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☉‿⊙ - his name is tien he has three eyes but smileys can't ☉‿⊙ - he is the carrane hermt he does the sending backin time ☉‿⊙ - he is chiaoztuj the leprechaun and clown (he's the hot one)

chapert 1: rivers Cuomo is a stupid guy for pretending only in dreams is all deep. also say it ain't so
one upon a time i saw chiaotzu and he turned into a dancing leprechaun and then i got hard and fucked him and made some cheese. then we went to go see the crane hermit and he sent us back in time or some shit but i don't remember because yamcha was drunk and then we died but it was the past and everyone went back to the future.

trivia

 * this is tuns best story because it's his only one and he has to live with it.