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Hey there. I decided to write this due to not really doing anything on here in a while, and because I was bored. So ta-freaking-daaaah.
There once was a Namek named Nail
who went out to get Guru's mail.
He looked up and saw
and stared at in awe
the mighty Oregon Trail.
He was given a keyboard and mouse
and the screen showed a girl with a blouse.
The game said to play
and he was bored that day,
so he took the game back to the house.
Guru was very surprised
to see a game from 1985.
He yelled at Nail
to go get the mail
and decided to give it a try.
Nail left and Guru started playin'.
He died on the very first day in.
He nerd raged and sighed
because he had died
and now he needed to win.
Nail came back later that day
to find Guru playing away.
Nail asked for a turn
but was told to learn
To respect Guru, or not get paid.
Nail said that he made no money
and that Guru was acting funny.
Guru said to shut up,
refused to get up,
and punched Nail right in the tummy.
Nail doubled over in pain
and said Guru was very vain.
Guru didn't care,
his crew was eaten by bears.
All he heard was Nail complain.
Then suddenly a bright light shone
all over Guru's throne.
He asked, "What is this?!?"
Then realized: "OH PISS,"
"I should've had my guy flown."
The game shot up in the air
and shone the light everywhere.
Guru rage quitted
and then ammitted
maybe his selfishness wasn't fair.
The game disappeared
and Nail look quite dear.
He asked, "Is that true?"
"Of course not," said Guru.
"Now go out and get me some beer."