Dragon Ball: Homeland

Dragon Ball: Homeland is a family/action/psychological fanfiction by MrFluffman and PabloDePablo. It follows the Saiyan Retasu.

PART ONE
I never asked for this. For being forced to babysit a brat kid and his crazy mother. For even hearing that Kakarot baby as an adult, talking.

For being one of the last Saiya-jinns in the universe. Of course, I prefer the term: "Saiyan". But they're growing on me... all of them.

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Where to start? Well, might as well start with the beginning. I was crusing along a small planet called Revan, a place were there where no intelligent inhabitants, just a bunch of fresh game, when something... happened in my head.

''Hello? Is anyone home? ''

I jerked and looked around rapidly, looking for the source. No one was around me. The voice repeated the question, more insistant.

"Yes," I muttered, still floating in mid air, "who is this?"

''Hi! I'm Son Goku, former protector of Earth... are you Retasu?''

How did he know my name? I responded, "Yes."

Did you used to know a baby named Kakarot?

Not at first, but then it came back to me... "You?" I gasped, "the baby we sent off moments before things went to hell?"

''I guess you could say that... I need your help. You see, I recently... killed myself, trying to stop this villian named Cell. But since I'm gone... and my wife and kid are all alone... I was wondering, if you could take care of them?''

"WHAT?!" Okay, that came out louder than intended.

''Hey, calm down. I just can't trust anyone else, with Vegeta having his own kid, Piccolo not caring that much, and the others gone... just wondering.''

"Well... what planet is this?"

''Oh, it's a great little place called Earth! It's green and veritle, with plenty of life. I'm sure you'll like it.''

Fertile, huh? With people? "What about the people? What are they like?"

''Oh, they look like us! Except without the tail of course, but everything else is the same!''

I should have shut him up. I should have laughed and never come back. But I didn't. I decided to do this...

PART TWO
Coming Soon!