Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation

River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation is a Namekian featured in The (Possibly) Boney King of Nowhere. As his name suggests, he is a.

Appearance
River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation is quite green, with two pointy antennae and buggy eyes, not to mention arms, legs, torso, and a neck commonly found in Namekian bipeds.

Personality
River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation is a very nice person because River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation likes to be around people. River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation is very unaware of humans and their customs, leading to countless hilarious misunderstandings between River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation, Jolee, and Kindler.

History
River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation grew up on Namek and then New Namek later on. On River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation's homeplanet, River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation led an exciting life as the captain of the local rugby team. River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation's team did well, and though they won only one time (going 1-15), they were reportedly  most beloved team; Guru was said to have rooted for them every game, despite them losing all but one. The single game they won was against a team that consisted of, and some other third person. River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation's team of twenty five members was able to narrowly escape with a victor, winning 15-14. After that, River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation gave up his life as a professional rugby player, instead focusing on the importance of being an farmer.

Becoming quite successful once again, River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation turned to the nemesis of that was Namek;. Under Guru's strict counsel, River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation started a petition to have Moori go away. River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation was able to get the support of all Guru's men (consisting of solely ) and all of River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation old rugby buddies. However, Dende was able to gain the support of two or three other Namekians and in a swiftly dramatic, passionate vote was able to stay off the petition's might. Needless to say, this was when River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation acquired a most important nickname; Thom Yorke's Fender Classic Series '72 Telecaster Deluxe Electric Black Guitar.

Thom Yorke's Fender Classic Series '72 Telecaster Deluxe Electric Black Guitar was now about to make a major upheaval of the Namekian political system when Frieza arrived. Frieza blew up River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation pretty darn good, so River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation remained dead for a long time.

After being revived by the Dragon Balls, River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation travelled to earth because River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation was a Namekian and there were other Namekians on Earth. River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation met nice people such as Kindler and Jolee there, and helped them work on important Nigerian money laundering scemes.

Trivia

 * Like all namekians, River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation's name is based off of a musical instrument.
 * River Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation nickname was Thom Yorke's Fender Classic Series '72 Telecaster Deluxe Electric Black Guitar.