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One day, five years after the defeat of Majin Buu (but Uub's there cuz he's cool, and Dragon Ball Super hasn't happened cuz no one knows what the f*ck it's about)...



Uub: How's that, master? How strong am I now?

Goku: Do I know you?

Uub: B-but... Goku-senpai...



Goku: Oh! Now I get it! You're black!

Uub: ...what?



Goku: That power... that manly power... Could it be?



Goku: It's Vegeta!



Vegeta: Kakarot... That.. aroma, that manly stench...

Goku: Vegeta...



Uub: what

Goku: You.. handsome prince...