Human Forces (Dragon Ball What If...)

Human Forces is a Dragon Ball What If... episode revolving around the humans fighting the Saiyans, yet it takes a far differnt turn from the original story.

Fighting Vegeta! (part 1)
They could feel it from the moment it began happening. Chiaotzu. He was changing rapidly; within seconds his entire body had grown nearly three feet in height and a tail had extended from his coccyx. He grew hair as well, with spiky black stalactites emerging from the plain plateau which was his head. This transformation was altogether inexplicable, nor do I feel the need to delve into the reason for it, but this story is fully non-canon so it’s okay.

This, however, was but the penultimate change in his physique. That which followed it was even more spectacular in nature. Silver fur enveloped his entire body, with only his chest remaining visible. The aforementioned chest altered from its normal blank white tone to a crimson red, at the same time broadening in prominence. His new black hair extended all the way down his back, turning white as it did so. He had miraculously become a man of legend, a Super Saiyan 5.

“Ve-Vegeta, what is this? He’s totally different than before and I don’t understand why!” said the Saiyan brute Nappa, stepping back at Chiaotzu’s newfound power.

“His power level…. It’s over 900 trillion!” screamed Vegeta, who then crushed the scouter firmly in his hands. He proceeded to say, “Hahaha, little human person I think. You still stand no chance against me!”

It was then that the most epic of all fist battles ensued. Nappa and the almighty Chiaotzu clashed forces, their auras colliding with impeccable accuracy. Chiaotzu sent a kick scraping across Nappa’s face, to which Nappa returned a swift punch. Although this did not even so much as harm Chiaotzu, it still infuriated Tien to the utmost degree, who then came in and underwent a remarkable transformation himself.

It was with great agility that an M stretched across his forehead. It was pitch black in colour, nearly eclipsing Tien’s third eye in its travel against Tien’s forehead. But with this traversal came new power, that which neared the great Chiaotzu’s power level. He placed in his hand a majestic ki blast, golden in colour, and he ran over to the gigantic Nappa. With a quick move of the arm, he planted the attack on Nappa, which mutilated his face horribly and sent him flying across the battle desert.

Nappa lay dead. His body was scarred, his skin ripped off. He lay but a bloody, inanimate corpse, his bones in plain sight. His organs showed clearly, nothing but bright red fluid covering it. To a cannibal, this would have been a delightful sight, but the rest of the world found no appeal in the gravely exposed jaw and defiled eyeballs. His ribcage was entirely ajar, jutting far out into the air and with insects already squirming upon it. His heart was left as nothing but a mess of bloody chambers and parts, many of which could be found scattered across the surrounding dirt.

But enough about that nonsense. I will return to Nappa for seemingly no reason in a few a few paragraphs, but for now we must occupy ourselves with Mr. Vegeta. He was short, that he was, but in all his HZ-like stature he was powerful too. Powerful enough to win over the hearts of millions of fan boys across the galaxy. Powerful enough to triumph against foes like Guldo, Cui, and other people too. Powerful enough to destroy planets with but a single Galick Gun. He was the greatest man that ever lived.

Tien and Chiaotzu stood there confidently. Vegeta was no match for them, no match whatsoever. They both began to charge a Dodon Ray simultaneously, pointing two fingers at Vegeta. They were powerful, and they had no fear to show it. In unity, they said, “Sayonara, Saiyan.”

With a quick burst of light, the beam extended from their fingers. It raced so quickly, so very quickly, until it reached the adversary within mere moments. He, however, was aptly prepared. With a quick hop, he dodged the two beams, racing quickly over to his two opponents. He sent a fist in the direction of each of them, to which they blocked his attack. However, the unbelievable force of Vegeta’s punches sent them staggering back, mainly because no one could be as great as the epic Vegeta who is better than everybody else forever.

“Yamcha we have only one choice,” muttered Krillin, to which Yamcha stared back blankly. His hair stood erect as ever. That was important information. “We must fuse together to create Yamchillin. It is the only way to help out the other two.” Yamcha humbly obliged to such a request, at which point the two fused together to Kramcha. This name was different than what was intended for unspecified reasons. Kramcha rushed at the epic duel between the other three, fist extended through the air.

Nappa was reposed as a corpse on the desert ground. Sand blew silkily through his skeletal figures, his guts being cleansed by the beautiful air. Sun shone upon his cheekbone, gleaming playfully. If he had stood up right then and there, a blind man wouldn’t have noticed that he was dead because of his composure. Of course, a non-sight impaired man would have noticed, because his heart was torn apart and his entire skin was torn off, but that’s besides the point.

When Kramcha came into contact with Vegeta, he punched him. Following this, Majin Tien and Super Saiyan 5 Chiaotzu punched Vegeta as well. Using their combined might, they managed to topple the mighty Goliath known ironically as Vegeta. He fell to the ground and didn’t stand up until later.