Requiem of the old war arc

Chapter 30
It was a day after the tournament when we set off. We were given Clothes, lots of food, and a pat on the back from. Pump, and we were off. Pump said that we should be prepared for what's next. When asked why he wasn't after the dragon balls, he just shrugged it off, saying it's not his job. We went off, and I saw the weird man laughing while talking to people, telling them that 'The president will make sure Global warming will be fixed in 10 years, or you can strip me of my clothes' and everyone was laughing. Weird, but he actually looks happy now, so that was a good thing. We took the first step out of the tournament since we entered, and walked into the woods, to the corporation. Appele said

"Why can't we fly?"

Bultra and I looked at each other, and said

"Training. Were wearing weights."

Oh yeah, Pump have us 1 ton weights as clothes. He was really nice.

~ 1 week later~

Some strange things happened, a giant purple dinosaur attacked us, we stopped an Alien invasion, and found a ramen shop in a cave, but we were finally here. Capsule corporation, or Bultra kept on reminding me 'Saiyan Capitol' or what Appele would also say 'The citadel'. It was big. There were giant gates, but some buildings were even bigger. There was only one door, and a giant saiyan was sitting there. He was big, not as big as pump, but still. He was wearing strange metal on his clothes, and had some smoke stick in his mouth. He was looking at us, and bowed when Bultra was getting closer.

"Lord Bultra"

"Spinch."

"Your dad is pissed."

"I know."

"Your sister has sent a bounty on your head as well. 200 million Zeni alive. 0 dead."

"Are you going to get that Zeni?"

"No. You're stronger then me. Hell, you are a lot stronger then I last remember."

"Indeed. You always impressed me with you're intelligence. Remembering not to challenge me."

"That's the job. Stand here, look pretty, knock weaklings skulls. Those two okay?"

"Yes."

"Go ahead. Be careful for Table. You're dad said he can spank you 3 times."

Bultra scowled, but he still walked on. Spine opponents the big door, even bigger then him, and we entered the city. It looked dirty.

~

Aww home sweet home. I missed it, it was huge, smelly, cramped, noisy, and full of dirt. Who couldn't love it! All the buildings, but the palace, were black. Saiyans as old as me, older, and younger, were beating each other up, for fun. Dads were betting on who won, and one of them who kids lost, beat up the winner, starting an even bigger brawl. Moms were either pregnant, or fighting. Even both. Saiyan women are kept in the military, but once they get past 8 months, they have to stay home. They hate it, and tend to still fight. I heard my own mom conquered an entire brigade of pirates 9 months pregnant with me. My older sister though, was a giant bitch. She was just as strong as me, despite being 16, and only fought me when I was sick, or injured. She does it so she can claim she wins all our fights. I bet the real reason she got the bounty on me was to injure me, so when I head home, she can beat me up in front of mom and dad. I was a lot stronger now. Some adult saiyans were stalking me, but they kept away, waiting for a good chance. They would never get it. I was too good, so was Goar. Appele we needed to protect, but we were strong enough to take down most of these guys.

"HEY BULTRA BOY!"

I turned around to see the fattest saiyan I know. Mato. Mato was as tall as two of me, and as wide of 10 of me. He had a small tail though, and he could barely find it anyway. Mato was one of my sisters top goons, and was after the bounty.

"Why don't we head back home?"

"Shut up Mato, my sister is waiting there isn't she?"

"Yeah, and I'm here to take you down!"

"Yeah right. Even when I was weaker, I could beat you up with one hand! Now I feel like I'm twice as powerful!"

"True... That's why..."

All those saiyans, and some more, cornered all three of us. Must have been 40 saiyans.

"We can take them!"

"Hey little bro!"

I looked up, and saw floating, was my big sister. She was wearing the best armor in the military, had Long red hair (Dyed it) and her features were no where like mine. She was looking at the three of us. I saw Mato and he giggled.

"I lied."

Goar looked at me and started to whisper

"Who's that?"

"My big sister Geta."

"Hey Bultra, wasn't to brawl with you're big sis like old times?"

Like old times. When I was less then half my power. Yep. Old times.