Aqan Overwhelmed

Aqan Overwhelmed, episode 13 of DBTN
Narrator:Gotenks is beating Aqan easily! But does Aqan have any more tricks up his sleeve?

Gotenks:Meh, this is so easy.

Aqan:Really?!?! (GETS UP)

Gotenks:Yep.

Aqan:MOSQUITO SWARM!!!! (HOLDS HIS HANDS OUT AND FIRES MILLIONS OF BLACK KI-BLASTS)

Gotenks:Hm?

(GOTENKS SEEMS TO BE CATACHING THEM SO FAST HIS ARMS DISSAPEAR)

Aqan:HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!? FULL POWER SWARM!!! (HIS MUSCLES ENGORGE AND HE FIRES EVEN MORE)

Gotenks:UNWISE, AQAN!! HA!!! (THE BLAST COVERED GOTENKS EXPLODES AND ALL THE BLASTS SWIVEL OFF)

Gotenks:Its over, Aqan.

Aqan:IT'S NOT OVER TILL IT'S OVER!!!! WIND FURY!!!!!!

Gotenks:Wha-

Aqan:HAAAAAA!!! (RUSHES TOWARDS GOTENKS AT AMAZING SPEED AND PUNCHES HIM IN THE STOMACH)

Gotenks:AGH!!!

(AQAN KICKS GOTENKS INTO A STONE PILLAR AND STARTS USING FULL POWER SWARM ON THE PILLAR)

Aqan:DIE!!

(GOTENKS EMERGES FROM THE PILLAR UNKNOWN TO AQAN AND TELEPORTS BEHIND HIM)

Gotenks:Hey, Aqan.

Aqan:Hm? (LOOKS OVER SHOULDER AND GETS PUNCHED STRAIGHT TOO THE SAME PILLAR GOTENKS WAS IN)

Narrator:On the Lookout..

Old Kai:We might win!! We WILL WIN!!!

Dende:Yeah!!!

(UUB IN THE MIDST OF EVERYONE CHEERING IS FROWNING)

Korin:Everyone, settle down! Aqan is toying with Gotenks!

Dende:How?! Gotenks is completely destroying Aqan!

Uub:I've got a bad feeling too, Korin...

Old Kai:All of you are lazy bums! (TAKES A DIRTY MAGAZINE OUT AND STARTS READING IT)

Everyone:Ugh...

Narrator:Back to the scene of the fight...

Aqan:DIE! (IS FLINGING BLASTS EVERYWHERE LEFT TO RIGHT)

Gotenks:Well, Aqan, Whats wrong?

Aqan:Grrr... YOU SHALL PAY!!! NOVA SWARM!! (HE EXPLODES WITH ENERGY, AND GOTENKS IS PUSHED BACK)

Gotenks:That hurt... sort of.

Aqan:YOU'RE JUST ASKING FOR IT NOW!!!

Gotenks:Meh.... (IS DRINKING A SMOOTHIE AND READING A "PARRY HOTTER" BOOK)

Aqan:Grrr...

(AQAN TELEPORTS INFRONT OF GOTENKS AND TRIES TO LAND A HIT, BUT GOTENKS DODGES THEM ALL STILL READING HIS BOOK AND DRINKING AN SMOOTHIE)

Gotenks:(SLURP) Oh god, Parry, don't do i--

Aqan:COOKIECUTTER BEAM!!!!!

Gotenks:Oh no---

(GOTENKS GETS HIT AND IS PUSHED THROUGH A MOUNTAIN)

Aqan:Yes! Thats what a real warrior can d---

(GOTENKS TELEPORTS BEHIND AQAN AND BLASTS HIM IN THE BACK, AQAN TURNS AROUND, STAGGERING BACK)

Aqan:AGH!! You.. shall... PAY!!!! Mosquito SWARM!!!

(GOTENKS UPPERCUTS AQAN AND PUNCHES HIM IN THE STOMACH, HE IS SENT FLYING)

Aqan:CURSES!!!

Gotenks:Foiled again. (SEEMS TO BE SIPPING A SMOOTHIE AGAIN)

Aqan:WATCH THIS!!! WIND FURY!!!! HA!!! (RUSHES TOWARDS GOTENKS AT AMAZING SPEED ONLY TO BE PUNCHED IN THE STOMACH SENT FLYING AGAIN)

Gotenks:When you're happy in you know it stomp your feet. (STOMPS FEET)

Aqan:All he does... is... TALK!!!! (SMOKE COMES OUT FROM HIS HOLES ON HIS SHOULDERS, HE IS TRANSFORMING)

Aqan:AGHHH!! RAGHG!HG! (EXPLODES WITH A PURPLE AURA)

Gotenks:Woah...

(OUT FROM THE SMOKE COMES A SHORTER, MUCH MORE SKINNY AQAN)

Aqan:Aqan squish you.

Gotenks:Did... he just get mentally retarded?

Aqan:Aqan kill! Aqan kill!

Narrator:On the lookout...

Old Kai:Is that... Kid Aqan?

Uub:Toldcha.

Korin:Hes faking it to scare Gotenks off! Gotenks knows how powerful Kid Buu was!

Uub:lolwut

Dende:lolwut

Korin:....

Kibito Kai:Can i say something?

Dende:Say something

Kibito Kai:Something

Old Kai:Fap fap fap fap (STILL READING MAGAZINE)

Narrator:Back at the scene of the fight....

Aqan:Curses! (TURNS BACK INTO REGULAR AQAN)

Gotenks:Foiled again.

Aqan:Just... shut up, ok?!

Gotenks:wut lol

Aqan:....

Gotenks:Prepare for you're final en-- ooh i've got a good new move! Wait no that ones too weak...

Aqan:Seriously...

Gotenks:That one was bad...

Aqan:Oh my frigging god...

Gotenks:AHA! GALACTIC DISK!! (FORMS A DISK IN HIS HAND AND THROWS IT)

Aqan:Sweet Jesus...

(FLIPS TO DODGE IT BUT HIS TENTACLE IS CUT OFF)

AQAN:SWEET MOTHERF***ING JESUS!!

Narrator:Aqan is easily being beaten by Gotenks? But will Aqan show his true form just as Uub and Korin think? Find out on the next episode of the New Generation!