Arrival Saga (Quite Legendary)

The Arrival Saga is the first saga in Dragon Ball Z: Quite Legendary. Note that the first chapter is a recap of what was going on, and that's why it seems short.

Arrival Saga:
"I'm sorry.

Does my sarcasm in this story,

Seem a bit douchebag-like?

My bad.

But why don't you shut up,

And read the damn story?"

-The Narrator

Fly Away:
The impossible had just happened. A dirty, low class Saiyan, had just defeated the one of, if not the, fanciest fighter out there. This had been, at a minimum, an emotional triumph for the 23 year old Saiyan, to defeat the seventy-something year old Frieza. But this was no time to celebrating. Why, you ask? Because, the low class Saiyan I was talking about, yeah, he's about to blow up along with an exploding planet. You know, with the booms, and such.

"Please! Let me make it in time!" Goku said, flying to Frieza's ship. He jumped in the blasted hole in the top of the ship. He started to search around inside the ship until he found the control room. "This has to be it!" he said, rushing around the room. "Now... where's the launch button?!" Goku, to his surprise, found the controls similar to the one on his ship. He pressed the launch button, but all that happened was... nothing. He kept pressing the button, but nothing happened. That is, until the ship fell into lava. He blasted out of the ship, and got really pissed.

It... can't... end like this... King Kai thought to himself. "His last hope... Frieza's ship... can't take off..." The others, Tien, Yamcha and Chiaotzu, couldn't speak. Who would? The Earth's savior, facing imminent death.

It's gonna... explode... Goku thought to himself.

Boom.

You're probably wondering; 'Oh no! Goku died!' Well, keep your thongs up in a bunch. We didn't even finish reading the first chapter, and you're already acting like a bitch. Let's keep on reading...

"...As I feared... ...He didn't make it..." King Kai said, depressingly.

The world stopped for the group. It was as if they were frozen. Why is it that the ones who aren't the ones who seem to die, that die? Except, like, he totally didn't.

End of "Fly Away."