User blog comment:Destructivedisk/D-Disk Reviews/@comment--20120804035943/@comment-3122168-20120805003645

First of all, 2.5 year olds can not talk eloquently at all, not nearly so well as Vegeta did. He also would have no way to learn to talk, because he killed everyone he met. People learn to talk when they hear others talk, not just randomly.

Next, let's say that each sensu bean did double his power (even though everyone with a brain knows they don't work that way). The first sensu bean completely heals him, and even if the Zenkai did double his power, it would only happen with the first sensu bean, because the second sensu bean would do absolutely nothing. This takes him from a 540 to a 1080. Next, his third sensu bean gives him a second Zenkai, bringing him up to a 2160. This is well under 8000, and he would not be able to defeat Nappa, let alone Bardock. Vegeta is insanely overpowered in this story.

This also does not explain how he knew what sensu beans were and why he took them.

Your story does not make any sense and don't try to tell me otherwise.