Dragon Ball: Logic Added!

This story is making fun of Dragon Ball in every single logical way! Yay!

Shenron Logic 101:
"Hey, I got an idea! What if we tell Shenron to 'destroy the Saiyan space-pods', so the Saiyans suffocate in space?!" Oolong said.

"That's a great idea!" Bulma replied.

How Dragon Ball Z would've ended:
Vegeta and Nappa would've suffocated in space, Goku would've come back from King Kai's place, the Dr. Wheelo/Turles/Lord Slug would've been canon, and Frieza would've ruled the entire galaxy up until Cell arrived, and since no-one would've traveled back in time to warn Earth's Special Forces about the Androids and Goku's heart disease, Cell would rule the Earth, absorbing Androids 17 and 18, along with the rest of the Earth. Majin Buu would've never been awoken, Cell and Frieza would've eventually fought, with Cell winning with, although no Super Saiyans on Earth, the Androids power. Cue the credits.

Note: I originally got the idea of the story from 10XKamehameha's comment on an article on the Dragon Ball Wiki.

Space Logic 101 (Dragon Ball = Dragon Ball Z air rules):
"Gack! Can't breath!" Goku said, as he was bringing Monster Carrot to the moon.

How Dragon Ball would've ended:
King Piccolo would have ruled the world up until Raditz went to Earth and eliminated the fool, along with the rest of Earth's population. Vegeta would've served under Frieza, Cell & Majin Buu would have never existed, and Frieza would rule the galaxy along with King Cold & Cooler.