Long Live the King

So, you threaten my people? Threaten my family? Threaten me? It does not matter, I will take you down, if you think that I'm wrong, listen to me first. I have done this for years. Fought every threat, every enemy. If you threaten people, I send cops! If you threaten buildings, I send the SWAT teams! If you threaten cities, I send the Military! If you threaten planets, I send the Z Fighters! Never heard of them you must say? Ever heard of all those threats on Earth? They stopped them, every, single, one. They include living gods, aliens, monsters, and Goku, killer of King Piccolo. Do you have any more questions? No? Alright then, this is your final warning. My name is King Furry, you threaten my people? You threaten me.

-King Furry, Age 762, sent directly to the leader of the "Red Ribbon Resurgence" during the North City Terrorism Scare.