Dragon Ball Z: On The Jerry Show

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This story is about a few of the DBZ characters going to the Jerry Show.

Chapter 1: Is Goten My Son?????
[GOKU AND CHI-CHI ARE IN THEIR HOME. IT IS AROUND THE TIME AFTER KID BUU WAS KILLED.]

Goku: Chi-Chi, I've been wondering....................

Chi-Chi: What is it Goku?

Goku: Well.................. I'm not so sure.....................

Chi-Chi: What, Goku??? Spit it out!

Goku: Well.................................................... Is Goten my son???

Chi-Chi: What are you talking about??? Of course he's your son!

Goku: Well, I don't remember empregnating you, that's all.

Chi-Chi: Oh man, I thought monkeys had good memory, WOW!

Goku: Monkey??? *Says softly* Don't go Freiza on me, bitch, I'm not a monkey!

Chi-Chi: WHAT DAFUQ DID YOU SAY!?!?!?!?!?!

Goku: Oh nothing, nothing.

Chi-Chi: Let me jog your memory.

[CHI-CHI HAS A BRIEF FLASHBACK. THE FLASHBACK IS AROUND WHEN THE Z FIGHTERS PREPARED FOR THE CELL GAMES. GOKU IS SEEN IN HIS SSJ FORM]

Goku: *Grabs Chi-Chi's shoulders* Hey Chi-Chi, it's been a while since we've had some ALONE time.......... hehe

Chi-Chi: *Blushes* Oh it has, Goku.

''Both of them giggle. They go to the bedroom. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU5EMlT3Uzw Goku's theme plays while they're in the bedroom. Get it? ;)]''

[FLASHBACK IS OVER.]

Goku: Eh............... I don't remember that.

Chi-Chi: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

[THE TWO ARGUE FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT]

Gohan: *Is sitting on a table* Man, they've been at it for a while

Goten: *Is sitting too* Yeah. I think they're arguing that I'm even their son.

Gohan: -_- You're not my brother?! *Gets up on chair* I KNEW IT!

Goku: CHI-CHI STOP!

Chi-Chi: Huh???

Goku: I know something that will end this. THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!