Dragon Ball KS: Episode 1

Scene One: Capsule Corp HQ, West City: Sector One
Dr. Gero: Who are my Androids against this time?

Bulma Briefs: He's kind of important so that's why I want you assistant them in blowing this fucker into smitherines.

Dr. Gero: World leaders? Assistance? Misses Briefs I think you're going too far. Isn't this a bit unprofessional?

'''Bulma Briefs withdraws her gun and shoots Dr. Gero several times. Bulma places her knee on Gero's bloodied chest and place the gun to his head'''

Bulma Briefs: No one says no to Bulma Briefs you got that?

Dr. Gero: Aaaghagah-yes I got it!

Bulma Briefs shoves the gun in Dr. Gero's terrified mouth

Dr. Gero muffled ferevent screaming: Yes! Yes! I got it! Please!

Bulma Briefs: With all of the incessant and continous body modifications you've made you shouldn't be where you are right now! You should be contingent proof! Clean yourself and get the fuck out of here, bitch!

Bulma Briefs pulls the gun from Dr. Gero's mouth, Dr. Gero barely able to move walk to the elevator

Bulma Briefs: Gero!

Dr. Gero: What is it?

Bulma Briefs: This one's for free!

Dr. Gero frustated bites his tongue and simply rides the elevator to the first floor

Scene Two: Dr. Gero's Laboratory
Dr. Gero repairs his body

Dr. Gero: After this, that bitch is going to get it! I'll kill Pilaf, kill her and take the money.

Kakkarot flies into rashly Dr. Gero's Laboratory destroying some equipment

Dr. Gero: You insulant bastard what did I tell you about staying out and wrecking my shit?

Kakkarot: What's up, doc?  Dr. Gero clearly pissed: Don't "What's up, doc?" me you insubordinate brat, my motherfucking founds will drop and my budget will fucking space rocket if you keep acting like an asshole! I trust you more than Laipz and Lazuli that's why I gave you free will!

Kakkarot: Well goddamn, I didn't know training in nature and building an alter ego for myself was so damnening. Nor did I know perfecttly multi-billionaites need to send androids and aliens to murder people

Dr. Gero: You realize I can still deactive and make you "self destruct", right?

Kakkarot in awe: So the great doctor finally turned himself into an android, I like the new body parts they look shinier. So who's the target today

Dr. Gero: Emporer Pilaf, ruthless dictator of the fourteenth sector; then Bulma Briefs CEO of Capsule Corporation bitch screwed us over big time. Whatever you do be stealth and don't hold back, see-

Kakkarot: "Be stealth and don't hold back" that's a contradiction. Because you know no one is going to see the spiky haired flying guy shooting four by four laser out of hands disintregating a sector.

Dr. Gero frustated activates No. 17 and No. 18

Dr. Gero: Lapiz and Lazuli are going along with you to make sure your arrogance doesn't get you killed or I caught.

No. 17 and No. 18 in unison: Its No. 17 and No. 18

Kakkarot: You killed Lapiz and Lazuli, remember?

Dr. Gero screaming once more: If you don't fly your asses out of this lab right now I'll personally kill all three of you!

'''Kakkarot, No. 17. and No. 18 fly out of Dr. Gero's lab.

Scene Three: Pilaf's Castle
Three hours later Pilaf's Guard: These are the three that dismantled your armed services, sir. Emporer Pilaf's unseen speaking maniacally; intimidating and tantalizing the three: Why are you here? Who sent you? Why did you murder my men? Who's at fault here? Sector One? Sector Two? Start answering me or else! Kakkarot: Or else what? Emporer Pilaf: Or else I'll have my assassins cut you into a million fucking pieces! No. 17 horrified: Kakkarot shut the fuck up! You dumb cunt! Kakkarot: Relax you guys are androids! Unless Pilaf manufactured some- They're all interrupted by his assassins