User:KidVegeta

"you can touch my page when I say you can"

- Hyper Zergling giving KidVegeta the ol' dirty talk

"WaffleMinifigure: I just realized TUN became an admin.

KidVegeta:don't you love him

WaffleMinifigure:Did you know if you say homeland, he cums."

- The greatest conversation ever

"I don't put this story at a high reading level, this is Dragon Ball not Twilight or whatever you weird people read nowadays."

- MonkeyKidGoku, on Twilight's literary excellence

"Ah! I love the taste of alcohol in the day"

- BH Ouji's character Ninji drinking alcohol

Hiya fellow user, my name is KidVegeta. I am a long time fan of the Dragon Ball series (except GT), and I am a bureaucrat on this wiki. I have quite a few stories on here, and actually my very first fan fiction ever was made on this site. If you ever take a chance to read some of them, I really do appreciate it, and I do hope you enjoy them. I also review stories; you can see everything that I've reviewed so far here.

If you have any questions or wish for me to do anything for you, please leave a message on my talk page. Thanks!

My Current Stories
9 active Dragon Ball stories


 * The History of the Decline and Fall of the Planet Trade Organization - A historical account of the fall of the greatest empire to ever exist. - 63.16% completed.
 * The History of the Decline and Fall of the Planet Trade Organization/Volume I - 20/20 chapters completed.
 * The History of the Decline and Fall of the Planet Trade Organization/Volume II - 20/20 chapters completed.
 * The History of the Decline and Fall of the Planet Trade Organization/Volume III - 20/25 chapters completed.
 * The History of the Decline and Fall of the Planet Trade Organization/Volume IV - 0/30 chapters completed.


 * The Last Saiyan - The story of the last Saiyan in existence, Nir. This story takes place several hundred years after the end of Dragon Ball Z. - 26.92% completed.


 * Across the Universe - A story detailing the origin and adventures of the Yardrat Soba. This story was written in collaboration with TeamUnitedNerds. 20% completed.


 * Ikigai - A light one-shot collection written by KidVegeta. 16.67% completed.
 * Girl - A story about Ledas' son Olivien and the Dragons of the Dawn.
 * The Monkey King - A story about Master Roshi, some bad memories, and a trip to West City's hot springs.
 * The Monster and the Maiden - A story about the last Legendary Super Saiyan, passed down from mother to son.
 * Fancy Feast - A story about Beerus and a very special treat.
 * The Ocean in Bloom - A story about Icer and space pirates.


 * His Majesty's Pet - The story of what happened to Vegeta after his planet was destroyed, his race exterminated, and he was taken in as a soldier of Frieza. - In progress.

My Completed Stories
93 completed Dragon Ball stories


 * Dragon Ball Z: The Forgotten - A story about the life of a young Saiyan boy named Ledas as he tries to escape the nefarious Planet Trade Organization and reunite with his childhood friend, Prince Vegeta.


 * Dragon Ball Z: In Requiem - The tale of Kid Buu's misadventures following his death at the hands of Goku.


 * Spindlerun: The Tale of Yajirobe - A story that takes place prior to Dragon Ball. It tells the tale of Yajirobe as he trains to become a Samurai, up until his first encounter with Goku.


 * Chasing Oblivion - A story that takes place prior to Dragon Ball. It tells the tale of Yamcha as he grows up in a world of bandits and vagabonds, up until his first encounter with Goku.


 * Dragon Ball: The Great War - The story of the Saiyan-Tuffle War, told (mostly) through the eyes of King Vegeta. This story was written in collaboration with Hyper Zergling.


 * Dragon Ball: Cold Vengeance - A story that takes place after Dragon Ball Z where Ledas and Cuber face off against the hybrid monster, Yuki. This story was written in collaboration with Hyper Zergling.


 * Bitterly Bothered Brother - A what if story about a universe where Cooler killed his family and defeated Goku.


 * Prideful Demons Black - A prequel to Yo! Son Goku and His Friends Return!!.


 * The Brady Patrick Collection - A collection of character-driven short stories, featuring numerous, and often minor, characters as protagonists.
 * Sixth - The story of why Krillin left Orin Temple.
 * Slaved - A story about Kid Vegeta after he was rejected from the Ginyu Force.
 * Soup - The story of how Turtle and Roshi met.
 * Scelerat - The story of how Cooler achieved his legendary fifth form.
 * Second-best - The story of King Vegeta's other son, Tarble.
 * Serial - The story of Tao's early foray into mercenary work, including a legendary battle with a famed opponent.
 * Sovereign - The tragedy of the single Cell Jr. who survived the Cell games.
 * Skulk - A story about Mr. Satan's inner fear when confronting Majin Buu on the World of the Kais.
 * Strength - The story of Zarbon's intended assassination of the young Vegeta soon after the destruction of the Saiyan homeworld.
 * Separator - The story of when Bardock met his son, Raditz.
 * Slick - A story about Korin going to Central City to buy a new cat bed.
 * Speedball - A story about the Tournament Announcer's substance abuse before the 22nd World Martial Arts Tournament.


 * The Black and White Collection - A collection of one-shots tied together by several overarching themes.
 * Bluestreaker - A story about Burter and his family.
 * Sleep - A story about Toolo and his family.
 * Lionheart - A story about Nappa and dealing with pain.
 * Yellow - A story about Tarble and dealing with pain.
 * Tyrant - A story about Frieza and bravery.
 * Brave - A story about Tapion and Minotia and bravery.
 * The Watcher - A story about Shenron.


 * Things Were Better Then - A collection of short stories dealing with the melancholy of life.
 * Glory - A story about Kid Goku the morning after he accidentally killed Grandpa Gohan as a Great Ape.
 * Burning Man - A story about Roshi during the King Piccolo Wars.
 * Bonetown Blues - A story about Yamcha returning to his bandit roots.
 * Ergo Sum - A story about Android 19 learning what it means to exist.
 * Suicide Missionary - A story about Tien dealing with his feelings about Tao betraying him.
 * We'll Never Feel Bad Anymore - A story about Future Trunks in a bleak future.
 * Monster - A story about Kuriza discovering a monster.
 * Before Creation Comes Destruction - A story about Beerus' origins.
 * Midnight City - A story about Krillin dealing with depression after becoming a police officer.
 * A Soundless Dark - A story about Mr. Satan dealing with his ego.


 * The Heels of the Unknown - A collection of short stories tied together through various themes and aesthetic inclinations.
 * A Shadow on the Wind - A story about Pikkon chasing down Babidi and Kid Buu, who escaped from Hell in In Requiem.
 * I'm a Candy Man - A story about Cui trying to beat Kuriza and the Ginyu Force in a dance-off for some chocolate.
 * Down the Well-Worn Road - A story about what happened to Elijah after the end of Spindlerun.
 * Cool Cat - The origin story of Korin, better known as the legendary Whiskers the Wonder Cat.
 * Starfall - A story about Bojack's last days genociding through the universe before he was captured and imprisoned by the four Kais.
 * Crushing Blue - A story about Super Handel, his drug addictions, hookers, murder, and his quest to find himself after he washes up on an unknown island.
 * Black Dawn - The story of Cyleria, the mother of Ledas, before she meets her end at the hands of Zarbon during the Genocide of the Saiyans.
 * The Great Sushi-Eating Contest - A story about a sushi-eating contest between Ledas and Tarble.


 * A Short-Lived Dream - A collection of one-shots, featuring stories written in the styles of The Brady Patrick Collection, The Black and White Collection, Things Were Better Then, The Heels of the Unknown, and Baby You're A Rich Man.
 * Ice Age Coming - A story about what happened to The Benfefactor following the events of Dragon Ball Z: The Forgotten.
 * Superior - The story about how Salza became the leader of Cooler's Armored Squadron.
 * Small - A story about the young Nameless Namekian's isolation on Yunzabit Heights.
 * Shame - A story about Jeice after Burter stole his candy bar.
 * Black as Blood - The story of Aekyarian, a demon lord who became King of the Demon Realm following Dabura's abduction by Babidi.
 * He's a Baaad Man - The story of how Vegeta and Bulma (maybe) fell in love.
 * Untouchable - A story about kid Broly fighting some Planet Trade Organization aliens.
 * A Flap of the Wings - A one-shot that reveals Audacci's backstory. In it, she is raised on Planet Faeri following her parents' imprisonment by the Kais, before becoming one of the most feared space pirates in the universe.
 * Sandboys - A story about Master Roshi and Oolong scouring the beaches for some bitch baby mamas to seal the deal with.
 * Country Matters - A story about Ledas' daughter, Chari, and Vegeta's daughter, Bulla, spending some time together.
 * Not So Far - A story about Yajirobe, Korin, and Ledas playing poker together and sharing stories about their pasts.
 * The Ginyu Force Chronicles - A non-canon comedy about the Ginyu Force. This story is written as a script of an episode of a sitcom starring everyone's favorite alien mercenary group.
 * The One Where Bulma Goes Looking For Goku's Dragon Balls - A non-canon comedy about what if Bulma fell in love with Goku's tail when they first met.


 * Ikigai - A light one-shot collection written by KidVegeta.
 * A Space Christmas Story - A story about Kuriza, Nappa, and Prince Vegeta celebrating Space Christmas on Planet Frieza 79.


 * KidVegeta's Theogony: From Silence to the Greater Kais‎‎ - The story of the creation of the Dragon Ball universe, told in the form of epic poetry.


 * Sink to the Bottom - A story about Yamcha before the Androids Saga. In it, he tries to get Bulma to fall back in love with him and forsake Vegeta. This story was written in collaboration with Destructivedisk.


 * Ain't No Hero - A story which tells how Grandpa Gohan found the 4-star Dragon Ball. This story was written in collaboration with Destructivedisk.


 * Be a Man - A story detailing General Blue's rise to becoming a powerful General in the Red Ribbon Army. It is told in the form of postcards to and from General Blue, his brother Samuel, their mother, and several Red Ribbon Army soldiers.


 * The Perfect Lifeform - A story detailing what happened to each one of Dr. Gero's androids. Each android has their own story arc.


 * From Magic to Monsters - A story about Bibidi's many Majin creations, successes and failures, leading up to Majin Buu.


 * Dragon Ball: Legacies - A wiki-wide collaboration that tells the forgotten tales of many characters, big and small.
 * Were It So Easy (Legacies Episode) - A story explaining why Frieza never conquered Earth.
 * Ground Up (Legacies Episode) - A story showing how Cold rose to become the King of the universe.
 * So Lonely At The Top (Legacies Episode) - The story of how Cui came to hate Vegeta.


 * Derelict (May 2011 Contest Story) - A short story about what happened to Android 17 after Buu's defeat.


 * Scourge - A story about a woman chasing ghosts.


 * Ode to Dodoria - A story told in song about Frieza's acquisition of Dodoria.


 * Nowhere to Go - The story of how Ledas and Nir's mother meet.


 * Baby You're a Rich Man - A collection of one-shots written while under the influence of (mostly) legal substances. This collection was written in collaboration with Destructivedisk, TeamUnitedNerds, and Creeperman129.
 * The Ballad of Dango - A story about Chiaotzu finding his true purpose. This story was written in collaboration with Destructivedisk.
 * Zarbon and Dodoria: A Love Story - A story about Zarbon and Dodoria going on a date together. This story was written in collaboration with Destructivedisk.
 * Thank the Eastern Supreme Kai for Girls - A story about Master Roshi trying to get Bulma and Launch to do naughty things with him. This story was written in collaboration with Destructivedisk.
 * Fin - A story about Salza and Jeice. This story was written in collaboration with Destructivedisk.
 * Bardock's Some Hot Space Garbage and You're a Cuck - A story about Bardock's bastard son, Pasta. This story was written in collaboration with TeamUnitedNerds.
 * The Story Without Any Cursing Except For This One Fuck And It's In The Title or (Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll Except Without Any Of The Sex) - A story about Nappa and his two-hit wonder band. This story was written in collaboration with TeamUnitedNerds.
 * Bi Arm or the One Where Baby is Actually A Rich Man or the Last One Of All the BYARMS - A story about Gohan's arm mating with several handsome living creatures and Baby winning the lottery. This story was written in collaboration with TeamUnitedNerds.
 * The Adventures of Beerus and Whis...IN SPACE! - A story about Beerus and Whis going on an adventure. This story was written in collaboration with Creeperman129.
 * The Guacamole Boys Hit the Town - A story about Abo and Kado trying to become super popular dudes in the clubs on Earth now that they are apparently good guys. This story was written in collaboration with Creeperman129.
 * A Demon Tale: Running Gags and Memes: The Movie - A story about how Babidi gains control over Dabura, Pui Pui, and Yakon. This story was written in collaboration with Creeperman129.
 * Broccoli Tail - A story about the Legendary Super Saiyan, Broly. This story was written in collaboration with Creeperman129.


 * Dragonball KC - A satiric piece showcasing the absurdity that writers often employ in their stories.


 * Womanhood (DBWI Story) - A what if story, asking the question "What if Gohan was a boy?".


 * A Mother's Love (DBWI Story) - A what if story, asking the question "What if Goku's mother came to Earth during the Pilaf Saga and killed all of Goku's childhood enemies?".


 * The Anonymous Series - A story written while under the influence of alcohol about characters with small roles going Super Saiyan and stuff. This story was written in collaboration with Destructivedisk.


 * Dragonball lies in the old hat - A roleplay written while under the influence of alcohol. It features the adventures of the Zeatles and also some other people. This roleplay is extremely musically-oriented and features quite a few KidVegeta-created lyrics and songs. This story was written in collaboration with Destructivedisk.


 * No Way Out - A collaborative roleplay. KidVegeta controlled the characters Leo and Tane, and also posted for Leimone and some Tane-spawn on occasion. This story was written in collaboration with WaffleMinifigure, Destructivedisk, Nobody700, and Kameron esters-.


 * Dragon Ball: Future Imperfect - A collaborative roleplay. KidVegeta participated in the second saga as Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation. This story was written in collaboration with Lau Nightwing, Paradise Paradox, Destructivedisk, and Kameron esters-.


 * Vacation - A collaborative roleplay. KidVegeta controlled the character Icer. This story was written in collaboration with Dedmnwalkn88 and WaffleMinifigure.


 * Cool Runnings - A collaborative roleplay. KidVegeta controlled the character Icer. This story was written in collaboration with Dedmnwalkn88, WaffleMinifigure, and Gozon.


 * This is a contest story - A story written for TeamUnitedNerds' "Random Contest For Randos".

Non-story Pages

 * The KidVegeta Anthology - A page where I give commentary on all of my completed stories.


 * Complete Character List (KidVegeta) - A page that gives detailed information about all of the characters who appear in all of my canon following stories.


 * Dragon Ball: Raging Blast DLC/KidVegeta - A page where I have created character movesets (both physical and ki-based), dialogue, costumes, and the other things required for characters in Dragon Ball: Raging Blast 2. All of the characters on my page are my own fanon characters.
 * Dragon Ball: Raging Blast DLC/Storymode/KidVegeta - This page lists the galaxy mode levels for each of my fanon characters who are in the Raging Blast DLC.
 * Dragon Ball: Raging Blast DLC/Stages/KidVegeta's stages - This page lists my fan stages in the Raging Blast DLC.


 * My Review Blog - A blog where I review most anything requested of me.


 * My Guide To Writing Fan Fiction - A guide to writing fan fiction well.


 * My views on Canonicity - A page where I specifically detail which animes, movies, mangas, and other media of the Dragon Ball universe are considered canon by me.


 * My article on Saiyans - An article with exhaustive information on the Saiyans not found on their species' canon article.


 * Sweet Nothings About Cuber - A page written in collaboration with Destructivedisk which catalogues important trivia about the Saiyan Cuber.


 * The truefacts tht hhyperzerling ssahhy - A catalogue of what Hyper Zergling says.


 * User:KidVegeta/KidVegeta's Universe - A list of which stories on this site I consider to be canon to the "real" universe. Only stories listed on this page have occurred within the Dragon Ball timeline in my humble opinion.


 * User:KidVegeta/Non-canon pages - Stories either written solely by me or in collaboration with other users that I do not deem to be canon to the Dragon Ball universe or my own universe.


 * User:KidVegeta/Miscellaneous Information - A page that lists some miscellaneous information about stories in KidVegeta's universe.