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This story has no title, because it's just that epic. Oh, and the titles of each chapter are contradictory to the title.

Chapter One: It's Daimao Time!
One cold, dark, stormy night up in Otherworld, Piccolo had written a letter to Lord Enma (for no anime title would suit him), saying...

Dear, Sire,

I have reason to be released from the bottomless pit of burning

'and scorching pain called Hell. I have done nothing but good deeds'

'ever since I got down here. Such as banishing the demon who was trying to destroy'

'the underworld. Wouldn't that be a good enough deed to be sent to the upper-world,'

'right? If not, I will come up from this hellhole, and make sure to shove that horn crown'

'right up that poop chute. So, release me, or suffer a deadly, constipated fate.'

Sincerely,

Piccolo.

So, as told by Piccolo, Enma released him, only to be blasted into smithereens anyway.

"Question: Where's Enma? Answer: I just killed him, bitch." Piccolo said, acting as badass as he totally is. He changed his name from Piccolo, to Piccolo Daimao. He released all of the evil hellbound spirits of hell, including the elegant, yet tricksey Frieza, the cocky, yet smooth, Cell, and, of course, the epic Nappa, with his all epic speedo.

To be updated... for realz...

Trivia:

 * This takes elements from some stories from the wiki, like how badass Piccolo is.
 * Were you think I was gonna talk about Nappa's epic goatee? Too bad. NomadMusik time.