User:Hyper Zergling/Joke archive

The following is an archive (made by Destructivedisk) of jokes which Hyper Zergling has made over the years, due to his general seriousness.

The jokes
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 * Terrible terrible damage!
 * O RLY?
 * NO WAI!!!
 * SS11's going for INFINITE POWER!!!
 * The End Saga
 * Mocking SS11 grammar
 * Oh, nevermind, I cloned myself.
 * DD, stop cloning yourself.
 * Okay. (Sarcasm)
 * Which character is the most powerful? Just your opinion.
 * At first, I thought NG stood for No Good.
 * She is such a genius.
 * Stomach pain...must've been affecting my mind.
 * Namekians pee orally.
 * Krillin: But I thought Namekians don't have penises!
 * dd what is st movie 5 about (adding to KV's spam)
 * SonikFan is being ignored and he ain't happy.
 * GTFO, KV clone.
 * [Sweat glands] release stuff all over your body when you fap, unless you're dehydrated.
 * Is the penis [a nerve ending]?
 * DUDE, WUT?
 * The ceiling [is up].
 * User:Hyper Zergling/the longest page on the wiki
 * That means KV must be more than a day into the future or almost a week in the past.
 * SonikFan, he is her brother, of course. Brothers would know this stuff.
 * That [IQ] is very high, DD. Much higher than Uni's 55, certainly.
 * Does [your white shirt] match your skin?
 * My brother also have Pokemon card
 * [I am] watching porn
 * That's what she said.
 * My head will A Splode
 * Why Bother? Why should I bother reviewing it?
 * [[Prince Vegeta Saga (The Forgotten)#Explosions, Vegeta... Lots Of 'Em!|Destructivedisk: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 * Dayum
 * Can I go back out now?
 * wasd it mean?
 * Nobody other than KV cares, DD
 * Then that changes everything.
 * Maybe he died.
 * A very creative title indeed.
 * A ladies’ man, aye?
 * Shhh,RB
 * Adding to KV's reference
 * I know I am [so cool].
 * Yeah, RB. Let her do what she wants to do.
 * No, you spelled [scrissoring] right XD
 * C-c-c-combo breaker!
 * Ban? Yes or no?
 * SonikFan is Dyslexic.
 * Dammit, [dyslexia] is contagious.
 * A graphic of me stabbing a heart, repeatedly
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 * Kuzonx2: DD Destructivedisk: whaaaaaaaaat Kuzonx2: Hi DD Hyper Zergling: Shut up.
 * This place is for the 0v3r10rds, SonikFan
 * I caught DIALGA. Time is under MY control!  I can wall Arceus' attacks!  Just please don't user Swords Dance before I kill you.
 * are you drunk today?
 * Because you control the talking, Sonik. We only speak when you do.
 * Fuck off, Sonik
 * [You can enjoy your life] By...fapping.
 * I blame you. You scared him away.
 * KV! KV!  KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!
 * I'm still alive; don't know if the chat is though
 * Well, you're too fast
 * Squirt [the lemon] in their eyes
 * I believe Werty is dead, just like how one of my fish will be in a few hours.
 * You, are a slow one.
 * Banli does wash dishes
 * They want to be just like you
 * Good times, Sonik, good times
 * rofleaok (Roll On Floor Laugh Ejaculating All Over Keyboard)
 * Dammit, Sonik, you made me lose my train of thought!
 * Flawless facial expression
 * Well Sonik, you killed the chat again.
 * prune juice?
 * There's too much to do and too much to see
 * I guess I'll never know if I don't go
 * I like how you speak for me
 * [My password is] g034t4d1ck
 * PEW PEW PEW (fly) (roll)
 * No, SS11. It wouldn't make much sense for Goku to randomly have sex 8 months before fighting the androids.
 * Go for [shooting yourself in the head], Sonik.
 * What, his cum is going to give you god powers as well?
 * You see, Sonik? You have powers of your own.  You just formed a shadow clone of yourself!
 * They can't [get laid]. They're too far apart.  Xt32 must rely on shoving her webcam into her pussy.
 * I don't remember that. I guess it's senility.
 * ["If I like everybody, everybody will like me." is] Sonik['s motto]
 * You'd be lucky to get 1 point
 * DD, I can't wait until you badCAJ
 * You still have powers, Sonik; she has none.
 * Damn you, [RB]. You prevented me from combo breaking.
 * That is a result of Photoshop. Well, actually, I can really perform Kamehameha.
 * You know what? All I want is you too.
 * And you try super hard!
 * Uh-oh, I could have been possessed by something [because I don't ever remember saying "Why you so lazy?"]
 * Sir, permission to leave the chat. To take a shower and wash my back.
 * How lame (your father) is
 * I love you too
 * (I think Ledas' penis should be, at most, 7 inches long because that is) Bungie's fave number
 * Is there anyone based off me or you in TF? [No response] Okay.
 * Yes, yes you are [a bad person]

Normal Comments misinterpreted as jokes

 * I don't think that will work.
 * Hold on
 * it doesn't have Linoone (regarding his pkmn team; must have been a joke, because a Linoone is necessary for a pkmn team)
 * I personally think Luxray looks retarded
 * KV knows it too, all too well (in reference to pegging)
 * I've always been waiting for your insight.
 * Pokemon...very math oriented
 * HZ's review of Unlimated
 * BOOM (There was a lightning bolt followed by thunder at HZ's place)
 * [The] Problem [of creating a facebook page of the Wiki] is, noobs would know the [names of the] masterminds behind the foundations of the Wiki. We don't want noobs knowing our faces.  They are forbidden to [behold] the gods.
 * or is ["Yeah, yeah..."] sarcasm?
 * Snorlax is beast
 * Yes, yes I am [slow]
 * KV categorizes like a bitch.
 * Because your instincts serve you well
 * DD says that he DISLIKES all of you.
 * I noticed (your comment). Did I not make note of that?  If I didn't, then I'm really sorry.

Terrible Terrible OOC
The following are times when Hyper Zergling shows signs of not being himself by saying something strange. These are known as Out of Character moments.
 * I have to go study for a chem test in ten minutes, so that means that before then I have to have a nice chat with my best online buddies.
 * stfu about the dishes, dammit
 * lololololno
 * Shuddup, RB.
 * cooooooooooooooooooome baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
 * Hyper Zergling: SuperFusion, are you drunk? SuperFusion: prolly, I had a fair chare of cyder at dinner Hyper Zergling: That explains it!
 * POOF 4 more people
 * [Did you want] Hugs? [from your family members]
 * Why you so lazy?
 * Aw, SSK doesn't know that Broly LSS5 is KV. How Cute.
 * :P
 * EWWW, They're still having sex?
 * F*** you, DD
 * Oh, shucks
 * How sweet (of KidVegeta)
 * How sweet (of KidVegeta)

Catchphrases
The following are phrases used frequently by Hyper Zergling.
 * Doing it now
 * DUDE, WUT?
 * brb, dishes
 * O RLY?
 * Okay
 * I really hate to be a prick, but...
 * What did I miss?
 * If this was facebook, ^Like^
 * Not that I can think of at the moment
 * Of course