How Frieza started hating MONKEYS

One day Frieza,Cooler and King Cold went to the zoo. Cooler liked the sharks. Frieza liked the lizards. King Cold liked the lions. Their trip was going good, untill they visited the MONKEYS. Cooler was bored with the monkeys, so he dared Frieza to reach in between the cage's bars and grab the banana out of the SAIYAN-like monkey's hands, knowing that the monkey would attack Frieza. Frieza, not wanting to look like a chicken, said he would do it. Frieza reached in when King Cold was watching monkey boxing on the big screen tv near by. When Frieza grabbed the banana he snatched it right out of the monkey's hand. Right then the monkey screeched! King Cold turned around only to see a monkey attacking Frieza's face and looked over at Cooler laughing and rolling on the floor. "STOP THAT MONKEY!!" King Cold yelled at his son Cooler. "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"Frieza said muffled with the monkey on his face. Frieza finally lost his patience and killed the monkey with a single mouth blast. He had all kinds of scars on his face, each one leaking blood. He used almost all his energy in the mouth blast and he passed out on the floor. "Oh man... im going to be in big trouble when he wakes up..." Cooler whispers to himself. Cold picked up Frieza and put Cooler on his shoulders and he flew over to the infermory. "Ugh.." Frieza kept saying on the way there.When he was passed out he had a nightmare. In the nightmare an angry mob of monkeys chased him to a dead end... where Goku and Vegeta were. "FRIEZA! FRIEZA! SPEAK TO ME SON! DON'T DIE ON ME!"King Cold said. Frieza said 3 words when he awoke, "I...hate...monkeys..." and he passed back out. The particular monkey that attacked Frieza looked like GOKU.