Aqan Overwhelmed, episode 13 of DBTNEdit
Narrator:Gotenks is beating Aqan easily! But does Aqan have any more tricks up his sleeve?
Gotenks:Meh, this is so easy.
Aqan:Really?!?! (GETS UP)
Aqan:MOSQUITO SWARM!!!! (HOLDS HIS HANDS OUT AND FIRES MILLIONS OF BLACK KI-BLASTS)
(GOTENKS SEEMS TO BE CATACHING THEM SO FAST HIS ARMS DISSAPEAR)
Aqan:HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!? FULL POWER SWARM!!! (HIS MUSCLES ENGORGE AND HE FIRES EVEN MORE)
Gotenks:UNWISE, AQAN!! HA!!! (THE BLAST COVERED GOTENKS EXPLODES AND ALL THE BLASTS SWIVEL OFF)
Gotenks:Its over, Aqan.
Aqan:IT'S NOT OVER TILL IT'S OVER!!!! WIND FURY!!!!!!
Aqan:HAAAAAA!!! (RUSHES TOWARDS GOTENKS AT AMAZING SPEED AND PUNCHES HIM IN THE STOMACH)
(AQAN KICKS GOTENKS INTO A STONE PILLAR AND STARTS USING FULL POWER SWARM ON THE PILLAR)
(GOTENKS EMERGES FROM THE PILLAR UNKNOWN TO AQAN AND TELEPORTS BEHIND HIM)
Aqan:Hm? (LOOKS OVER SHOULDER AND GETS PUNCHED STRAIGHT INTO THE SAME PILLAR GOTENKS WAS IN)
Narrator:On the Lookout..
Old Kai:We might win!! We WILL WIN!!!
(UUB IN THE MIDST OF EVERYONE CHEERING IS FROWNING)
Korin:Everyone, settle down! Aqan is toying with Gotenks!
Dende:How?! Gotenks is completely destroying Aqan!
Uub:I've got a bad feeling too, Korin...
Old Kai:All of you are lazy bums! (TAKES A DIRTY MAGAZINE OUT AND STARTS READING IT)
Narrator:Back to the scene of the fight...
Aqan:DIE! (IS FLINGING BLASTS EVERYWHERE LEFT TO RIGHT)
Gotenks:Well, Aqan, Whats wrong?
Aqan:Grrr... YOU SHALL PAY!!! NOVA SWARM!! (HE EXPLODES WITH ENERGY, AND GOTENKS IS PUSHED BACK)
Gotenks:That hurt... sort of.
Aqan:YOU'RE JUST ASKING FOR IT NOW!!!
Gotenks:Meh.... (IS DRINKING A SMOOTHIE AND READING A "PARRY HOTTER" BOOK)
Aqan:Grrr... WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE! YOU SHALL DIE!!!
(AQAN TELEPORTS INFRONT OF GOTENKS AND TRIES TO LAND A HIT, BUT GOTENKS DODGES THEM ALL STILL READING HIS BOOK AND DRINKING AN SMOOTHIE)
Gotenks:(SLURP) Oh god, Parry, don't do i--
(GOTENKS GETS HIT AND IS PUSHED THROUGH A MOUNTAIN)
Aqan:Yes! Thats what a real warrior can d---
(GOTENKS TELEPORTS BEHIND AQAN AND BLASTS HIM IN THE BACK, AQAN TURNS AROUND, STAGGERING BACK)
Aqan:AGH!! You.. shall... PAY!!!! Mosquito SWARM!!!
(GOTENKS UPPERCUTS AQAN AND PUNCHES HIM IN THE STOMACH, HE IS SENT FLYING)
Gotenks:Foiled again. (SEEMS TO BE SIPPING A SMOOTHIE AGAIN)
Aqan:WATCH THIS!!! WIND FURY!!!! HA!!! (RUSHES TOWARDS GOTENKS AT AMAZING SPEED ONLY TO BE PUNCHED IN THE STOMACH SENT FLYING AGAIN)
Gotenks:When you're happy in you know it stomp your feet. (STOMPS FEET)
Aqan:All he does... is... TALK!!!! (SMOKE COMES OUT FROM HIS HOLES ON HIS SHOULDERS, HE IS TRANSFORMING)
Aqan:AGHHH!! RAGHG!HG! (EXPLODES WITH A PURPLE AURA)
(OUT FROM THE SMOKE COMES A SHORTER, MUCH MORE SKINNY AQAN)
Aqan:Aqan squish you.
Gotenks:Did... he just get mentally retarded?
Aqan:Aqan kill! Aqan kill!
Narrator:On the lookout...
Old Kai:Is that... Kid Aqan?
Korin:Hes faking it to scare Gotenks off! Gotenks knows how powerful Kid Buu was!
Kibito Kai:Can i say something?
Old Kai:Fap fap fap fap (STILL READING MAGAZINE)
Narrator:Back at the scene of the fight....
Aqan:Curses! (TURNS BACK INTO REGULAR AQAN)
Aqan:Just... shut up, ok?!
Gotenks:Prepare for you're final en-- ooh i've got a good new move! Wait no that ones too weak...
Gotenks:That one was bad...
Aqan:Oh my frigging god...
Gotenks:AHA! GALACTIC DISK!! (FORMS A DISK IN HIS HAND AND THROWS IT)
Aqan:Watch this! (CATCHES THE DISK)
Aqan:What? I caught it!
(GOTENKS FORMS HIS HAND INTO A FIST, THE DISK EXPLODES)
(GOTENKS TELEPORTS BEHIND AQAN AND KNEES HIS BACK, AQAN FALLS DOWN)
Aqan:You..... hey.... hmmm..
Gotenks:What? Too scared to get up?
Aqan:What's 4 divided by 2?
Gotenks:What does that have to do with anything? 2!
Aqan:Uhm.... 6 divided by 1?
Gotenks:6! If you're done now Babuu.. hey... wait... Why would Baby and Buu fuse anyway? What are you?
Aqan:YES!!! VICTOR--- Ahem..... Let me explain (GETS UP)
Narrator:Aqan's mood seems to have brightened! Does Aqan have one more trick to use to his advantage? Find out on the next episode of The New Generation!!