Cell's Defeat

my story takes place in the cell games saga:

after a long struggle Cell has defeated his opponent who his body has vaporized from this world then he killed vegeta.

Picollo: Now that Vegeta's dead, there's no one left with the strength to defeat Cell...

Tien: ...I should have really been training more... Instead of wasting my time watching re-runs of "Dexter", man I love that show~!

Krillin: Uhh, Tien, now isn't the time for your nonsense...

Picollo: Silence! The both of you! I have a plan. (Instant Transmissions away)

Krillin: WTF?!

Tien: Did he just abandon us?

Krillin: That green goblin as...hle!

Yamcha: (Steadily sneaking off)

Tien: If I get out of this alive! I swear I'm going to find Picollo and rip his ugly antennae off his head!!

Picollo: (Returns with a can in hand) I'm back.

Krillin: ... Where the hell did you go?!

Picollo: I went to go ask Chi Chi for a can of Heavy Duty Raid!

Tien: Eh?

Picollo: It's for Cell.

Krillin: WTH...?

Picollo: I figured since the slogan for Raid is "Kill Bugs Dead!" this would work out fine...

Tien: Y-You think Cell is a insect?

Picollo: Well he does look insect in nature...

Krillin: That spray isn't going to do shit!

Cell: Muhahaha! You think a can of spray with an active ingredient of Carcinogen will kill me! You fool!

Picollo: It could cause cancer...

Krillin: That could take years!!

Tien: Who said he could even be affected by diseases!

Picollo: Who said he couldn't?

Cell: I do!

Picollo: Silence! (Sprays Cell in the face)

Cell: Blargh!! You sprayed me in the face while my mouth is open! Pbbtt! Why the hell does it have a lemon taste to it!

Picollo: I'ts lemon scented...

Cell: Arghh!! Why the hell is it lemon scented?! It's death in a can!!

Tien: Chi Chi has a pest problem?

Picollo: Yea, those roaches are as big as a baseball...

Tien: Goku should really call a professional to handle that...

Picollo: He tried to kill them using small ki blasts... He didn't really think that one through...... He's an idiot...

Tien: W-Wait a minute... You were able to Instant Transmission... but instead of getting us help... You grabbed a bottle of f......g raid!!

Cell: Yea...?

Tien: Krillin!

Krillin: Destructo Disc! (Tosses it at Picollo and severs his head)

Picollo: ...

Tien: (Grabs Picollo's head and tears off his antennae) Take that you damn green goblin!

Cell: Argh!! My eyes are burning! I can't see!!

Krillin: Uhhh.. Should we help him?

Tien: Yea, I got just the thing... Hey Cell! I can fix your eyes for you. With a bit of laser surgery, you'll be as good as new! Sit still. (Charges up a  Tri-beam)

Krillin: Ohhh...

Cell: I need some water to flush out my eyes!! Arghgh!!

Krillin: Where the hell is yamcha? Yamcha: (has disappeared)

and that's how Cell was defeated by Tien and Krillin.