Michael Cena

Michael Cena is a member for The Fart Boyz. He is a native of Toronto, Canada, Michael is of French descent and has a very low French accent. He drinks heavily, which seem to have little effect on him, and he seems to have the greatest social acumen among Fart Boyz's members (although David appears to be close and actully appears to exceed Michael in certain areas). However, low blood sugar leaves Michael extremely irritable; at one point, he tells Heath and Mason that the group is in a grocery store, calling them "douchebags" in the process. Michael's age is estimated at 25 during the Sercet Android Saga, based on his leaving home at the age of 16 and not being reunited with his family for 10 years.