Dragon Ball P

Dragon Ball P is a group-parody series created by Guysponge22. It it written with the intent for you to just be entertained and laugh.

This series will parody all Dragon Ball shows, and will NOT be having the characters in new situations, but instead have the existing situations be humored up. ANY FANON CHARACTERS THAT ARE CANON TO THE DRAGON BALL TIMELINE WILL NOT BE PARODIED. You can request to join this group here.

"Who the heck are you?!"
Narrator: What a beautiful day, the birds are singing, the deer are eating and-OH CRAP, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!



Deer: WTF?!

Bulma: Trolololololol...



Goku: Today's gonna be a great day, oh ye-OH SHIZ!



Goku: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! God!!!



Goku: There. Noooow, are you a witch?!

Bulma Good God, this kid is weird. Maybe I should've killed him...





Bulma: TAKE THAT!!! MUHAHAHAHA!

Goku: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW! I'm gonna kick your butt!

Bulma : Oh fu-





Bulma: A DRAGON BALL! Look, kid, I'll let ya see my boobs with me for it!

Goku: What's a boob?

Bulma: It's-nevermind...

Goku: Why nevermind?

Bulma: Just shut it and give me your ball.

Goku: NO! This is my grandpa's!

Bulma: I know! I'll trick him into going on my adventure to find the Dragon Balls, and steal it from him when I have all seven!

Narrator: And so, the idiot (Bulma) told Goku about the Dragon Balls, and they went on their stupid adventure!

Goku: Narrator, what are ya saying?

Narrator: As I said, stupid.

Goku: Who the heck are you?!

Narrator: I am surrounded by idiots...

Bulma : Yes, you are

King Piccolo's Day
King Piccolo: There's nothing to do today-



King Piccolo: Other than watch that stupid remake of DBZ, Dragon Ball Z Kai.



Tambourine: The heck was that? I think that was Buu, but he's not supposed to be in this series.

King Piccolo: I dont give a . I just wanna do something fun today, like kill an old lady.

Tambourine: Ahem, sire-

King Piccolo: Shut it and get me some human.



King Piccolo: WHY BIEBER, TAMBOURINE?! WHY?

Justin Bieber: How the heck did I end up in crappy Dragon Ball?



Goku: Odd, I thought I heard someone say this show was crappy.



King Piccolo: IMMA KILL YA B***H!





Goku: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW!

King Piccolo: Finally, some action!

<King Piccolo and Goku fight>

<Goku wins>

King Piccolo: Oww, my chest! You shall pay for what you've-

Goku: He was surprisingly a nice guy.

Narrator: IN HELL...

King Piccolo (dead): One day, I shall escape! I shall kill that boy! I SHALL GET MY REVEN-

Akira Toriyama: You're not in the series after this point, instead, your son is.

King Piccolo (dead): DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG IT!

Akira Toriyama: Shut up. Also, reader, buy any merchandise! Buy it, or Frieza comes and destroys you!

Frieza: I really wanna know how I ended up here...

Goku: By the power of the writing, Frieza.

Frieza: Oh shut up.

Gotek/Gozon/TeamUnitedNerds: We're the writers of this show!

Narrator: Why do we always break the fourth wall?

Goku: The fourth wall isn't broken!

<Goku points to the 4th wall>

Gotek/Gozon/TeamUnitedNerds: Did Sponge have to make Goku an idiot?

King Piccolo (dead): HEY, WHAT HAPPENED HE-

Narrator: Shut it.

Bulma: I'm in this episode!

King Piccolo (dead): What are those hanging out your chest?

Bulma: ...My, nevermind.

King Piccolo (dead): Neverminds, huh? Why are they rounded and-

<Bulma punches King Piccolo>

The Terror Comedy of Piccolo Jr.
Piccolo Jr.: Soooo Goku? How does it feel, almost about to be beaten?

Goku: You, won't...

Piccolo, Jr: Uhhh, yeah I will.

<Goku slams Piccolo Jr. to the ground>

Piccolo Jr.: DA-<REDACTED>

Goku: Imma beat you!

Piccolo Jr.: NO, YOU WON'T!

<Piccolo Jr. kicks and punches Goku>

Goku: Bastard

Piccolo Jr.: What...?

Goku: YOU MISSED MY ORGANS.

Piccolo Jr.: All of them?!

Goku: No, you missed 1-yes, you missed them! Now, I must destroy you!

Piccolo Jr.: Oh heck no!

<Piccolo Jr. blocks Goku's jab>

Piccolo Jr.: Hey, uh... PIMP SLAP!

<Piccolo Jr. pimp slaps Goku>

Goku: God, woman, that hurt.

Piccolo Jr.: D-di-did you just call me a woman, whatever that is?

Goku: Noooo

Piccolo Jr.: But, I thought you-

Goku: NOOOO

Piccolo Jr.: But-

<Goku jabs Piccolo Jr. in the chest>

Goku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Piccolo Jr.: God, I get it! My goodness!

Krillin : Go get him, Goku!

<Piccolo Jr. stares at Krillin>

Piccolo Jr.: Where the heck did that bald man come from!?

Krillin : Hey I'm not bald, just shaved all my hair off.

Goku: Wuss

Krillin : I'm no wuss! Am I?

<Goku punches Piccolo Jr.>

Goku: KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Piccolo Jr.: Crap

<Goku gets Piccolo Jr. unconsious>

Krillin: Why'd ya not kill him? Or her?

Goku: For some reason, he feels important.

Krillin: More important than me?

Goku: No duh.

Piccolo Jr.: I'M NOT DEEEEAD!

Goku: We know that...

<Krillin punches Piccolo Jr.>

Krillin: There, now am I important?

Goku: Still nothing.

Krillin: I hate you.

The Legendary Super Saiyan
<The battle against Frieza on Planet Namek>

Vegeta: How are we supposed to beat Frieza? We're no where near as strong as him! We might as well give up!

Vegeta: Wait a minute, that's it!

<Vegeta appears on the battle field, fully dressed with blonde hair dye and green contacts>

Frieza: Wh- What's this? Could this be the Legendary Super Saiyan?

Vegeta: Your fears are correct Frieza, I am the Legendary Super Saiyan!

Vegeta: Aaaaaaaa...

<Vegeta began to charge up>

<Suddenly, Goku appears on the battle field>

Goku: Hey, Vegeta! Sorry I'm late. By the way, what the sh*t is with your hair and eyes?

Vegeta: K- Kakarot, stop asking questions! I- I'm the legendary Super Saiyan!

Goku: Oh. Then I wonder what this is. Aaaaaaaa...

<Goku began to charge up into the Super Saiyan form>

Vegeta: Ah, ah, that's impossible! It's over 9,000!

<Vegeta's eyes popped out from the sheer awesomeness, knocking out the contacts. Water flew into his newly dyed hair, washing it clean>

Frieza: That makes no sense, I gotta sit down and think this one through,"

< Where he sat on an unconvieniently placed planet self-destruct button. The planet began to rumble>

Vegeta: Oh, no, Frieza you idiot!

Goku: Vegeta, use the Dragon Balls and move everyone out of here but me and Frieza. I'm gonna beat 'im up for this!

Vegeta: NO!

Goku: But-

Vegeta: NO!

TeamForCars
Goku: I just love my new driver's license.

Vegeta: Why the heck did you even want one in the first place?!

<Goku stares at him blankly>

Goku : My wife made me get one, along with Piccolo.

Vegeta: THE NAMEKIAN HAS HIS OWN TOO?! THE HECK YOU NEED 'EM FOR??

Piccolo: We need them for driving, dumbass.

Vegeta: ...Can I have one-

Goku/Piccolo: No.

Vegeta: Why can't I have a dang license?

<Goku and Piccolo laugh>

Goku: Silly Vegeta, you need to drive first.

Piccolo: Isn't that from TeamFourStar?

Vegeta: The freaking episode parodies the name, twit.

<KaiserNeko's tiger-head-thing comes out of nowhere>

KaiserNeko: IMMA SUE YOU B#%@&!

<Vegeta punches KaiserNeko>

<KaiserNeko flies off>

Goku: Hey, why not make our own team, like this episode title!?

Piccolo: I don't like where this is going!

Vegeta : Me either...

Goku: TEAMFORCARS!

Vegeta: Must we really parody TFS in the name?

Goku: Yes.

Piccolo: He keeps getting stupider and stupider, and stupider...

<Goku punches Piccolo>

<Piccolo b****slaps Piccolo>

Vegeta: Hey, that's my thing!

Gozon/Gotek: Oh, come on, we stole the name of this episode from TFS.

Guysponge22: SHHH! You're not supposed to reveal that!

Goku: Let's go on an adventure!

Vegeta: I'm afraid...

The Little Pink Nightmare!! :O
<Kid Buu stands on top of a cliff on The Sacred World of The Kais screaming and pounding his chest>

<Goku and Vegeta look at him, confused>

Goku: Is this supposed to be..... intimidating.

Vegeta: I'm.... not sure, it's just pitiful to me.

<Goku and Vegeta continue to stare at Kid Buu, confused>

<Kid Buu screams louder and starts stomping his feet>

Vegeta: I think it's throwing a tantrum.

Goku: Aww, it's kinda cute.

<Kid Buu starts firing Ki Blasts everywhere, while continueing to stomp his feet>

<Goku and Vegeta sit down on a rock and start to doze off>

<Kid Buu lets out an annoyed shriek and blows up the rock>

<Goku and Vegeta jump up>

Goku: <Yelps> What the heck was that for!

<Kid Buu turns out and crosses his arms>

Kid Buu: Hmph.

Goku: Ahh, I think it's mad.

Vegeta: It's getting annoying. Can we blow it up now?

Goku: Aw, fine.

<Goku somehow makes a Spirit Bomb in 1 minute, throws it at Kid Buu and instantly kills him>

Vegeta: Man, this feels like Dragon Ball Z Kai.

<Majin Buu pops up and punches Vegeta, then runs off>

Vegeta: Hey, ow, what the heck man!?

Pan Meeting Giru
<Pan, Trunks, and Goku walk aimlessly>

Goku: I just saw that tree!

Trunks: No we didn't. I peed on the other tree

Goku: IN WHAT! THREE SECONDS!

Trunks: Being a Super Saiyan has its ups and downs

<Giru pops out of the ground>

Giru: Actualy, you did tinkle on me. You purpled haired pretty boy. I am Giru. Exterminate! Exterminate...I mean...Ummmm...Ponies

Pan: He is so darn cute

Giru: This is not war. It is pest control...I mean...meow

Trunks: Should we really trust him? He seems a little shady...

Giru: I will tear out your organs and bite off your face

Trunks: Never mind

Goku: I want to eat stuff

Trunks: Listen Goku. You've made GT bad enough. Please don't make this bomb worse

Giru: The only ability you have is the ability to die...puppies

Pan: I'll call you Mrs. Cuddles

Giru: I will suck out your face in the name of the Daleks

Narrator: Somewhere in jolly old England...

Steve Moffat: I am going to sue their faces off!

Other man: What do you suggest we do?

Steve: We send out the Cybermen

Other Man: Which Dragon Ball also has. How ironic...

Steve: That's it, they're dead!

<Other Man walks up to Steve>

Other Man: Should we-

Steve: THEY'RE ANNOYING AS CRAP, YES!

<Other Man goes back>

Other Man: God...

Narrator: Back to our "heroes"!

Goku: I WANT SOME DANG FOOD!

Trunks: Oh Lord!

<Giru runs up to Pan and hugs her>

Pan: He likes me!

Giru:

<Giru jumps off and does the same to Goku and Trunks>

Trunks: I think... he's, nevermind.

Pan: NAG, NAG, NAG!

Goku: Shut it, you're the reason GT was so bad.

Dragon Ball GokuTrunks??
Goku: Welcome to Dragon Ball G-

Narrator: THAT'S MY JOB! <smacks Goku> Anyways, welcome to Dragon Ball GT.

Goku: That hurt...

Trunks: Hey, do ya know where Pan is?

Goku: She isn't in this episode. It's called Dragon Ball GokuTrunks for a reason!

<We see the duo fly to find Turles>

Trunks: How'd he escape <REDACTED FOR THE KIDDIES>?

Goku: Dunno

<In a split-second, the two are on the ground unconsious>

Goku: What...?

Turles: IT IS I, TURLES! I HAVE ESCAPED AND I HAVE ESCAPED HELL!

Trunks: Shouldn't that last word have been censored?

Turles: Shut up, all o' ya!

<Blasts civilians>

<Goku comes and fights Turles>

Goku: ...AND NOW, KAME-

Turles: Craaaaaap, why n-

Goku: HAME-

Turles: No, no, no!

Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

<Turles gets sent back to Hell>

Goku: Well, that was easy.

Guysponge22: And you can thank me!

Narrator/Goku/Trunks: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!?

TeamUnitedNerds: Sponge! What the heck?!

<TeamUnitedNerds grabs Sponge by the ear back to reality>

Guysponge22: Ow, the ear. Ow!

Goku: This day keeps getting weirder and weirder, doesn't it?

Trunks: Yeeeeeah, let's go.

<Goku and Trunks then fly off>

Minisodes
Minisodes are short little episodes that are about one certain topic.

The Horrors of DragonBall: Evolution
<We find Piccolo rampaging with an angry mob>

Piccolo: GET THOSE IDIOTS! THEY COMPLETLY GOT MY DAD'S FACE AND THE PLOT WRONG!!!

Emmy Rossum: Craaaaaaaaap...

Justin Chatwin: Let's run!

<Emmy is hit with a pole and dies>

<Piccolo and the angry mob stop>

Piccolo: OK, we'll stop. Not.

Justin Chatwin: Did you-

Piccolo: No!

Justin Chatwin: But, I thought I heard you whis-

Piccolo: NOOO!

Justin Chatwin: But-

Piccolo: That's it, you're dead!

<Piccolo punches Juatin>

<Justin dies>

The Lost Battle
<Vegeta is seen on a mountain>

<Goku lands and gets in his fighting position>

Vegeta: Ready for your doom, Kaka-ku-Goku?

Goku: No, for it is you who shall be defe-

Vegeta: Enough talk... let's fight!!

<Vegeta punches Goku and stomps him to the ground>

Goku: GAAAAAAAAGH!

Vegeta: You Kak-ku-ka-carrot cake, shall die today.

Goku: Is it so hard to pronounce 'Kakarot'?

<Goku gets back up>

Goku: KAIO-KEN!

Vegeta: Wait, Kaio-

<Goku headbutts Vegeta>

Vegeta: Shi-

<Goku loses current state then defeats Vegeta>

Goku: I don't ever wanna fight ya, Vegeta.

Vegeta: Curse you... Ku-kur-ky-kaka-brat.

<They leave>

Goku Realizes Something About Meta Cooler
Goku: Wow. So that's all that's left of Cooler?

Vegeta: You blew him into the sun!

Goku: And all that's left is his head

Vegeta: Right

Goku: So doesn't that mean that there's 20%...

Vegeta: Don't say it!

Running gags

 * Vegeta can't pronounce Goku's Saiyan name, Kakarot.
 * People ignore Krillin, because of his smallness.
 * In the Dragon Ball parodies, Goku always calls Bulma "Bloomers".
 * Giru acts like a Dalek, radomly shouting things like "EXTERMINATE" then taking it back.
 * Whenever Dragon Ball Z Kai is mentioned, Majin Buu pops out of nowhere and punches the mentioner in the face, then runs back.

Trivia

 * The 'P' does stand for something, but is never revealed by the creator or others.
 * Though a parody series, cursing is very rare.
 * The "The Lost Battle" minisode is a remake of the popular YouTube video, Dragonzball P.