heh bardock never thought id have ur cock in me mouth”
“Shugesh shut ur whore whole this is not a time to joke” bardock was bleeding everywhere.
st“Dont we have a planet to destroy fascha said while twiddling her enormous clit”
“We dont destroy planets we just kill everyone on them, dummy” the uh, the fat one said.
“Right okay well, i dont want to kill my baby momma so lets just murder everone else” bardock said.
Bardock flew to the planet’s capital and killed thier leader with an energy vlast () his name was circus charlie btw)
Also toma, faschism, and the other ones killed some people too i guess. They tried to avoid killing ardock’s baby momma but they all looked the same to them because they were racist so they mightve fucked up
But they didnt. Bardock and his crew flew off to tell frieze of their work while bardock suddenly remembered that his dick had been cut off.
Meanwhile sphagetti (that was her name” the rectangular temtress that bardock had seeded was about to produce his son cause her species isnt pregnant for long.
First she performed the dance of birth to prepare her orrifice for the baby, which was not the same oridif cthat bardock had stick his dick into. Tehen the baby burst forth from her in a horific fountain of blood and bodily orgams. His mom immediately died for unrelated reasons and he was left the last survivor of his spceies.
This is really happening this is really happening theres blood all over the floor take the money and run take the money.
“Im alive wheeee!!” said child of sphagget. My half-brother likes to rub his erect penis on inside of a human’s vaginal cavity to produce offspring!!
Then he slimed away like one of those cretins in sonikfan’s only story he ever wrote.
I want to eat all of these people before we leave, complained the borgos.
Borgos there’s no time
The seed is strong” came the voice of Wildeerbark Javerdine. He was of the lesser celadine, though not quite of the stock of stockfish or jackfruitboi.
“Cheap sex nd sad films help me get back in ur arms,” bardock pined for sphagget.
He yearned for her like he yearned for fish fand finger pie. But lets not get graphic here liets not get crazy ok shits
Shits: <TOGETHER> Okay!!
Ok we real now. We real deep. We real deep. Ice age comin’ bitches. Ice up son.
He was a tiny little space shrew, a tiny little imp of sorts, with a wispy tiny beard, he’s so cute and ancient and what a shrew. But wise and wise for bardock and crew. “I said we real let me hear u speak bitches nothin means something but somethin doesnt mean nothin.”
“I have one opinion and one opinion only,” Bardock said.
“Dont do it daddy.” fasha painting her nails and such.
“I will cunt.”
“Ayy, that’s right. I could smell her cunts from here.” That was Geiko ythe space gecko. “I’ll get a right peek on her soon enough. Onlyu a right cunt deserves a cunt like that.” and he wrinkles his nose in disgust and whatnot he’ wathcinfr om afar waiting for time 2 make his move.
Fuck it, i dont even care
Its 30 years in the futuere or whatever, and pasta (thats his name) got into a spacebpod off of his shitty planet to go search for his long lost brother which he knew he had, cause barock was a pimp who didn’t use consdoms.
Pasta was a horrible amalgom of angular cuboid structure and loosely-fitting, droopy saiyan flesh, hanging off of his abomitable form. But he was pretty okay with that.
He landed on earth, just after goku &copmpany defeated buu and turned him into a small indian child
The derspicable creature landed in front of kami house (kiame house?) and climbed out of his pod, slithiering his patheitic form into the sand.
“Goku, im your borther” he said. Goku ws eating while master roshi was investigating some tasty baps. “Holy shit, what is that, kill it with fire” the pig said.
“Shut up, you’re a pigman and you’re alos like 12” the cat said.
“Gee fella, what the fuck are you,” goku said, stopping whatever it was he was doing.
“Im your brothr, pasta,” a gurgling pustule on pasta’s vast pulsating mass spurted.
“Hey gayhan, come over here and meet your uncle” goku said. But gohan didnt come because he sucks.
Goku always wanted a brother. Then he could’ve played monster rain with him but now it was too late for that.
there was this shark his name was Barnaby he was good at scrivening my sister went to him all the time to get workerd on. Suddenly turtle jr. was swimming in the sea looking to get scrabs like his papi had. There are huge majestic tuna in the sea and they cum everywhere. in the water um gets everywhere thats a life lesson i leanred when i was 13. All the fish are swimming with their mouths open they drink each others cum all day
A seamonkey went up his uthrethra
There was a scary scark and he was comin for turt. Jr. but at the last second some crusty old sailor caught him and hoisted him up look how wonderful a hunter he is, hes a real man he’s got courage and strength pls mate with him asap
His name was Smoker’s Beard and he was an emulsive strawberry surprise. He took a pretty selfie with the shark hanging from the mast of his ship. Smoker’s Beard made sure to hold a rifle, dress himself up in a sleeping bag, and have his erect penile instrument poking out as well. IT was a wonderful pic and afterwards he threw the shark carcass back into the sea he had no use for it anymore.
None of that had anyhting to do with pasta who was currently clithering along the ground towards his niece goahn, wanting to give him a big ol uncley hug
Goahn was totally gine with his weird ass uncle but videl didnt want anyone touching her previous girlfriend. Videl was gregnant with her child so she was filled with saiyan power. She fired a big fetus laser frmo her baby bump that turned pasta intos omething that was even shbittier than he was before because noe he was dead.
“Holy shit” go0ku said, standing over the ruined corpse of his brother, except he didnt have a hole in his chest this time and it was a fetuss fault instead of piccolo
Speaking of piccolo, piccolo was knealing down on the ground, eating a handful of sand like a fuckin badass
Then pasta shit himself out of every single hole which was a lot because hei was like 70% hole
A red cunts hair is the thinnest and shortest of all cunts hairs. From the sands of roshis shore pasta shit and his shit was magica cuz his mom was a kai or something idk
In cloud cuckoo land lived a man named Desmond. He was an amiable man of the most noble visage and persona. He was, in a matter of words, a commisurate poo-ppoo platter. His barrow is bigger than this girl Shawn-queese i know at school.
Happy ever after, Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face, and in the evening, he’s actually a little clown named dango. Now i know what ur saying, how can he do this to his wife and go out at night and party while she has to stay hom and bake kfinger pies and whatnot but its not like that homely, its not
He was supposed to welcome basta to earth uz pasta is one of those alien fuckers dont wantn hi to ble owl aip the earth. And if u blow up the earth well what can i see u gotta problem so thats why they send in the clowns aka dango. Dango like d to baint his pretty face. He carried around a puppet he called Swag and Pepper, based on an old chinese child addicted to opium, it’s really a great analogy to something a long time ago. When dd and I wrote about Swag and Pepper I was taking a class on asain world history and all that boring shit. Ut now i dont study china but Swag and Pepper still smokes his opium its cirlce of lie.
“He stuck his hand up Swag n Peppers puppet hole and did ventriloquism with small chinese child of old man with a pony tail and oopium mustache. He was gonna go cheer pasta up its not everyday u find out ur a bastard child. That was when dango ran into future tournament announcer dude who was in cloud cuckoo land 2, which is a cumshot away from Limbo, HZ’s fav dead place to go for all his character. Hes a sadomachichist and he likes when naked girls hold weapons or are being mated by large monster-like cretures. HZ has weird fetishes like that, but his worst fiesthis imo is his love of naked girsl being swallowed by big tentacle aliens and somehow that makes him cum wtf
“Tights and bulma r the puse,” tourney reminded him
Desmond the dango boy couldnt disagree “ya they hot but i gotta cum inside someone else
That was when space juice karived and raped desmond through the anus and it came out his mouth and he was spinning him around like a hog on a stick while salza warmed him up from behind oh no desmond died he cant save the fucking mistake festus little shit kaisaiyan hybrid thing idevk what this shit storys about
Turn of tun (for real)
Holy shit is hz really into that
I really am a perfect caucasian chinese george harrison then We’re keeping this all in btw
Beerus came down from the sky and looked at all was happening, and he was not pleased. Also whis was there, and he brought vados along, because he was in vados-ing her pussy with his blue penis, or bepis.9+
Beerus got really angry at all this stupid bullshit so he pointed his finger and used that one bullshit move from xenoverse 2 where it takes away all your stamina like wtf
Meanwhile whis and vados were peeing on each other cause thats what they were into and you just have to deal with taht
The beam hit gohan in the tit and he fucking died. Then the fuckin puppet exploded on an island 4 miles away and yamcha shit himself and died.
U know how beerus and whis and shit are named after drinks? Well if their names were based on wht they actaully drank whis and vados’s names would be Piss 1 and Piss 2.
Well we’re the human race, we’re gotta partayy outta this place.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck jeepers mmmcock,” his name was Debra he wore a trainer bra, brah
No he wasnt another velma whose red cunts hairs are shorter than dango. He made this little shit called bumblee how the fuck can he even fly hes not really fat though but hes got wee horns so that counts for something right
“Baby baby boy baby boy baby,” complained Kukajabaram y favorite of all the lumpy lawn gnomes “i need a potato face cum baby”
“Ive got my roomkey in the car, why dnt u lube my pistol” complained Issssss. Brck. Montgomery was wondering where Issss. Brck. was but he cund tind find him so what can you do sometings u gotta cum by urself.
When chiharu slept on top of me she was like bitch rub ur dick against my puse and im like wtf whered that come from ur a crazy half-japanese girl she did it to me every time except the last time when
Now i know what ur sayin, he hasn’t referenced the Guac!! Shut fcuk ur mouth bitch titits. Ok so abo and kado are like a pair of lesbians right, they both enjoy scissoring and something else lesbians like. My cousin is a lesbian. She married another lesbian. She’s kinda hot but her wife isn’t. Why am I more attracted to my cousin than her wife, that’s a question for my next section.
Abo and Kado were walking down the road when suddenly they got a great idea. It involved Tarble a blow torch and one of those inflatable tubes. “I took atrip down to mexico with my father and brother, Abo,” kado said real pleasntly. “U cnt ever rely know how cn u ever rly know”
“Ya,” Abo agreed, bouncing his belly and fucking his pucci hard with a thumb. “Thats the trip we had our first threesome!”
“U cunt evr know u cnt evr rly know,” Abo said real pleasantly.
“Ya” Abo agreed, “my cunny tastes like honey.”
“Im the big boy now” beerus said as he proceed to fuckin kill evey eonse except goku, who he also kiilled
“I want no fuckin part of this shit anymore”
Beerus got really into this shite while he destroyed all the z fighters and then decided to destroy earth as well cause hed already takn some chnks out of it in the rpocess. I meant to type chunks im not racist.
Beerus got so charged up with power that his hair started to grow back sop he wasn’t a hairless cat anymore hewas a big ol snuggy fluffy boy now while he proceeded to murder the fuck out of the solar system.+
He destroyed neptune because fuck neptune tbh
Then he blew up the milkey way or the north galaxy or whatever they call it in this shit. Take that broly you fuckin cunt all uir movies sucked xept like 5 mintues of the first one
Then berus blew up the phole universe except whis swung his cock around and hit his head with a trickle of pee and beerus was mad beause pee is really hard to get out of fur
And we say we’re in love with all of it. And we say what can we say?
It was a faraway world where the rumored baby boy Gucci Gnocchi was being cared for by his grand-pappy’s uncle Sebastian the Starchild. He had a sailor’s beard all yellow and grey and he liked to lick salt off his lips. Once upon a time there was a saiyan named Bardock he was a low-class piece of space trash and also a doctor in some dubs bu thats a bit of controversy so well not go ther
“Once upon a time I fucked SEbastian’s little sister when she was about 120 years old her pucci dry as
“Ok we get it,” say goku “get to the god part i wanna ride the hsfat”
“Haha then he’ll be shafted,” beerus said amused “did u hear that whis i need mu pudding asap”
Gucci Gnocchi liked to climb the steps and chase space babboons and surf on space coconuts and fondle his grand-papi grand ucnle King Sebastian of the Starchilds beard.
Yu hear that pasta ur not the only bastard of my loins!!
Pasta squealed and cummed for his daddy, bardock threw some sand on him for good measure.
“Where my bastard brother i wanna see him and then we can
“Ull never see him u little shit bardock muttered, “ curse u pasta i gotta yell now!!” he step back make a blue energy ball. “Curse u……………………………. PASTA!!!”
One time my friend mr. q said he dont like pasta i like what nigga u 4 real who doesnt like pasta and he replied maybe a dango ate ur baby cunt.