User blog comment:SSWerty/The Swetty reviews/@comment-3097771-20110415100103/@comment-1668079-20110415100424

All pigs are equal. But some are more equal than others.

I see a mighty chariot pull up. One shadow beckoning from the front. I look to the back to see another two shadows, willing me towards them. I have to get on board. My dilemna? Which shadowy place do I take, beside whom? Which shadow is the better, the less likely to envelope and consume me with ghastly noise and deadly things?