Dragon Ball What If

Grandpa Gohan: Goku what are you doing!

Goku: rahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Grandpa Gohan: If i can only find i way to cut off his tail for good (He Runs to the House quickly he finds a Machete) Im sorry goku this will only hurt a bit

Goku: Notices what Grandpa Gohan has in his hands and Goes After Him with all force

Grandpa Gohan: Nooooo!!! Goku! Please Stop its me Grandpa (it was to late Goku stomps on Grandpa Gohan only leaving ashes in the air)

Next Morning Goku wakes up near a river along the side of Grandpa Gohans house finding his self naked he runs into the house finds some clothing he puts them on quickly

Goku: aha fanally took that pesent off my back all he did was make my mission harder Goku this Goku that what a fool iam not no Goku iam Kakarot the low class saiyan warrior! (Kakarot hears some noise comming closer) what is that? a human i see

Bulma: Hey! hey! Kid (the girl stops in front of kakarot happly but kakarot is filled with hate)

Kakarot(Goku): You Fool! move out of my way (pushing the girl to the side) ha or i will just have to kill you like im suppose to

Bulma: ouch! Hey Kid! i dont know who you are or you think you are but i will smack your little face to the ground

Kakarot(Goku): How cute a bitch trying to act up with me so any last words?

Bulma: Ooo you brat (she runs at kakarot but runs right into his fist which knocks her to the ground and leaves her crying

Kakarot(Goku): ahahaha shut up women stand up and fight if u wish ( Kakarot grab's the girl by her neck with his little hand choking her at the same time and lets her go kicking her to the ground)

Bulma: Please stop im sorry im sorry i called you a brat and try to smack you (crying in tears begging Kakarot to stop)

Kakarot(Goku): You are more worthless than that old guy you should be a shame of yourself

Bulma: (the dragon balls yah maby he wont kill me if i tell them about them) well if you kill me you will never find the dragon balls!

Kakarot(goku): Dragon balls? what are you talking about human you just want to die quicker dont you

Bulma: (ooh man hes really mad now) the dragon balls are powerful balls spreaded around earth

Kakarot(Goku): (walks closer to the girl) stand up when you speak to me women (she quickly stands up in millitary possition scared for her life) tell me more about this dragon balls you speak of

Bulma:(yes its working) well thers 7 dragon balls once you find them all you can make one wish sounds cool right (the girl slowly turns happy talking)

Kakarot(Goku): (Magic balls yes sounds interesting the human leads me to the balls and i make the wish to be immortal) take that grin out of your face (the girl jumps up quickly changing her expression to serious) okay human you take me to the balls then ill spare your life

Bulma: (yay im not gunna die) Alright! lets get started but first whats your name please dont be mad?

Kakarot(Goku): I make the orders around hear! i might look small but i think you already know what im capable of and i go by Kakarot the great saiyan warrior

Bulma: so is that Kakarot or Kakarot the great saiyan warrior?

Kakarot(Goku): ugh SHUT UP!!!

Bulma: ahhhhhh (falls to the floor quickly getting up) yes sir