Jaco,The Galactic Patrolman Arc

Act I
-Terra(Earth)

-Near Hercules City

-T-000.001

(Omori):Hmm....what a day!

(Tights):Hey...Grandpa,what's that?

(Omori):I don't know but...Get behind me,my nephew!

Jaco's spaceship crashing near the two,Jaco exiting the vehicle an checking if the coordinates are correct,nodding as he saw the two,he said:

(Jaco):Where is The West?

(Omori):The...The West?You mean the mountains?

(Jaco):Argh!How could I have been this stupid!

Jaco in an anger put his laser gun next to the old man's head.he then said:

(Jaco):Then...I should just destroy the whole planet...

(Omori and Tights at unison):De...Destroy the whole...EARTH!!!

(Jaco):Precisely.If I can't find Kakarot

(Tights):You mean a carrot?

(Jaco):It's no carrot!

(Tights):Then you leave me no option but to-Haaaaaa!!!

Tight's beautiful gold blonde hair waved as she land an infinite amount of hits on the Galactic Patrolman,he dodging all of them,to the girl's anger,she tries to land an kick on the patrolman,but just ending up being held by Jaco upside down,the patrolman grabbing her by one of her legs,making the girl's skirt to reveal her panties.

(Omori):Tights!!Let my nephew go!

(Jaco):Please don't be hostile to an official Patrolman from the Galactic Patrol lead by The Great Xeno-King!

(Tights):Kyah!Let me go you alien perv!!

(Jaco):Sorry female inferior humanoid life form!But you forced me!

(Tights):Ouch!That's better!

(Jaco):Well...Let's neutralize Terra!

(Omori and Tights at unison):Wait!!!

(Jaco):What now?I need to neutralize Kakarot immediately!By any means necessary!

(Omori):But!!We'll have a trip to the West tomorrow!

(Tights):Ye...Yes!Anyways I'll be leaving to the West tomorrow!

(Jaco):Fine...but if not tomorrow,I'll destroy you and your idiot planet!

Omori and Tights led the patrolman to the guestroom,Tights walking in the bathroom,but Jaco not remember where the guestroom was,accidentaly entered the bathroom where Tights was taking a bath.

At the sight of Jaco she screamed and hit the patrolman so hard that made him to fly trough the roof.

Act II
-Terra(Earth)

-Near Hercules City

-T-000.001

(Tights):Again...Sorry!But it was your fault too...umm...Jaco-san!

(Jaco):I don't get it!What's the difference between females and males?

(Omori):Let me tell you son....

Then Omori started telling him(whispering,evidently) what's the difference between females and males,then finally illuminating Jaco's mind.

(Jaco):Oooh!It means yes...it was my fault!

(Tights):Umm...Gramps!We do have a problem with the car...

(Omori):WHAT?

(Jaco):Ow well!I'm just gonna blow up the planet!

(Omori):STOP!!!THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE IN YOUR HEAD!!?

(Jaco):Yes!

(Tights):It's just an problem with the engine!Nothing to blow the planet up for!I'm just gonna repair it!