Dodoria Ball: Traffic Cop

Dodoria Ball: Traffic Cop is the best-rated show in the galaxy. It has fifteen Space Emmys (Spemmys), it's just the best. It stars Dodoria (played by Danny DeVito), a space traffic cop fixing the universe one space speeding ticket at a time.

We open up on the intro.
====*CUT TO a shot of some bubble city's landscape, on a distant planet in what is clearly Frieza space, identified by the subtitles as Madupplass. CUT TO Dodoria, in his police uniform, talking to the camera while driving.*==== Officer Dodoria: Ya see, we get a lot of hippies 'round these parts, protesting and smoking the space marijuana. Ya know we can't have that, right?


 * The camera nods.*

Officer Dodoria: Good. Ya see, we have to pay attention and notice the small things, otherwise the big things won't be noticed, cuz big things are just small things, but bigger, right?


 * The camera nods.*

Officer Dodoria: Yeah, you get me. Oh shit, hippies, six o'clock!


 * He immediately shoots to kill. Explosions fire in the background. An burnt Appule corpse, dressed in several bandanas, flies through the air.*

Officer Dodoria: There we go. Crime fixed.


 * THE END*