Goku Chronicles

Hey guys. This is a humorous story about...stuff.&nbsp

Tien is mad
So about a year after GT Tien and Chiaotzu were fighting or something like that but they were doing that and then Baby came. "Hahaha Tien im gonna posess you and stuff" but Tien wont let that happen. So he punched Baby but it did nothing and Baby laughed. Then they started fighting for real and Tien was winning. But Baby just laughed again and said "Lol i'm gonna posess you n00b" then he entered a cut in his hand that was bleeding. Tien than grew hair and hand red things on his eyes. Then Vegeta was busy training on the lookout and he sensed the power. "Oh that's a power ima go check it out" he said and he flew off. "Wait, Vegeta!" said Puar but Yamcha told him/her that they were useless characters and they do nothing. After Vegeta arrived Tien laughed "You can't defeat me cause i'm cool" but Vegeta just blasted him in the face and elbowed him to the ground. Tien got so mad he went Super Whateverheis 3. His hair turned spiky and it was red. He looked older in this form. "Hahahaha" he said. Well he didin't say it but he laughed. "Oh no I won't let my pride go away or something HAAAAAA" then he turned Super Saiyan 2. But Tien laughed and used a Dodon Ray and it hit Vegeta. Vegeta was mad after that so he turned Super Saiyan 2 and a half out of rage. His hair was kind of long and he had big muscles. His hair also turned white. He looked powerful. He was so powerful that...something happened. So Tien started fighting the new and improved Vegeta when Garlic Jr came and blasted both of them into space. Then Puar knew he/she had to do something. Yamcha also knew he/she had too help as well. So they flew over to where Garlic Jr did that. He was laughing. Then a huge hole came from the sky or something and Vegeta came out of it. "If you think that is enough to destroy the saiyan princess---I MEAN prince then you're wrong!!

Broly sacrifices himself or something it's sad though
Garlic Jr was weak and stuff so he called his lackeys Salt, Pepper, and Pepsi (he hired a new one) to do his dirty work! Pepper was up first. He was fat. "Don't worry Vegeta i got this" said a random voice. Out came Broly. So Broly fought Pepper and lost. Broly died. "Yeahhhhh whatever" said Vegeta as arrogant as a cucumber. Vegeta blasted Pepper's stomach and he coughed out green blood it's green because he is a alien and not a human or saiyan so it's not red. But he was still alive. Then Vegeta kicked Pepper's bawls. Pepper walked back, stunned. Then Salt killed him because he was dissapoint. Vegeta sensed Salt was stronger than him and stuff so he decided to go Super Saiyan 7. So he did that. He had silver fur and was bald. No reason why. Salt was choking Vegeta untill a giant hole opened up behind him. Salt was sucked in and then some guy with robes on came out. He had a tail. "So my time warp breaker attack works." Vegeta pondered who he was and then the guy randomly yelled out "I AM ZORN"

A useless fusion that does absolutely nothing
Zorn was looking at Vegeta then Vegeta died because of cancer. "Hah, the "legend" is weak!" Then Puar and Yamcha finally did something and fused. It made this cat thing. "I am neither Yamcha or Puar. I am.... uhmm.... Pucha!!!!" said the fusion. Zorn laughed and started battling the fusion. But Pucha was beating Zorn. "Hah i've got a trick up my sleeve it's called SUPER SAIYAN!!!" yelled Zorn. Then he went Super Saiyan 2. He was so powerful that Pucha blew up. Piccolo was watching this and stuff. Piccolo flew up to Zorn. "Hey, go away." Piccolo said with anger. Zorn said he had a coupon for In and Out but he left anyway.

Piccolo kills the other guys it's intense
All this time Pepsi and Garlic Jr were still alive so Piccolo used Hellzone Grenade on Garlic Jr. Garlic Jr yelled "AVADA KEDAVRA!" His last thought that the words he just muttered were from Harry Potter then he died. Pepsi was shocked and looked like he was taking a crap. So Piccolo looked at him and Piccolo had lazer vision so he shot Pepsi and green blood came out and I already explained why it's green but i'll do it again wait I won't fine I will wait no I won't. Then Piccolo came down and roundhouse kicked Pepsi. The roundhouse kick was done so hard that it opened a time warp where Pepsi kept getting roundhouse kicked. So he dissapeared into the time warp never to be seen again. And I don't think I spelt dissapeared right. Did I?